World Cup special I guess. I am not bothered about football in the slightest (men's, this is, I love women's game) but this book hasn't been updated in a while so I'll try to do one every time an important event is on. That way maybe I'll have inspiration.

For you strange Americans who call rugby with armour football, this football is what you call 'soccer' - I'm sorry, no, it's football, you kick it with your foot - and is about the match tonight between our two countries :D

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Peter 1: THE USA PLAY TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tony: In what, son?

Natasha: SO YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT HAHAHA

Peter 1: Well ur my aunt Natasha

Natasha: ...

Steve: That's her being touched I believe.

Phil: HIYA STEVIE

Clint: yep, defo

Peter 1: But BASICALLYYYY its the USA England gameeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mobius: England will win

Peter 1: ...isthatapredictionorareyoubeingseriousandyouknowwhatsgonnahappen

Mobius: Educated guess

Loki: couldn't care less about football, can't lie

Peter 1: It's soccer

Loki: No, you kick the ball with your foot. Therefore it is football. That's what we call it in Asgard.

Steve: Is it really?

Thor: YES, I USED TO BE A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER

Peter 1: SERIOUSLY??? :DDD

Thor: I WANTED TO REPRESENT ASGARD IN THE WORLD CUP BUT THEY WOULDNT LET ME

Wanda: Aw, how rude, why's that?

Thor: THEY SAID I COULDNT BE A ONE PERSON TEAM AND THERE WAS A SMALL MATTER OF ASGARD NOT BEING A COUNTRY FROM THIS WORLD

Wanda: ...oh

Thor: I KNOW RIGHT

Thor: I EVEN TOLD THEM I WASNT A ONE PERSON TEAM, BUT THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME THAT MJOLNIR COULD PLAY 😤

Scott: u MEAN jonathon

Peter 1: still, maybe you can teach me some moves 😄

Thor: IT WOULD BE MY HONOUR

Tony: Do not let my son get hurt Thunderpants 😤

Peter 1: Its ok Dad, i can handle some soccer

Thor: WHAT IS SOCCER

Loki: Football

Tony: I'll be the judge of whether u can handle it son

Peter 1: But daaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddd

Peter 1: i will do it

Tony: No

Peter 1: i will

Tony: NO DONT

Peter 1: ...

Peter 1: 🥺

Tony: STOP IT NO I CANT DO THIS

Peter 1: 🥺

Peter 1: 🥺

Peter 1: 🥺

Tony: SSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP

Peter 1: ...

Peter 1: 🥺🥺🥺

Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tony: fine

Peter 1: 😄

Peter 1: Thanks dad!

Natasha: this is so fucking wholesome

Clint: SPIDERCHILDE THE GAME IS STARTINGGGGGGGGGG

Peter 1: OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK LETS PUT IT ON THE BIG SCREEN

Peter 1: WANDA GET THE POPCORN

Peter 1: THERE WAS NO NEED TO MAGICK IT INTO MY FACE

Wanda: 😁

Scott: IMA COMING LEMME GET MY FASTEST ANT

Loki: you can't fly an ant from San Francisco to New York

Loki: thats animal cruelty

Scott: IM NOT IN SF

Scott: ...i just cba to walk downstairs

Tony: YOURE IN THE TOWER??????????????

Peter 1: GAME. IN. FIVE. MINUTES. HURRY THE FUDGE UP!!!

Mobius: me and Loki will round everyone up

Loki: Will I?

Mobius: yes

Mobius: Or I'll send the emoji

Mobius: In front of everyone

Mobius: Even the readers

Loki: FIIIINE

Natasha: why tf does one of the USA players have the france flag in his hair

Clint: omfg he does

Tony: someone go tell him, he cant go the whole tournament like that

Peter 1: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yeeeeeeah I really don't know why I did this. Really shit game so far I can't lie. Anyway byeeeee