A/N - sorry about the wait, I'm officially inspiration-less for this story :(

So I have no idea what I'm going to write here, please comment ideas if you have any requests!!

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Tony: So, Avengers, what plans have we for today?

Peter 1: I've been staring at my phone all day, on this group chat, waiting for someone to type a message, and now they have :)

Carol: Wow. What a sad life.

Peter 1: :(

Wanda: Hey, kid, did someone hack and change your username? (*cough* Loki *cough*)

Peter 1: Um... yes, but I'm waiting for the right moment to reveal why.

Wanda: Hm... OK...

Loki: Trust me, Wanda, you really, really, don't want to know what the hell I've just been through. I feel like I've just had a totally crazy dream after getting really drunk.

Wanda: ...Oh?

Peter 1: But yes, um, what's everyone else up to?

Clint: I'm watching The Hunger Games :D

Scott: Wait, so am I! OMG we should watch it together! Movie marathoooooooooooooooon!!!!

Tony: LOL, we NEED to do an Avengers movie marathon at some point.

Clint: As long as we watch The Hunger Games!

Wanda: And Harry Potter for the sakes of us magic people :)

Stephen: Oh, don't get me started on the absurdities of the mechanics of the magic in that series. I tell you, if enchanting a stick to do spells with a swish was possible then I would-

Loki: *yawns* Yeah, yeah, me, Wanda and Scott have heard it all before. Countless times.

Stephen: :(

Carol: Oh, can we watch a cheesy Disney movie too?

Scott: Back To The Future!!! (Even though apparently it's a bunch of bullshit.)

Quill: FOOTLOOSE!!!

Tony: All great ideas guys :)

Thor: HELLO, MY FRIENDS. IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN WHAT OUR PLANS ARE, MAN OF IRON, I AM GOING ON A DATE.

Loki: JYRVBNKUEYRBUQNQURCBEUNCIEURF WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tony: -

Tony: Uh.

Tony: Oh.

Tony: Um.

Tony: Good for you, Thor.

Tony: Um... who with?

Thor: JANE FOSTER.

Loki: Ugh. Her.

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A/N - Apologies to all Jane Foster fans, but I can't stand her, so no one else in this book is going to like her either 😈

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Thor: DO NOT "UGH HER" HER! SHE IS THE ONE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

Carol: Thought that was Pop Tarts?

Thor: OK, ONE OF THE TWO TRUE LOVES OF MY LIFE.

Loki: Excuse me, I need to throw up.

Wanda: Yeah... Jane Foster doesn't seem great to me either.

Tony: Don't even get me started on the age gap.

Bruce: I don't have any plans... :'(

Natasha: Neither do I... 😏

Bruce: 😏

Natasha is offline

Bruce is offline

Peter 1: O_O

Tony: GUYS! THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS CHAT!

Loki: Doesn't take a genius to figure out what they're planning.

Clint: Dude...

Scott: SKIPPING PAST THIS...

Vision: I am researching common things that humans do to pass the time.

Wanda: Like what?

Vision: First I am going to learn a thing called a "TikTok dance". Then I shall take selfies with "filters". After that, I will open and close the refrigerator door and try to see the light turn off. I will finish off my day watching silly cat videos on YouTube.

Loki: Those are some common things that humans do? Mortals truly are bizarre creatures.

Vision: They really are.

Steve: I am continuing to do some gardening in the Avengers Compound's grounds. Tony, you really need to give this place a splash of colour, you know. Most of us live here.

Phil Coulson: HEY STEEEEEEVE!!! Can I help? :D

Steve: Uh, I got the impression last time you didn't like gardening?

Phil Coulson: I like doing anything if it means I get to do something with the actual, literal, real-life Steve Rogers!!! :D

Tony: Thanks for the constructive criticism.

Carol: Know what I'm up too? Chasing after Fury's damn cat.

Fury: OMG, NO, GOOSEY, HE'S NOT ESCAPED AGAIN, HAS HE?

Carol: He escapes every single day, Fury. You're gonna have to work on security.

Sam: Bucky's chasing me around with a knife

Bucky: DAMN IT SAM, YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO FLY!

Peter 1: Wait, what? Why?

Sam: It's a game, where I've got to avoid being stabbed

Bucky: ITS HIDE AND SEEK AND STAB

Loki: Why was I not invited to play? :'(

Scott: Is it just me who is still cracking up at the thought of Vision doing a TikTok?

Carol: I'm kinda busy trying to find a damn cat.

Fury: FFS HE IS NOT A BLOODY CAT!!!!

Steve: Language!

Loki: Honestly I'm upset I don't get to play Hide and Seek and Stab 😪

Bucky: WAIT, LOKI CAN YOU FLY?

Loki: Yeah

Bucky: YOU HAVE BEEN RECRUITED TO MY TEAM

Loki: Yay!!!!

Sam: Oh shit I'm done for

Peter 1: I feel like I'm the only one who's not doing anything exciting.

Tony: Don't worry kid, Steve's gardening. That's not exciting.

Wanda: I'm only thinking of ideas for an Avengers movie marathon :)

Scott: ADD FROZEN TO THE LIST PLEASEEEEEE

Wanda: Sure

Tony: Frozen?

Scott: AND FROZEN II!!!

Wanda: OK

Peter 1: I think I just saw Sam fall past my window...

Clint: Yeah, I saw him.

Wanda: I hope they aren't going too hard on him.

Sam: OMG, I think they almost killed me

Loki: I only lightly stabbed you.

Bucky: I only poked him aggressively. Seventeen times.

Peter 1: Well, from what I can see, I think we need a doctor.

Stephen: Already on it.

Peter 1: Wait... are you actually a real doctor? I thought that was your made-up name?

Tony: 🤦‍♀️

Carol: I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT THE DAMNED CAT