A/N - Here are a buncha updates for ya! Thanks for waiting!

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Tony: Rightso 'sup guys?

Sam: The ceiling

Tony: I wasa say the sky

Sam: The hell is with your typing

Tony: Many tings my bird man, many tings

Peter 1: WE'RE PLAYING MINECRAFTTTTTTTTTTT

Sam: Who with?

Peter 1: STEVE BUCKY LOKI PETER 2 PETER 3 AND MOBIUS

Tony: Bet thas interesting innit

Sam: Seriously Tony, are you ok?

Peter 2: WE HAVE A PETER HQ

Peter 3: Peter 4, you can be an honourary member if you like :)

Peter 4: ...thanks

Bucky: I have pet sheep and Loki is forbidden from killing them

Loki: -_-

Loki: What do you take me for, a psycho?

 Bucky: Yes

Loki: Well, you're right.

Mobius: I'm a little upset there are no jet-skis, NGL

Peter 1: Want me to help you build a boat? That's close enough. And boats are cool!

Mobius: Depends what century they're from. Boats in 3000 AD are pretty cool.

Steve: I HAVE A HOUSE :D

Sam: Ugh, not this Steve with a house thing.

Tony: Is this ya on creative modeth?

Peter 1: Yes.

Peter 1: We made a full on hide out place - there's a huge lake that Mobius likes full of dolphins and stuff, then there's our giant HQ building on the mountain overlooking the lakeside village, where Steve has his house and Bucky has his farm and herd of sheep, and then Loki's out in the woods killing all the predators.

Loki: I'm helping Bucky. Now nothing can get his sheep.

Bucky: ...you're, so- so kind-

Steve: Are you crying?

Bucky: Wait, what? No, of course I'm not O_O

Loki: He is

Bucky: IM SORRY IM JUST SO TOUCHED-

Mobius: Peter 1 can you help me build this boat?

Peter 1: You can get one from the menu thingy

Peter 2: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sam: ...you do?

Peter 2: I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Peter 1: He's got elytra

Steve: I found some bread in the chest!!! How cool is that?

Peter 3: Uh... dude? It's the most common thing to find in a chest.

Steve: I-

Peter 2: DONT GO BREAKING HIS HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

Loki: Too late for that

Peter 1: Yes here comes night timeeeeee!!

Loki: Finally some less boring things to kill.

Sam: O_o

Bucky: NOT MY SHEEPIES YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS!

Steve: LANGUAGE!

Steve: HEY! NOT MY HOUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS!

Bucky: language...

Peter 2: THEY CANT GET MEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Peter 2: YOU BITCH SKELETON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM FAAAAAALLING 

Mobius: That wasn't a skeleton, that was Loki throwing knives at you.

Loki: MOBIUS! Why would you tell him that?

Peter 1: How did you get a knife that high... and that accurate...

Bucky: He's still falling...

Mobius: Wait, um, I'd watch your aim...

Steve: .

Steve: Peter 2

Peter 2: Uh oh

Steve: You

Steve: Just...

Sam: What did he do?

Steve: HE JUST FUCKING DIVEBOMBED MY FUCKING HOUSE AND MADE A FUCKING HOLE IN THE ROOF AND NOW I AM GOING TO KILL HIM ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Peter 2: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Mobius: *is staying in boat*

Peter 1: *is watching scared behind the battlements at Peter HQ O_o*

Peter 3: *is watching alongside Peter 1 O_o*

Bucky: *is nervously protecting sheepies and hoping silently they don't come this way*

Loki: *is getting out popcorn*

Tony: is confused innit

Sam: The hell Tony...

Peter 2: He... killed me 55 times. How is that possible? I'm on creative!!!

Steve: You deserved it.

Peter 2: I deserved it? Loki shot me out of the air! And ruined my elytra 😭

Loki: Who, me? 😇

Steve: ...Yes but I'm too scared to go after him

Bucky: Well, that's smart.

Steve: Though, I do feel a little guilty, sorry Peter 2

Peter 2: It's fine :')

Steve: But my house is still ruined 😭😭😭

Steve: I'm going to have to move. I'll get my bread.

Peter 2: Um, Mr Steve? I can fix your house, you know. It's not even difficult.

Steve: Wait... you can rebuild the roof?

Loki: 🤦‍♀️

Bucky: 🤦‍♀️

Peter 1: 🤦‍♀️

Peter 3: 🤦‍♀️

Mobius: 🤦‍♀️

Peter 2: Dude, it's Minecraft. The whole point is to build stuff. Look at our HQ.

Steve: Oh... so wait, that's what you guys have been doing?

Loki: Not me but sure

Peter 1: Steve... you see, there is more to this game than finding a house.

Steve: I see... please, show me. I would like to learn the pleasures of video-gaming.

Mobius: I think you should put him through your epic Peter HQ escape room.

Bucky: Shit, that thing was HARD

Bucky: It'll be HILARIOUS to watch Steve try that 😁

Sam: Should I be scared for him?

