Tony: Let's play Truth or Dare!!!

Thor: SURE IRON ONE

Scott: omg yessssssssss

Steve: I'll play too!

Bucky: OK -_-

Bruce: Ya!

Loki: I've had a drink so why not

Stephen: Loki same 👌

Spidey: ooooo can i go first?

Tony: Sure kid! Truth or dare?

Spidey: Truth!

Tony: Who would you save from a burning building out of Bucky or Steve?

Steve: :O

Bucky: :O

Spidey: ... WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT MR STARK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tony: You can't back out now kid.

Spidey: I...

Spidey: Choose...

Spidey: Is calling the firefighters an option?

Tony: No

Spidey: THIS IS TORTURE

Spidey: OK fine. Here is the truth.

Spidey: It would be Bucky.

Bucky: HA

Steve: 😭😭😭

Spidey: I'M SORRY STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce: tRoUbLe iN pArAdIsE

Tony: The truth is out!! OK, who next?

Thor: MAY I GO NEXT, MAN OF IRON?

Tony: Truth or dare?

Thor: I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT MYSELF, IRON ONE.

Tony: What is your biggest fear and why?

Loki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thor: MY BIGGEST FEARS ARE...

Loki: Hilariously funny

Thor: WINDOWS

Tony: What?

Stephen: What?

Bruce: What?

Spidey: What?

Thor: DON'T LAUGH

Loki: I'm laughing

Tony: OK... so why are windows your biggest fear?

Thor: BECAUSE EVERY TIME I WAKE UP AFTER BEING UNCONSCIOUS OR AM DEFEATED I AM PRESSED AGAINST A WINDOW. IT IS MY GREATEST WEAKNESS.

Spidey: Omg there's a meme about it!!!

Spidey: 

Loki: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thor: WHY, SPIDERLING?

Tony: OK... who next?

Steve: I guess I better get this over with. -_-

Loki: That's the spirit!

Tony: Truth or dare?

Steve: Dare

Tony: I dare you to insist to Fury that he is a bird. Take a screenshot as evidence.

Steve: O.o

Steve: OK...

5 minutes later

Steve: Done it. How do I take a screenshot?

Tony: Hold down the power button and volume button.

Steve: Which one is the volume button?

Tony: The longish button.

Steve: On the front?

Tony: No. The side.

Steve: Got it. Which is the power button?

Tony: The one on the other side. The one you use to turn the phone off.

Steve: This is really complicated

Tony: It isn't...

Steve:

Bruce: You're dead Tony.

Scott: Dead. Dead. Stabbed in the head.

Loki: Thought that was your sandwich song?

Scott: It is :D

Tony: O.e

Tony: OK. Um... who's next?

Scott: I volunteer as tribute!

Tony: Truth or dare

Scott: I wanna dareeeee!

Tony: Put your daughter's makeup on and send us a picture.

Scott: I do that all the time! Be a sec

Bruce: ...He does that all the time?

Loki: I think he's had a drink too.

Stephen: You need one to get through this game to be fair.

Loki: True. We're smart.

Scott: I'm back!! Let me take a selfie...

Scott sent a photo

Tony: OMG I-

Loki: BAHAHAHAHA

Steve: Makeup suits you!

Bucky: Does it though?

Scott: Did I go overboard with the eyeliner?

Spidey: I mean, you have a striking resemblance to a panda...

Stephen: I guess if you like pandas it's a compliment 🤷

Scott: I love pandas!

Stephen: There you go then...

Tony: Who next?

Steve: I nominate Bucky!

Bucky: -_- fine

Bucky: Truth

Tony: How many times have you been stopped at a metal detector?

Steve: 😂

Bucky: Precisely 546 times. That's only thanks to your security system

Tony: Nothing like a bit of needless irritation at the start of your day :D

Bucky: 😒  

Bruce: Is it my turn?

Tony: Yep. Truth or dare?

Bruce: Dare.

Tony: Do four cartwheels in a row across the science lab saying WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Stephen: I need to see this.

Tony: And film it!

Bruce: Ha. One thing you guys don't know about me - I used to do gymnastics. Be a sec.

Loki: O.O

Loki: Thor's greatest fear is windows. Scott puts on makeup regularly. Banner was a gymnast. What the hell next?

Thor: DO NOT JEST BROTHER. THESE ARE ALL WORTHWHILE TRAITS TO HAVE.

Stephen: Being afraid of windows?

Thor: YES. WELL... NO. BUT YES.

Bruce sent a video

Bruce: Done. Easiest dare ever Tony.

Tony: O.o

Tony: Wasn't expecting that.

Tony: OK... Loki and Stephen.  You two have had a drink. This will be interesting.

Stephen: Only a little bit... OK, no. Not a little bit👀

Loki: I say we do a joint dare 😁

Tony: Great idea. Sing a karaoke duet. You choose the song :D

 Loki: O.e

Loki: I'm really not a singer...

Stephen: I am :D Let's do Bon Jovi

Loki: I have no idea what that is but sure

Steve: I can't wait for the concert 😁

Bruce: ikr

Thor: BROTHER YOU ARE A MUCH BETTER SINGER THAN I AM

Loki: True.

Bucky: Love how these dares have escalated. This is why you choose truths

Scott: Dares are funnier

Spidey: It's my bedtime. Good night 👋

Thor: GOODNIGHT SPIDER CHILD. SWEET DREAMS

Bucky: 10.30pm?

Tony: Come on, let's see Loki and Stephen do this dare!

Loki: I need another drink first -_-

10 minutes later

Tony: Wow... that was interesting.

Stephen: By interesting you mean I totally rocked the Bon Jovi wig, right?

Steve: If you say so...

Loki: Please let's never do that again -_-

Loki: Stephen and Tony should do it next time. They'd make a killer twin duo with the matching wigs.

Stephen: Loki why didn't you wear the wiiggg????

Loki: Reasons.

Tony: No.

Thor: THE IRON ONE HAS NOT YET LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT HIMSELF OR COMPLETED A DARING TASK TO PROVE HIMSELF

Tony: THOR WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP??!?!?!?

Steve: Good point!!!

Bucky: Tony's turn

Scott: I think Loki should do it for him... 😏

Loki: So do I... 😏

Tony: 👀

Thor: SO DO I

Bruce: Same here... this'll be funny...😏

Loki: Truth or dare, Anthony?

Tony: If I did the dare it would be doing the karaoke with the drunk wizard whilst wearing the wig won't it?

Stephen: Not a wIzarrrdDd....

Loki: Might be...

Tony: Truth then

Loki: What's the worst thing you've done while drunk?

Steve: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUSTED TONY

Scott: Ooooooh, I wanna know!

Bucky: same

Thor: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS XD

Bruce: I'm not sure I actually want to know...

Stephen: mEee wanNaaa saaAaaNdwIiich

Bucky: Strange.... be drunk more often. It's funny

Tony: O.O

Tony: Singing karaoke with the wizard sounds good right now...

Loki: You can switch to dare if you want but you have to do it three times and keep the wig on through all of them

Steve: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thor: I AM GOING TO GET MYSELF A SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT AND POST THIS ALL OVER THE FACEPAGES!

Tony: Fine. Only if we never play truth or dare ever again after this. -_-

Loki: And if we do, I'm doing all the truths and dares 😁

Steve: You're evil with them 😬

Loki: Exactly😁

Thor: COME MY FRIENDS. WE MUST SEE THE IRON ONE HUMILIATED.

Tony: I'm gonna die