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Life Lesson: Don't piss off Peter Quill

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WARNING: contains lots of strong language

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Thor: MY FRIENDS! I NEED EVERYONE HERE!

Steve: Yes?😀

Thor: OH... NOT YOU FRIENDS...

Steve: ...

Steve: I...

Spidey: We've got to go buy him ice cream again now Thor! Thx a lot.😒

Thor: I DON'T MEAN THEE EITHER, SPIDERLING

Spidey: ...

Spidey: I...

Natasha: Well who the hell DO you mean then Thor?

Bruce: It's great to know we aren't friends anymore Thor 😰

Wanda: *astonished gasp*

Rhodey: 😱

Steve: Is... is this... true? 😢

Fury: 😭😭😭

Tony: even FURY'S upset!!!!!!!!!

Loki: I was never Thor's friend in the first place 🤷‍♀️

Thor: NO, DON'T CRY EVERYONE! I JUST NEEDED TO ASK MY OTHER FRIENDS (THE LESS BEST-ER ONES) A QUESTION!

Tony: I wasn't crying...

Loki: Yeah Thor's friendship isn't worth crying over

Steve: Less best-er... is that a good thing?

Thor: QUILL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Thor: I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!

Gamora: GL getting him to look at his phone Thor

Natasha: OMG hi bestie!!💖

Gamora: Hey bestie!!💖

Thor: WHAT DOST THOU MEAN GAMORA?

Tony: (sHaKeSpEaRe iN tHe pArK?)

Loki: (dOsT mOtHeR kNoW yOu wEaReTh hEr dRaPeS?)

Gamora: He just refuses to interact with any of your friends because he can be a really grumpy git at times

Spidey: Ron Weasley has spoken

Thor: WELL... I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: I couldn't agree more

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Yes, I agree he can be more of an idiot than almost anyone on this Group Chat

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: ...

Loki: BAHA who knew a tree could have such a fantastic sense of humour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rocket: Groot... we need to have a discussion about who you're allowed to insult

Rocket: And your language

Thor: GROOT, ROCKET, BROTHER, GET ALONG PLEASE!

Loki: What did I do?

Thor: WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT WAYS TO GET QUILL ON THIS CHAT SO I CAN SPEAK TO HIM!

Spidey: call him?

Thor: TRIED IT

Spidey: spam him cat emojis?

Thor: WHAT IS THAT?

Spidey: Shall I try it?

Thor: SURE

Spidey: 🐱

Thor: OK STOP NOW!

Thor: IT ISN'T WORKING

Spidey: Aw man :(

Steve: Couldn't you go to him and speak to him?

Natasha: BUT THAT'S... SO OLD FASHIONED!!!

Spidey: Woah... actually... SPEAKING to him?

Wanda: Like... NOT over a phone?

Tony: What is this foreign concept??

Steve: Or... write a letter?

Spidey: Ooooh! Yes Mr Thor lets do that! I've never sent a letter before! I learned about it in history :)

Rocket: Just insult his favourite movie

Spidey: What, Footloose? That movie is rubbish

Quill: EURUTNIVGNAOIERNYVSURHGVIORUGYVNIWEURVYNIEUNYCQOIERUCNIERGYVNEIGBYNECYQIERTYVIEWRUTVNEIRUHGXOIWERYVNUSUDGYVNIERUUCMEOARIFCMUIEGVNIEWRGCHMNIUEWRGYVNEWIGCNIERGFCIUERGOERICNIEGUV OIEGHVNOEIRCMIERUGUIERGNCHLERIUMCNKREGC EURGCOIREUGHCLRUHC IRUGT CQIERRHCMOWIR CIRTGC ERUYGTIRUUCBUIGTRCNIWUR COIW uvoieruthv iouervt eiuognctrcnUKRGOVIUERYVOIEWYRTVKIERTVIETVEIUNVHRTIUVYERI VTEUITYVRIVTNQEIAYEGRVIRUVNIUERCNIRUCGQIWUR IURCIURTRCRUICY GRUY RCRIRCNRYC TYUGRC RYCUER GCUERCGNUIRNIUYGT CURGCIAURYGCIWUER CIUAYG CWUGYRC AUWEGYRCIWERUGC GR CUEWGYCR AUWEYG RCY ERCUYERGC AEYG RCYWGE RCUQWYGE RCYGWERCYWGCNYUWCUNRYCIUTNVRIUVYTICMYERICTNYEIURTVYERTYCNIERYUIESYOIRTYOQQOVGCNWEURVNGCITVWEIMIURNYGCNIRNCEWURGCNIEWUCNIQCRNEGTNIQCGIUTNEUIUCGNRGICTNITNTGCNQIERYGTNCYTNQIYGCNYMNQEWNWCMKRTNCKQANRTNRKUYRUYVGCNIRNCIAYNIREYNCNRY WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT FOOTLOOSE IS THE BEST FUCKING FILM IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE YOU'RE TALKING FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rocket: There he is :)

Thor: THANK YOU ROCKET :D

Thor: QUILL I MUST ASK YOU A QUESTION

Quill: IS IT TO FUCKING EXECUTE THE FUCKING WEIRDO YOU CALL A FRIEND? BECAUSE I WILL HAPPILY FUCKING DO SO!!!!!!!!

Thor: NO...

Quill: MAYBE TO FUCKING TOTURE THAT FUCKING WEIRDO YOU CALL A FRIEND FOR THE ENTIRITY OF HIS MEANINGLESS FUCKING LIFE?!!!

Thor: NO...

Loki: I wonder why Steve hasn't said language yet 🤔

Tony: Hm... yh, strange...

Steve: I'm too scared to 😅

Loki: Fair enough

Spidey: Sorry Mr Quill! Did I put rubbish? I meant... incredible, of course!

Gamora: 😲😶

Rocket: Wow, you got some guts kid

Groot: I am Groot.

Quill: ...

Quill: Did you say... incredible?

Spidey: Um... yes?

Rocket: You're dead

Groot: I am Groot.

Tony: I am sensing the tension from here...😬

Quill: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN JUST FUCKING INCREDIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? FOOTLOOSE IS ONLY THE GREATEST FUCKING FILM IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND YOU ARE FUCKING INCORRECT AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE KILLED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS OPINION RIGHT THIS VERY FUCKING SECOND!!!!!!!!

Spidey: It's the greatest film in the entire universe then!

Quill: ...

Quill: FINE I WILL LET YOU LIVE. BUT LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU: DO NOT PISS ME OFF!!!!

Spidey: Never again sir! I promise!

Spidey: Um... did you know they made another one?

Quill: WHAT THE FUCK

Quill: NO THEY DIDN'T

Spidey: They did...

Quill: WHO HAS THE DVD I NEED TO WATCH IT RIGHT THIS VERY IMMEDIATE SECOND OR I WILL GO ON A KILLING SPREE!!!

Tony: not me...

Natasha: nope

Steve: what's a DVD?

Spidey: I'll let you borrow mine. You can keep it if you want :)

Quill: I FUCKING LOVE YOU OTHER PETER!!

Quill is offline

Tony: Well that was...

Loki: Interesting

Natasha: Weird

Steve: Terrifying

Spidey: All of the above

Loki: You know, he really overdid using "fuck/ing" then

Tony: Just a bit

Thor: BUT... I NEVER EVEN GOT TO ASK HIM MY QUESTION

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