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Peter 1: i'm dying

Tony: What do you mean you're dying?!?!?!?!??!?!

Tony: Kid where are you I can't let you die!!!!!

Thor: THE SPIDER-CHILD IS DYING??? LOKI WHAT DID YOU DO???

Loki: wdym what did i do? 🤨

Loki: wait the kid is dying???

Tony: YES HES DYING!!! KID ANSWER ME, WHERE ARE YOU I MUST FIND YOU

Tony: KID!!!

Tony: KID!!!!!!!

Natasha: lets organise a search party, clint, go round up steve and sam and bucky and that lot, ill get gamora and the guardians

Clint: on it boss 

Thor: THOU MUST BE HASTY, MY FRIENDS, SPIDER CHILD MAY NOT HAVE LONG LEFT

Tony: Nooooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭

Pepper: Tony let me help you calm down

Tony: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN MY SON IS DYING????

Steve: How can I help? Shall Sam and Bucky and I scout the area?

Phil: I shall come too if I am worthy enough for your band of warriors Captain America 

Steve: thanks Phil

Bucky: I do not work for Captain America

Sam: No, we warriors work with him

Bucky: I barely do that

Sam: True...

Stephen: Tony I know a spell that can locate your son, I'll get to work on it. Wanda and Loki can help me.

Loki: thx for the heads up

Scott: I'll help too, since I'm part of the magic dudes gang and all that :D

Tony: *sniffs* thank you

Natasha: The guardians are on their way Stark, and they're bring 'The Kree' (idk who that is) with them

Loki: ...the WHOLE Kree? 👀

Nick Fury: The entirety of SHIELD is at your command, Stark, Goose and I shall be leading the charge

Tony: Thank you, I just hope it is not too late 😭

Gamora: guardians all present and accounted for, ready for dispatch

Peter 4: You disrupted Wang Chung so this better be good and he better not die

Thor: YES, WE SHALL CERTAINLY NOT WANT THE SPIDER-CHILD TO DIE

Peter 2: WE'RE DYING?!?!?! PETER 3 QUICK WE NEED TO JUMP THROUGH DIMENSIONS

Peter 3: Peter 2, we can't just jump through dimensions

Peter 3: Wait there's a portal :O

Peter 2: OMG A PORTAL :O

Wong: I'll let you through since it is an emergency and we need everyone we can get

Peter 3: Thank you, it means so much to us

Peter 2: HOLY SHIT THIS MEANS WE CAN MEET THE BAND AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Peter 3: NOT THE TIME PETER 2

Loki: when did Wong get here...

Rhodey: sorry I took a while, I was just rounding up the whole Iron suit arsenal but we're ready to join the search party

Mobius: Do we need to go overseas? I can ask the guys at the jet-ski club to let us borrow some. There'll be enough for all us non-fliers if Bucky and Sam double up

Bucky: i would rather drown

Bucky: Tho i might just push Sam off and let him drown

Sam: ...i can fly

Mobius: Oh yeah, you're the Bird-Man, my mistake. Looks like there's no problem

Sam: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BIRD-MAN?????????????????

Loki: Not the time, remember the kid is dying

Sam: IS THIS A PLOY TO DEFLECT ATTENTION LOKI??

Tony: *coughs* thanks to all for being here. Strange, spell results?

Stephen: He's hanging out in the gaming hut on the island in the middle of the lake next to the compound

Tony: OK then, everyone gear up. Rogers, will you do the honours?

Steve: Absolutely :D

Steve: AVENGERS!!!!!!!

Steve: Assemble

everyone is offline

Peter 1 is online

Peter 1: guys why are you all outside-

Peter 1: oh shit, i shouldn't have left my phone alone

Peter 1: i meant i'm dying on the INSIDE guys! I'm not ACTUALLY dying! Oh my gods...

Peter 1: me and Bruce were just playing LEGO Avengers and it wasn't working and it made me sad so i said i was dying, we're fine!

Peter 1: has everyone muted notifs?

Bruce: You're going to have to talk to them IRL Peter.

Peter 1: I have to explain... but not over text? How? That's so awkward to put into wordss 😭

Bruce: your mess not mine. Don't worry, I'll kick LEGO wanda's ass and then i'll be right there with you