Peter 1: ITS LESS THAN A WEEK FROM HALLOWEEN AND I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS AND IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT NEEDS ANSWERING IMMEDIATELY

Loki: ill be back later then

Peter 1: >:(

Stephen: Do you need volunteers for who to go trick or treating with again... 👉👈

Wanda: I'll come again :D

Natasha: yk u shouldnt be asking us. its stark u need to ask

Peter 1: I was gonna ask something else

Peter 1: well that too

Peter 1: BUT NO THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT

Thor: WHAT DO YOU NEED SPIDER CHILD? I WILL HUNT DOWN AND SLAY ANYONE WHO MAY DELAY OR GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR JOURNEY

Loki: i read the last bit as jourNAY 💀

Mobius: Same 💀

Thor: WHY

Peter 1: FOCUS

Peter 1: PETER 2 AND PETER 3 I SUMMON THEE

Peter 3: Yas sah!

Peter 2: Reporting for duty *salutes*

Peter 1: I NEED THY ASSISTANCE

Scott: Did Loki hack and change Thor's name into Peter 1 🤔

Loki: i actually didnt

Peter 1: NO I AM JUST CHANNELLING MY INNER THOR

Peter 1: AND ANYWAY MY PETERS, I NEED YOUR HELP TO COLLECT INFORMATION FOR THAT THING WE DISCUSSED ON THE PETERS GROUP CHAT

Peter 4: Does that include me?

Natasha: hey pete wheres gamora

Peter 4: Don't call me Pete

Gamora: But you are Pete

Gamora: Hey bestie!! 💖

Natasha: hey bestie! 💖

Peter 4: I'm out

Peter 1: ...ANYWAY

Peter 1: ITS HALLOWEEN AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DRESS UP AS

Peter 1: THEREFORE I WANT EVERYONE ON THE CHAT TO TELL ME WHAT THEYRE DRESSING AS SO I DONT COPY ANYONE

Peter 1: DO IT NOW

Peter 1: THEN I LEAVE YOU ALONE

Steve: Oooh, how fun. I will have a think as you all decide :)

Phil: HEEEEEYYYYY STEVE

Bucky: You don't need to think, Steve. Just dress your age. You'll terrify all the children.

Peter 2: Burn

Sam: Ah, so you're twinning then?

Peter 3: SIIIIICK BUUUUURN

Loki: Thor will join you but he'll be scarier than both of you so you might wanna make an effort.

Peter 2: WOAHHHH SICKER BURNNNNN I CANT EVEN-

Thor: WHAT?

Peter 1: CHILDREN SHTAWP I WANT ANSWERS

Wanda: I wasn't going to dress up but if you want me to I'd probably go as a witch because it's just easier than making up a complicated outfit, know what I mean?

Wanda: Ooooh or maybe that lady in Godzilla. Elle I think.

Scott: I'm gonna be that guy in the new Ghostbusters movie 😁

Scott: The teacher guy

Stephen: I'm gonna be Sherlock Holmes 😌

Tony: Excuse me

Tony: I was going to be Sherlock Holmes

Stephen: Excuse me, there can only be one Sherlock Holmes

Mobius: You guys have no idea how hard me and Loki are laughing right now

Loki: DONT RUIN IT THIS IS FUNNY

Peter 1: What's so funny?

Mobius: Other universes. That's all. Carry on.

Bucky: An assassin with a metal arm

Peter 1: NUH UH, YOU WERE THAT LAST YEAR

Bucky: I didn't know there was a rule

Peter 1: There is now. Another costume 😁

Bucky: The Mad Hatter then

Natasha: Yoooo but emo Bucky-

Bucky: I already am emo

Loki: HAH we have a little club going on exclusively for emos

Bucky: We actually do

Steve: What does emo mean?

Thor: IS IT LIKE EMU BUT WITH AN O?

Peter 1: UMMMM anyway please continue

Peter 4: Emmet from the LEGO movie. I don't even care what you make of that.

Gamora: I'm sure you'll look lovely, darling

Peter 4: WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME AND CALLING ME DARLING ARE YOU HIGH ARE YOU AN IMPOSTER WHATS WRONG GAMORA

Mobius: *Laughs more*

Loki: SHUT UP YOU WAIT TILL THEYRE ALL DONE

Tony: I'm starting to get suspicious of you two...

Mobius: that's the ✨TVA agent energy✨

Loki: literally

Natasha: That kid in Home Alone 3

Thor: I DO NOT KNOW WHO TO BE

Scott: YOU SHOULD BE THE DUDE IN MIB

Thor: OH YEAHHHH

Thor: THAT GUY IS SO HANDSOME I WISH I LOOKED LIKE HIM

Natasha: nah you look quite like him

Thor: AW THANK YOU CHILD FROM HOME ALONE 3

Loki: i cant- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Bruce: Oh wow I've joined the conversation late

Bruce: And I'm going to be that magician guy in Now You See Me. It's a great film 😌

Natasha: but that guy just looks like you.. its not even a costume

Bruce: AT LEAST ITS MORE REALISTIC THAN DEAGING MYSELF

Natasha: HEY

Steve: I decided!!! Human Torch 😄

Phil: I am being a Steve Rogers fangirl

Bucky: I'll ignore that. So you're setting yourself on fire?

Steve: Of course not 🤦‍♂️

Bucky: That's not realistic then

Loki: I die 💀

Mobius: They all did it-

Loki: PETERS WHO ARE YOU BEING?

Peter 2: I am being Peter 3

Peter 3: And I'm Peter 2 😄

Mobius: OK they aren't doing it but that's fine they aren't from here

Loki: And we don't know their actors anyway

Peter 1: OK but what the fuck are you on about?

Steve: LANGUAGE

Peter 1: Sorry

Mobius: Just... remember how I explained how much the TVA hates the universe? When Loki and I were there, we learned in another universe that there are actors that play you all and... you've all chosen characters which your actor has also played XD

Stephen: ...wait

Tony: ARE THERE TWO SHERLOCK HOLMESES?

Mobius: Oh, there's a lot of Sherlocks. You two were the best two though.

Loki: nah Benedict's Sherlock was the best

Stephen: WHOS BENEDICT

Mobius: A cucumber patch

Tony: A what

Loki: Mobius doesn't know that I'm laughing because it means he has to dress up as Lightning McQueen though

Peter 1: UISRKVNIEUSCHVUIEMCHEUGHVENUHCGJEIUCEHVUHENIUT

Natasha: HES LIGHTNING MCQUEEN?!!!

Mobius: nO

Loki: either that or Scott has to get Hank to make him a tiny shrinking cowboy suit

Scott: OMG NEVERMIND HIM I WANT ONE SO COOL MAN

Tony: Benedict Cucumber Patch...

Stephen: Two Sherlock Holmeses...

Tony: We need to find two John Watsons now dammit

Loki: I'll get Everett Ross and Yon-Rogg then

Clint: Why are we talking about this at 1am

Natasha: nunya business

Natasha: *whispers* katniss everdeen

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Sorry this later than I meant oop- and shorter...

But uhhh if you understood those references you are my new favourite person :)