Boring chapter title, I know. Deal with it. Also SERIOUSLY don't know what to write at the moment ToT

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Loki added Phil to the group chat

Phil: Hi Avengers :)

Fury: Phil...?

Phil: You haven't FORGOTTEN me, surely, Director? 😢

Pepper: Wait... Phil? Is it really you?

Phil: Yes it is Pep :)

Tony: UH EXCUSE ME

Tony: NO ONE CALLS PEPPER PEP EXCEPT HER BF

Tony: WHICH IS ME

Phil: Don't you remember me Mr Stark? :(

Tony: ...

Loki: Clue, I killed him.

Fury: COULSON?!?!?!?!

Tony: COULSON?!?!?!?!

Thor: SON OF COUL?!?!?!?!

Phil: That's me :D

Pepper: It's sooooooooooooo great to know you're alive Phil :D

Tony: But I thought your first name was actually Agent...

Thor: SON OF COUL, HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY BROTHER IMPALING YOU?

Phil: Um...

Phil: I don't know. But I did. And here I am :D

Loki: It gives me one less thing to remember I'm supposed to be feeling bad about.

Phil: Haha. Nice to know you feel so remorseful about killing me.

Loki: :)

Pepper: So... how come you two are on speaking terms, exactly?

Fury: Coulson, he literally killed you for fuck sake!

Tony: Technically he didn't...

Phil: Because we already texted so now we're like best buddies :D

Loki: Are we though?

Fury: And when was that?

Loki: Like... a week ago I guess? I only just remembered to add him to the chat

Fury: And about what?

Phil: I said I was alive and Loki said he was an Avenger now and I said to say hi to Steve for me

Loki: Anyway Fury, what's with all the questions?

Steve: Did someone type my name?

Phil: OMG STEEEEEEEEEEVE OMG CAN I CALL YOU STEVE?

Steve: Um... yes

Phil: WOW THE STEVE ROGERS JUST SAID I CAN CALL HIM STEVE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!! SO ANYWAY HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STEVE :D

Steve: Hi

Phil: THE ACTUAL LITERAL REAL LIFE FOR REAL LIVING STEVEN GRANT ROGERS JUST SAID HI BACK TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Tony: Wow... I think Loki just made Coulson's day by adding him to this chat

Loki: That's my good deed of the day :)

Fury: So... now whenever we have Steve texting on the chat we're going to have Agent Fangirl following him round?

Pepper: Seems that way

Loki: Agent Fangirl... good idea Fury 😏

Tony: Don't you dare hack!

Fury: Wait... what do you mean good idea?

5 seconds later

Steve: So, um, I have stuff to do...

Agent Fangirl: Oooooooooooooooooo what kind of stuff Steve? Can I join in????

Steve: You... want to do some gardening with me? 😕

Agent Fangirl: Yeah, why not? Anything to spend time with the ACTUAL REAL LIFE CAPTAIN AMERICA

Loki: Have fun Steve :)

Tony: He hacked -_-