This is probably an exaggeration btw everyone. I very much doubt this is the truth in the MCU. Still, it's funny XD

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Tony: Let's all have a completely random conversation. What were all your first dates?

Bruce: ...and why do you want to know? 🤨

Tony: Because

Thor: MINE WAS WITH JANE FOSTER ON MIDGARD WHEN WE MET. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS COUNTS AS A DATE, BUT WE WENT TO THE COFFEE SHOP AND I ATE POPTARTS AND SMASHED A CUP WHILE JANE, ERIK AND DARCY WATCHED ME. THEN WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THERE WAS A SATELITE CRASH I LEFT THEM THERE TO GO SEE WHAT IT WAS.

Tony: So romantic Thor...

Steve: I never went on a date. I crashed the ship into the ice before I could go to the dance with Peggy.

Tony: Sad 😢

Spidey: I went to the Homecoming at school and dumped her as soon as i got there bc reasons

Tony: KID! 😱 I'M ASHAMED OF YOU!

Spidey: Well if i didn't people were going to die.

Tony: Noted.

Scott: Me and Hope went to the quantum realm...

Tony: You went to another dimension with Hope?

Hope: It was great!

Pepper: My first date with Tony was being Tony's assistant and watching him make out with a different girl everyday.

Natasha: Poor Pepper

Tony: I know. And I'm sorry about that Pep

Wanda: How many girlfriends have you ever had Mr Stark?

Pepper: HA BUSTED

Tony: I... never kept track.

Wanda: Estimate then

Tony: Uh... maybe six or seven hundred?

Wanda: O.O

Pepper: Don't lie Tony, there were definitely at least 800

Wanda: W.O.W.Z.E.R.S

Rhodey: Yeah. About 800. I think it could even stretch to 850.

Loki: Um, guys, I just used my telepathy on him and he's had over 2000 girlfriends.

Rhodey: Wow... that's even more than I expected

Tony: LOKI WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Loki: Because I can

Wanda: OMG, it's true... O.O

Thor: I HAVE NOT EVEN HAD THAT MANY GIRLFRIENDS IN OVER 1500 YEARS!

Loki: You've had one, Thor...

Thor: EXACTLY

Tony: OK... well... um... I...

Tony: I was popular and young back then. Leave me alone

Pepper: He still hasn't proposed

Thor: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?!?!

Bruce: Tony, I'm ashamed of you!

Natasha: This is a heated conversation!

Loki: This is a boring conversation

Loki: Bucky, you wanna come stab someone?

Bucky: Sure

Tony: people srsly! i love pepper and i never loved any of them other girls. confession time: i was using them. bc i was bored and not thinking straight. but the thing is i love u pep and i never ever will not stop loving u

Pepper: That would be cute if the grammar wasn't so bad.

Natasha: Or if there wasn't a double negative at the end...

Thor: I THINK IT IS ADORABLE, IRON ONE. I WISH JANE WOULD SEND ONE TO ME.

Tony: Didn't you break up?

Clint: Oof. Can we go yet? This is getting sappy.

Tony: What was your first date Clint?

Clint: One girl in the movies thought I was her boyfriend and I never bothered to correct her. Not Laura, by the way.

Natasha: Ooof Clint how sad

Clint: What?

Steve: Why didn't you correct her?

Clint: Couldn't be bothered

Tony: I'd do that :D