Fury: Alright Avengers! I got a mission for you all!

Loki: Wait... what's with your profile picture?

Fury: UM EXCUSE ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE PICTURE MAY I ASK?!

Rhodey: Why is it a cat?

Fury: AHEM

Fury: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, HE IS NOT AN IT!

Loki: Someone's a bit overprotective over this cat...

Fury: AND HE IS NOT A CAT!!!

Clint: Pretty sure he's a cat...

Fury: HE

Fury: IS

Fury: A

Fury: FLERKIN!!!!

Loki: You have a Flerkin?

Fury: YES I DO NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

Stephen: I'm pretty sure they don't mean any disrespect towards the Felrkin, Fury.  Um, why is your profile picture a Flerkin anyway?

Fury: WHY IS YOURS A PICTURE OF BENEDICT CUMBERPATCH IN WIZARD CLOTHES?

Stephen: Uh, what?

Fury: BECAUSE HE JUST IS OK?! JEEZ WHY ARE YOU ALL MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OF THIS?

Loki: You're the one who's text-shouting

Fury: BE QUIET LOKI OR I'LL FIRE YOU

Loki: You can't fire me if I don't work for you

Fury: YES I CAN

Clint: You can't...

Fury: I TOTALLY CAN

Rhodey: No... I agree with Loki and Clint on this one

Fury: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT POOR ICKLE GOOSE? HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!

Loki: We weren't talking about... wait he's called Goose?

Fury: YES HE IS CALLED GOOSE NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LISTEN TO THE MISSION