Tony: So... what are you all up to today?

Sam: Nothing :(

Tony: Same :(

Spidey: I'm playing Minecraft :D

Tony: You're obsessed...

Spidey: I'm not! Besides Thor, Loki, Steve and Bucky are playing it with me.

Sam: ...They are?

Thor: MAN OF SPIDERS HELP ME I AM BEING ATTACKED BY THE VILLAGE GUARDIAN AGAIN

Spidey: How many times have I said not to attack the Iron Golems?

Steve: Which button is jump again, Peter?

Spidey: The X button.

Steve: Thank you :D

Sam: Steve's... playing a video game. This is new.

Spidey: He's not doing great :(

Tony: No surprise.

Bucky: Peter what is the deal with these square white things that are following me?! Are they trying to kill me?

Spidey: No, those are sheep.

Bucky: So are they going to kill me?

Spidey: No. They probably want food.

Bucky: BACK OFF! NO SQUARE SHEEP IS GOING TO GET MY SQUARE GOLDEN APPLE!

Loki: I like pushing people into the lava and hearing the sound effects :D

Tony: O_O

Sam: O_O

Spidey: Yeah... Loki understands how to play it lol

Thor: BROTHER YOU KILLED THE WHOLE POPULATION OF THE VILLAGE! NOW ME AND MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE WHITE SQUARE BEING THAT LIKES TO KILL PEOPLE HAVE NO ONE TO DEFEND

Loki: Well they shouldn't build their village next to the lava pool then

Spidey: Wait, you killed EVERYONE?

Steve: Guys I made it to the village!

Bucky: I'M STILL BEING FOLLOWED BY ABOUT 60 HUNGRY SQUARE SHEEP!

Spidey: LOL XD

Loki: I'll help you out Bucky

Tony: ...right

Sam: This is a weird game...

Tony: IKR

Steve: It's quite fun when you figured out the controls... which I haven't.

Thor: I LIKE GUARDING THE VILLAGE WITH MY NEW BEST FRIEND! HE LIKES WALKING AROUND LIKE A PENGUIN :D

Spidey: You like protecting buildings?

Steve: Oooooooo, I found a house!

Spidey: Steve, there's like 30 houses in the village. It's nothing to get excited about.

Steve: 😢 You just broke my heart Peter

Spidey: Sorry.

Bucky: Guys... Loki just killed all my square sheep

Loki: You're welcome.

Thor: BROTHER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THE SQUARE SHEEP ARE SO CUTE!

Steve: How do you open the door?

Loki: Can you kill other players?

Tony: This guy is obsessed with murder...

Loki: Yep

Spidey: WHY WOULD YOU KILL ME LOKI? WHAT DID I DO?

Loki: I wanted your stuff

Spidey: Welp

Thor: ME AND MY IRON FRIEND WILL COME AND AVENGE YOUR DEATH, SPIDER CHILD!

Tony: I thought I was your iron friend

Sam: rEpLaCeD bY a mInEcRaFt ChArAcTeR

Tony:😢

Spidey: U don't need to Thor I respawned

Loki: In your face Thor! Ha!

Tony: ....why?

Thor: HOW CAN YOU FLY MY BROTHER? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Bucky: He can fly?

Steve: OH MY GOD GUYS I OPENED THE DOOR!

Loki: Congrats Steve

Spidey: Ooooooh yay it's night! You know what this means?

Sam: It's not night...

Steve: What does it mean?

Thor: OMG FRIENDS, I FOUND A SPIDER! IT'S LIKE YOU SPIDER CHILD

Bucky: Something's shooting me!!!!

Steve: Oooooh, there's a green thing outside my window, staring at me! Wait... it's flashing, what does that mean?

Spidey: STEVE THATS A CREEPER! ITS GONNA EXPLODE!

Loki: Too late, he's dead

Steve: What just happened?

Loki: You died

Steve: But I'm back...

Loki: You died and respawned

Steve: Where's my house?

Spidey: It exploded

Tony: I'm confused

Sam: Same

Thor: THE SPIDER IS ATTACKING ME

Loki: I'm gonna go kill something

Bucky: I think Loki's the only one who hasn't died yet

Loki: Yes. I'm invincible.

Loki: Though the lack of gruesome death is disappointing

Bucky: IKR?

Steve: YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' SQUARE CREEPERS HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY SQUARE HOUSE! YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR GODAMN FUCKIN' LIVES! DIE, ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!

Tony: O_O

Sam: O.O ...language

Bucky: Oh my god... Steve's upset now

Loki: Has he only just typed that out? Took him a while

Spidey: Yes Steve! Go get them mother fuckin' square creepers! Show 'em who's boss!

Bucky: Wow... Steve's dangerous :O

Loki: Look at him go!

Spidey: How many monsters has he killed in the last minute?

Thor: I WOULD ESTIMATE ALL OF THEM, SPIDER CHILD

Steve: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Loki: I'm bored. I'm gonna kill one of you.

Bucky: DON'T KILL ME

Bucky: He killed me

Loki: Nothing personal

Thor: STEVE I WOULDN'T ATTACK MY IRON FRIEND HE WILL KILL YOU BY HITTING YOU TO DEATH

Spidey: OMG... Steve there are like 29 other houses. Get over it.

Bucky: He died again

Sam: Tony you wanna go... order shawarma or something?

Tony: Sure

Steve: Is that all of them?

Loki: Steve I have nothing left to kill now :(

Spidey: Who wants to try creative mode?

Loki: Do you get to kill people?

Spidey: There are infinite numbers of things to kill. Plus it means I can show you all my rainbow :D

Thor: I WISH TO SEE THE RAINBOW. CAN I TAKE MY FRIEND?

Spidey: He'll be there when we get there Thor

Bucky: Will Loki be able to kill me?

Spidey: No.

Loki: So... I can hack him to pieces as much as I want and he'll never die?

Spidey: Pretty much

Loki: :(

Bucky: I can join you in a killing spree if you want?

Loki: Fine 😒

Steve: Will I be able to get a house?

Spidey: I'll name an entire village after you if you want :D

Steve: THANK YOU SO MUCH

Spidey: I'm just saying, this has been fun. Let's do it more often :D