Clint: MORTALS! I HAVE URGENT NEWS! MY BROTHER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

Tony: Why are you speaking in caps, Clint?

Bruce: CLINT YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A BROTHER AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS :O

Thor: we aren't best friends Bruce...

Natasha: I know we aren't

Steve: Woah, back up a second, Thor ain't speaking in capitals?!

Thor: Natasha, you ain't Bruce

Bruce: WELL I NEVER KNEW THAT! DO I LOOK LIKE A 50 SOMETHING YEAR OLD SCIENTIST WITH MAJOR ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES TO YOU? THANKS A LOT THOR!

Steve: wait what the actual fuck is going on

Tony: Language!

Clint: TINY PETTY MORTALS STOP BICKERING I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

Natasha: Clint why are you pretending to be Thor?

Thor: I'm not...

Tony: Hang on... Natasha say here

Bruce: Here. AND CLINT I AM ASHAMED OF YOU

Tony: No, Natasha say here

Bruce: I ALREADY SAID HERE! TONY WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO ANNOYING?

Steve: I didn't say anything :(

Thor: Wait...

Thor: Has someone hacked?!?!?!?!?

Clint: THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU MORTALS!

Loki: :)

Steve: -_- I should've known

Bruce: SO CLINT WASN'T LYING TO ME? OMG CLINT I AM SO SORRY FOR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS

Thor: its OK :)

Bruce: BUT LOKI IF YOU DARE EVER MAKE ME JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND EVER AGAIN FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FACE EVEN IF WE ARE FRIENDS

Loki: I can't take that seriously now your name is Bruce XD

Loki: I'm just imagining how funny it would be if he threatened to kick me in the face

Natasha: Thanks :(

Bruce: actually thatd be funny XD

Steve: Loki can I kindly ask how you manage to hack into my software so I can fix the faults please

Loki: Nope :D

Steve: 😒

Steve: How did I know that would be the answer

Clint: BROTHER CHANGE THE NAMES BACK TO NORMAL

Loki: Hm... no.

Thor: wdym NO?!

Loki: it's fun changing names :D

Bruce: ALRIGHT LOKI-

Loki: It's not intimidating under Bruce's name Nat

Bruce: BRUCE, REPEAT WHAT I SAY NEXT OK

Natasha: OK

Bruce: ALRIGHT LOKI, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE EVERYONE'S NAMES BACK RIGHT NOW, I WILL COME FIND YOU AND KICK YOU IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU DO!

Natasha: ALRIGHT LOKI, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE EVERYONE'S NAMES BACK RIGHT NOW, I WILL COME FIND YOU AND KICK YOU IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU DO!

Loki: Oh fiiiiiine

Loki: Tomorrow :D

Steve: FFS

Tony: lAnGuAgE

Thor: 🤦

Bruce: >:C

Clint: BROTHER!

Natasha: i'm outta here