Thor: GUESS WHAT, MY FRIENDS? I HAVE A PERSON FOLLOWING ME!

Scott: O_O creepy...

Natasha: And this is good because...?

Thor: AND I HAVE A SCRIBE SUBTRACTING ME ON THE TUBE OF YOU!

Loki: He means he has a follower and a subscriber.

Scott: Ooooooooh, thank you for clearing that up.

Loki: No problem

Spidey: Wow, that's awesome Mr Thor!

Thor: THANK YOU, NEWLY TURNED 17 SPIDER KID

Spidey: -_-

Natasha: You know... one follower and one subscriber isn't much Thor

Thor: ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Loki: Here we go -_-

Scott: TBF she is right. People don't normally celebrate until they have at least... maybe a hundred?

Thor: ...I

Spidey: Hey... I celebrate every time I get a follower

Thor: THANK YOU SPIDER CHILD

Natasha: Well you're a kid, Peter. Thor is over a hundred years old, right?

Thor: I AM ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED

Natasha: Exactly. So say you have 170 followers. 10 for every year of your life.

Spidey: Actually I have 171 on Instagram.

Natasha: That would mean Thor should have 15000 by now. So one follower isn't a lot

Thor: I... WHAT... HOW...

Loki: When did this turn into a maths lesson?

Scott: oof

Scott: Well... on YouTube I have over 2000 subscribers on my regular account

Natasha: Well I have 3000 so HA

Scott: And on Instagram I have 10K followers so IN YO FACE

Natasha: Really? Well, on MY Instagram, I have 11K!!

Loki: FollowersWarsPartI

Spidey: Black Widow vs Ant Man

Scott: Yeah? Well on Facebook I got even more than that! Like 12K!

Natasha: Well, on my Avengers profile on Instagram I got like 40K! Hahahahahahaha beat that!

Scott: EASY! On my Avengers Instagram I got ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS!!!

Spidey: Holy shit

Natasha: ....oh

Scott: I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: I have 100 million followers on all my accounts now stop sending me messages.

Spidey: .

Loki: .

Natasha: .

Scott: .

Thor: .

Loki: And the winner is Anthony.

Thor: THIS HAS JUST LOWERED MY MENTAL HEALTH TO THE POINT OF BREAKING POINT. I AM GOING TO SPACE AND I WILL NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU APOLOGISE.

Thor left

Loki: O.O

Tony: Apologise... for having followers on social media?

Natasha: I think we offended him

Loki: This is why I don't have social media

Spidey: I didn't say anything...

Scott: What are the odds he'll come back in an orange and blue spaceship with a bunch of space weirdos teach them how to use phones and add them to this group chat?

Tony: uh... hopefully very slim?

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