Peter 1: You ever just wonder if life would be so much more simple if we just went back to dinosaur times

Natasha: rough day at school?

Peter 1: *nodding in sads*

Tony: Sit down and tell me all about it, son

Peter 1: idk if there is much to say

Peter 1: I mean, it was just... one of those days, y'know. But all dinos had to do was eat stuff and roar at each other and breed. It just seemed so simple for them, I wanna go back to those times

Rhodey: I'm sure dinosaurs had their problems too. Bet they had really bad WiFi

Tony: Exactly! Son, your uncle is right, be glad you have the best WiFi out of every other kid on this planet

Peter 1: But the dinosaurs didn't have to put up with the internet and all its societal pressures :(

Tony: WHO IS PRESSURING YOU SON???

Peter 1: No one but like... ugh i shouldnt have bought it up, forget abt it

Loki: I agree kid

Peter 1: Really?

Loki: yeah

Natasha: you had a rough day today?

Loki: yeah

Peter 1: Dad i just adopted a brother

Loki: what

Tony: Uh... son, you cant just adopt a brother, that isnt how this works

Rhodey: *Ahem* you adopted me, T

Bruce: And me (:

Tony: ...Thats different

Tony: Son, Loki cant be your brother, hes older than me, it doesnt work like that

Peter 1: Thats why hes adopted, dad. Besides, in human years its different

Loki: please dont adopt me

Peter 1: But we're a family of orphans! It all works! :D

Loki: no

Tony: No son

Peter 1: Well, idc what you say, Loki is now my brother 😁

Loki: right

Peter 1: So, bro, why has your day been rough?

Loki: Bruce forced me to go to therapy with threats from the hulk and I just came out now I'm fucking exhausted

Natasha: WOAH BRUCE

Bruce: (:

Rhodey: HOLY SHIT

Tony: YOU JUST DID THE IMPOSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!

Bruce: Yes (:

Loki: he wont stop smirking

Loki: anyway when are we going to see the dinosaurs?

Peter 1: They went extinct 65 million years ago :(

Loki: they did??

Loki: weird

Thor: I MUST CONCUR WITH MY BROTHER HERE, THAT IS VERY WEIRD TO ME AS WELL

Rhodey: Why is that weird?

Loki: well our dinosaurs didn't go extinct until ragnarok, and with this stupid fanfiction timeline I dont even know when that was

Peter 1: YOU GUYS HAD DINOSAURS ON ASGARD?????? 😃😃😃

Thor: YES MAN OF SPIDERS, THEY LIVED IN THE MOUNTAINS BEHIND THE PALACE, IF IT WAS A QUIET DAY WE COULD HEAR THEM GOING 'GRRRR' TO EACH OTHER

Natasha: so they just, like, lived alongside u

Peter 1: THAT IS SOOOOOO AWESOME

Loki: they had such a peaceful existence compared to us

Loki: until ragnarok came along and yk kinda dead now

Peter 1: Nooooooo 😭

Thor: YES THAT WAS VERY SAD. I MISS THE DINOSAURS. I CANT BELIEVE YOURS WENT EXTINCT 65 MILLION YEARS AGO. THAT IS SO UPSETTING.

Tony: Very. I want to know more about the dinosaurs, they werent mentioned in my mythology books

Loki: they wouldnt be right even if they had mentioned it

Tony: True that

Thor: THERE WERE SEVERAL DIFFERENT ONES, IN ALL DIFFERENT SIZES, LIKE THE GIANT FLYING PIRANHA WITH A LIGHT ON ITS FACE WHICH WAS THE SIZE OF TWO ELEPHANTS

Peter 1: That sounds terrifying O_O

Loki: dw they ate clouds

Peter 1: Oh ok thats fine

Peter 1: wait CLOUDS????

Loki: thats what i said

Thor: WE DID NOT HAVE ANY CLOUDS OVER THE CITY ANYWAY, THEY WERE ALL UNDER THE CITY, SO WE NEVER SAW THEM

Natasha: how the fuck is that possible

Tony: It transcends all the laws of science

Loki: magic (:

Tony: MAGIC ISNT RE-

Loki: yes it is, shut the fuck up

Thor: ANOTHER TYPE WE HAD LOOKED LIKE A CROSS OF A MIDGARDIAN SNAKE AND A CAR

Rhodey: Excuse me? A car? A snake car?

Loki: you have no idea how confused we were when we saw modern cars for the first time

Thor: WE THOUGHT HUMANS HAD MADE DINOSAUR AUTOMATONS, THEN WE SAW YOU INSIDE OF THEM USING THEM TO GET TO PLACES IT WAS SO CONFUSING XD

Bruce: I really can't see how that would work

Loki: neither could we, and yet here we are

Thor: MY FAVOURITES WERE THE TINY RED ONES THAT LOOKED LIKE DEMON PIGEONS AND WERE CANNIBALS

Clint: What the fuck did I just open my phone to

Bruce: demon pigeon cannibals

Peter 1: WOAH SO COOL I BET THEY WERE LIKE ADORABLE BUT LIKE EVIL AND VICIOUS

Bucky: like Loki then

Bucky: wait no-

Loki: did you just call me adorable

Bruce: Awww (:

Clint: BAHA

Tony: 💀💀💀

Thor: I DIED OF 'LMAO'

Natasha: PPFFTT---

Peter 1: Aww Mr Buckyyyy

Bucky: I didn't mean that

Mobius: Well you wouldnt be wrong (;

Loki: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TWO

Rhodey: Dam seems like you have competition Bucky...