Loki: Nah

Tony: Am assuuuuuuuuuming dat dis es smt to be worried bout

Peter 1: Yes, Mr Stark, he should be worried :)

Steve: Yes, I would like to give this escape room a try.

Loki: Ah, damn, I finished my popcorn. Let me get some more.

Bucky: But you might choke because you'll be laughing so much.

Loki: Good point...

Peter 3: *coughs* excellent, Steve! Lets get you up to the HQ and we'll set you on your way.

Sam: Wait, quick question, if you two Peters are from other dimensions, how are you playing Minecraft together?

Tony: Ah, question good, dat

Peter 2: I have no idea, I'm just rooooooooolling with it

Peter 3: GET OVER HERE PETER 2 YOU NEED TO HELP PREPARE STEEEEEEEEEVE

Peter 2: IMA COMIN'

Sam: No, but srsly. Surely it shouldn't be possible?

Mobius: I didn't think it was possible for variants to get each others phone numbers without having Nexus events left right and centre, but hey, life's surprising at times.

Loki: Wilson, don't question it. You know there's crazier stuff out there.

Bucky: Giant purple space prunes.

Bucky: Norse Gods who aren't Norse.

Bucky: An ex-soldier from WW2, who was previously brain-washed by a psychopathic organisation, became an assassin with a metal arm and is now guarding a herd of square sheep.

Mobius: Don't even get me started on the Loki Alligator.

Loki: Yeah...

Sam: Wait what?

Peter 1: GUYS THE SHOW IS STARTING

Steve: OK, in I go, wish me luck!

Loki: Nah, I'm good.

Steve: :(

Steve: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Peter 1: Level one

Peter 3: A moving bridge over a pool of lava.

Peter 2: YOUR. WORST. NIGHTMARE.

Mobius: All different answers. All at the same time.

Peter 2: I liked mine better.

Bucky: He's dead.

Bucky: He's dead again.

Bucky: He's dead again.

Bucky: He's dead again.

Bucky: And again...

Bucky: Again.

Bucky: Again.

Bucky: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand again.

Sam: He's not doing well.

Loki: Nah, this is just Survival Mode Steve.

Mobius: Someone needs to change his skin to Steve. Why is he Alex?

Bucky: Probably because he's second player.

Steve: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

Peter 1: Isn't! It's just a challenge. You can do it.

Steve: Yes. I could do this all day.

Bucky: We know

Sam: We know

Tony: Wonk ew

Mobius: Excuse me?

Tony: sdrawkcab sit :)

Steve: I GOT FIVE BLOCKS ACROSS AND IM STILL NOT DEAD

Loki: Holy shit. How did you manage? *is upset because you can't detect sarcastic boredom in texts*

Mobius: Only ninety five left then.

Steve: ITS A START

Sam: This is gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong day

Sam is offline

3 hours later

Sam is online

Sam: Are you done yet Steve?

Loki: I need therapy after this.

Bucky: Sam, go while you can. This is TORTURE watching Steve do this.

Mobius: Just chillin' in my lake... keeping out of it...

Steve: OMG GUYS IVE GOT TEN BLOCKS ACROSS NOW! IM NEARLY THERE!!!

Peter 1: This was a bad idea.

Peter 3: It was.

Peter 2: I still say we should build him another special Steve escape room. One that he can actually do. Maybe just a row of village houses. Connected by tunnels. Full of chests of bread. I think that's all he understands.

Sam: O... he's that bad?

Steve: OMG ELEVEN BLOCKS NOW

Loki: Dude. It took me thirty seconds to get across.

Mobius: Thirty one. Don't lie. Remember what we said back at the TVA!

Loki: Shut up.

Mobius: 😁

Bucky: Honestly, I'm from the forties too, so why is he so bad at this? He even had a head start compared to me.

Peter 2: God knows.

Loki: Gods don't know. It's the one mystery we're still puzzling over.

Mobius: As far as I know, it's never fully explained in the future.

Sam: So we're never going to get answers?

Mobius: We might. With the multiverse and stuff. But I'm not worrying about that and I'm just going to enjoy jet-skiing everyday :)

Loki: How did Strange take it when you had that chat about all the multiversal shit?

Mobius: Hm... he ended up fainting because of all the stuff. So I'd say he took it pretty well, to be honest.

Sam: Oop.

Loki: Bet that was funny.

Steve: I GOT TWO MORE ENTIRE BLOCKS IM DOING SO WELL

Peter 1: OK I'm fed up now...

Peter 2: Yeah I finished my popcorn ages ago

Peter 3: Well done Steve! You win! Next obstacle, you can skip this now.

Steve: What?

Steve: What is this?

Peter 2: This is my special escape room built just for you Steve :D

Steve: This looks hard! But I could do this all day.

Bucky: OMG WE FUCKING KNOW

Sam: DUDE

Steve: Language!

Mobius: It's a kids one, isn't it?

Peter 2: ...Yeah.

Thor: MORTALS, WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO PLAY CRAFTING AND MINING?