How the fuck we nearly at 10000 reads...

Also, I had a request :) So I'm back. And we'll forget I haven't been here since April.

Request deviates a little from original... that happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Scott: Bleugh

Scott: I'm fed up of this new generation

Peter 1: :(

Scott: It isn't personal

Peter 1: :(

Clint: whats up

Clint: except the sky/ceiling before you say it

Scott: Everything is up when you're the size of an ant

Clint: you got me

Scott: I just found out that the acronym STFU doesnt stand for Scott's The Fun Uncle

Scott: And I gave Peter a shirt with that on for his birthday

Scott: Not knowing it meant shut the fuck up

Peter 1: Aw, dont worry about it Mr Scott! Either way, I like pink t-shirts, and it can be an inside thing with just us, right :)

Scott: So now I hate Gen z

Peter 1: o

Vision: I wish you had consulted me, Mr Lang, for I could have alerted you to the situation. Else, I could've rewritten the algorithm so that the universally recognised abbreviation 'STFU' really stood for 'Scott's The Fun Uncle', as opposed to 'Shut The F*** Up' as it does currently.

Scott: Thanks Vis, bit late now tho

Loki: is Vision incapable of swearing?

Vision: My programming prohibits my inability to utter even the most offensive words. This was done so that Mr Stark could never be upstaged by my dark wit and humour. Automatically my programming will censor anything deemed offensive by a general population or a specific audience.

Loki: That is the saddest thing i have ever heard

Steve: Thank goodness, this means I don't have to be the language police to at least one person 😌

Loki: Would you like me to hack

Tony: NO. NO. HE WOULD NOT LIKE THAT

Loki: I think vision deserves his humanoid cyborg rights Anthony

Scott: Guys I was trying to get a fucking rant going :(

Loki: oops, sorry, my bad, you go ahead

Vision: Apologies, Mr Lang. Continue with your f***ing rant.

Scott: Thank you

Scott: Well I was thinking

Scott: gen z have made all these stupid acronyms

Scott: And there definitely weren't this many before I came back from the quantum realm

Scott: But honestly they're just annoying. I can go a sentence without using tbh lol idk ffs istg ilysm brb ty fr

Peter 1: the saddest thing is I can read that :------)

Scott: Well I'm thinking

Scott: I'll just make my own acronyms

Scott: IDC can be Investing (in) Delicious Custard

Clint: what the fuck

Natasha: but when would you ever use that in a sentence?

Scott: Well, when someone asks what I'm doing, I can reply IDC, they'll be all like, oh, ok then, and back off in confusion as to why i dont care what I'm doing and therefore not probing my business so they leave me and my evil custard empire alone

Bucky: You are going to help so many introverts in this world Scott Lang

Loki: He's definitely onto something

Scott: THEN there's LMAO for Love My Awesome Ostrich for all those who sponsor an ostrich out there

Scott: We can have BRB for Baskin Robbins Blows

Peter 1: I love Baskin Robbins!!

Scott: Well they fired me because they're big meanies :(

Peter 1: Aw man im sorry :( What for?

Scott: I gave them a fake name to hide my secret criminal record and they found out

Bucky: That was totally unfair

Loki: Completely uncalled for

Steve: I'm... pretty sure that's the reason both you two are unemployed guys. You can't have a criminal record for most jobs

Bucky: That can't be the reason I was rejected by McDonald's

Loki: Yeah don't be stupid Cap they dont care about stuff like that

Tony: No guys thats how it works

Loki: SAYS THE GUY WHO LITERALLY SOLD WEAPONS TO CRIMINALS AND NEVER LOST HIS JOB

*5 seconds of silence pass*

Scott: and ET...

Clint: wut

Scott: ET = Everyone: *Thinks*

Tony: unfortunately fitting, but not a gen z acronym

Tony: Now I must go question my existence

Bucky: See Steve? McDonald's CLEARLY just thought me and Loki were just too cool to work in such a mangey establishment

Loki: Not to mention torture our perfect hair by having to wear caps at all times

Bucky: They clearly thought we deserved better and had no CEO jobs free

Loki: So obviously it had nothing to do with our criminal records

Bucky: Obviously

Loki: Maybe our talents are better suited in the heavy metal music industry

Peter 1: Why?