Bucky: I didn't mean that

Tony: aww hes so speechless after his confession hes repeating himself

Natasha: blinded by love so he cant even see repetition

Clint: soooo cute

Bucky: Sorry Loki

Mobius: He knows its true

Bucky: Stop it

Thor: CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG BUT MORTALS CALL THESE 'LOVE TRIANGLES' DO THEY NOT, MAN OF SPIDERS?

Peter 1: Yes Thor 💀💀💀

Loki: this is not a love triangle

Natasha: it is according to those two...

Bucky: No

Mobius: 😇

Loki: fuck off and change the subject

Bruce: Don't worry Loki, a few more therapy sessions will let you open up to your feelings a bit more and that will stop you being defensive and you'll be able to admit it (:

Tony: 🤣🤣🤣

Loki: fuck you

Bucky: Therapy didn't open me up

Clint: you just opened up honestly that you thought he was adorable :)

Bucky: I didn't mean that

Bruce: You can bring one of them along if you want Loki, I'm sure the therapist wont mind

Bruce: Or both, if thats what you're into... ;)

Loki: fuck

Loki: off

Natasha: BRUCE STOP YOUVE GOT ME IN FUCKING STITCHES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thor: I AM SO DEAD OF LOL I MUST USE THE HAPPY CRYING FACES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tony: SINCE WHEN WAS BANNER THE COMEDY MAN OF THE GROUP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Peter 1: I CANT EVEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rhodey: LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Loki: i'm too tired and sober for this

Bucky: Same

Mobius: Personally I like to laugh at your expense 😇😁

Loki hacked

Twat: That was uncalled for

Loki: definitely deserved

Bucky: Ha

Peter 1: Well this was hilarious but I want to know more about the red cannibal demon pigeon dinosaurs

Peter 1: Wait I kinda summed it up

Thor: I PERSONALLY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT MIDGARDIAN DINOSAURS. WHY DID THEY GO EXTINCT 65 MILLION YEARS AGO? WERE THE MIDGARDIANS REALLY STUPID?

Loki: midgardians are really stupid now thor

Thor: THIS IS TRUE, I SUPPOSE

Peter 1: Well, the theory is an asteroid hit the planet and almost every dinosaur was killed, and afterwards, the life which remained evolved into different modern species

Thor: I SEE

Twat: Thats ridiculous

Rhodey: Why is that ridiculous?

Peter 1: Yea, why?

Twat: The asteroid theory is so stupid, you cant actually believe it, surely

Loki: not everyone is a know it all with access to every moment of history Mobius

Loki: I didnt even know that and I worked at the TVA with you

Twat: Newbie

Loki hacked

Fucking Twat: Hey >:(

Loki: (:

Tony: Stop hacking...

Peter 1: So how did they go extinct if not an asteroid?

Fucking Twat: Well, 65 million years ago stupid humans migrated to this planet and their spaceship crashed, killing the dinos and most of them, the ones who survived started the human race. All your human theories are wrong but the early ones couldn't read or write so there's no records

Bruce: Dude what

Clint: aint no way

Peter 1: Wait so humans killed the dinosaurs??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Fucking Twat: Yeah and only stupid humans were left behind so the evolution went backwards for ages which is why a large percentage of the population are still morons today

Bucky: that makes sense

Fucking Twat: Yeah only in the last three thousand years you've been getting a bit better as a society, not by much tho. It was a sad day when the dinos went extinct

Fucking Twat: But seriously, how would you guys as humans have evolved from dinos? You couldnt have believed that, surely. They're fucking lizards

Peter 1: Well now you put it like that...

Rhodey: Nature is fucked up

Natasha: real ^

Thor: THANK THE HIGHER POWERS THAT THAT DID NOT HAPPEN TO ASGARD, I WOULD HATE FOR OUR REALM TO BE POPULATED BY MORONS

Loki: thor the place was ran by odin, the most moronic moron of all

Thor: IF HE WERE NOT MY FATHER I WOULD BE TEMPTED TO AGREE WITH YOU BUT I MUST STICK WITH MY LOYALTIES

Loki: alright

Bruce: Heyyy you said that in therapy, wondered who you were talking about

Loki: oh I wasnt talking about odin that time, I was talking about the person who bought me there

Bruce: ... :'(

Loki: you deserve it for those comments you made

Fucking Twat: They WERE funny tho...

Loki hacked

The Most Fucking Annoying Twat Of All Time: HEY

Loki: (:

Bucky: ha

Peter 1: TIME PUN

Peter 1: Well this made my day better. Thanks dad, thanks uncles Rhodey, Bruce, Clint. Thanks Aunt Natasha. Thanks brother :)

Thor: IF LOKI IS NOW YOUR BROTHER THAT MEANS I AM YOUR BROTHER ALSO MAN OF SPIDERS

Peter 1: OH YEAAAHHHHH

Tony: NO NO NO NO NO NO WE ARE NOT ADOPTING THOR AS WELL

Loki: fucking hell no

Loki: can I sleep now? still tired from therapy

Bucky: Night night stabbing buddy

The Most Fucking Annoying Twat Of All Time: Night darling (:

Loki: fuck off

Loki: or I will go back in time and find some cannibalistic red pigeon demon dinosaurs

Bruce: Naw so cute