Bucky: All heavy metal artists have extensive trauma, have cool hair, have criminal records, and as a result of fame they're worshipped like a cult and probably couldnt get a job in McDonald's without scaring the kids

Loki: The industry was made for us

Bucky: Yes, but what to be called though?

Loki: Frost in Winter

Bucky: our first album can be called Fuck McDonald's

Loki: We can collab with Cap on an angsty song called The End Of The Line

Bucky: Just gotta learn some instruments...

Loki: Practise singing..

Bucky: Write some lyrics...

Loki: We can bring the sandwich song to life...

Scott: YES!

Bucky: Become billionaires richer than Stark...

Loki: And rub it in everyone's faces

Bucky:

Loki:

Steve: Oh God what have I done

Scott: No, no, Steve, this is good!

Scott: the new meaning of FIW is Frost In Winter now

Scott: GOAT stays the same but is now exclusively reserved for you

Scott: OMG - Official Music Gods

Bucky: Second album ^

Steve: How many are there? 😭

Scott: THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE GEN Z CAP

Scott: THIS IS WHY WE ARE REBELLING

Scott: GEN Z WANT US TO KNOW ALL THESE SO I SAY NAY

Scott: I SAY THEY STOP ACRONYMINISING EVERYTHING AND EXPECTING US TO KNOW IT ALL

Scott: AND THAT I WHY, TODAY, I START A NEW ACRONYM TEXTING CULTURE

Scott: WHOS WITH ME??????

Loki: AYE AYE CAPTAIN SCOTT 🫡

Bucky: WERE WITH YOU

Clint: I GUESS IM JOINING IN THEN!

Peter 1: I DONT SEE WHY NOT DESPITE ME BEING GEN Z!

Natasha: Im gonna disappoint you by not using caps but might as well hop on the bandwagon

Vision: And I, as well.

Tony: oh my god

Steve: What I don't understand what's going on 😭 Are you ganging up on me? I can't tell if this is directed at me or not.

Vision: I believe Mr Lang has just organised a rebellion to challenge the new generation's love of acronyms in texting - known as 'Generation Z'. He believes that there are too many and need to be stopped and wants to take over with a new meaning for each. I have joined this rebellion as I agree, the new words and meanings created by Generation Z are starting to clog up unnecessary memory on my system and this need not be the case.

Loki: And me and Bucky started a heavy metal band

Vision: That also.

Scott: ...Wait, that wasn't a joke?

Bucky: We've literally just got our instruments. And this time we didn't even threaten the cashier with violence - we actually paid for them

Loki: Yeah with like cash and everything. It was weird. He even told us to have a nice day. People never do that when you point a knife at them

Bucky: I wonder why 🤔

Tony: Y'know what... I'm proud of you two. That is a good step in the right direction

Tony: Wait hang on a minute

Tony: where did you get the money from?

Loki: Your bank account :)

Tony: WHAT YOU CANT JUST-

Loki: wrong answer. You should be congratulating me on the step in the right direction because of my honesty

Bucky: Not to mention our newfound commitment to this band

Loki: And our lack of violence

Bucky:

Loki:

Scott: Well, in this case, I'm your marketing manager, whether you like it or not, and you have to spread awareness about my cause

Loki: Get in on the GIFs Scott

Scott:

Bucky:

Loki:

Tony: we're so doomed

Clint: Dunno. Pretty looking forward to whatever music they give us, honestly

Natasha: same

Peter 1: same :D

Vision: I, also.

Steve: Ignore me. I'm just going to cry confusedly in my room.

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Meow so this was fun to write XD

Also I randomly feel like I've had requests I haven't done yet. If you've sent me a request idea and I've seemingly completely ignored you, pester me about it. I have the memory of a fucking goldfish. Or if you wanna leave any requests feel free.

Now I vanish for probably the next three months again :)