Bucky: I've been added to a group chat?

Steve: Uh... like 5 hours ago.

Bucky: Oh. I didn't know, I was resisting the urge to cross people off my mental hitlist.

Steve: Of course you were.

Spidey: Sup guys?

Thor: WHAT IS A 'SUP,' MAN OF SPIDERS?

Spidey: short way of saying what's up

Bucky: Why?

Spidey: wdym?

Bucky: Uh, what?

Spidey: What do you mean?

Bucky: What's the point of shortening it?

Spidey: To make it easier to type

Steve: I'm with Bucky. It takes like an extra second to type it out.

Thor: I UNDERSTAND WHAT THE SPIDER CHILD IS SAYING. YOU MORTALS HAVE SUCH A SHORT LIFE SPAN YOU MUST SAVE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU CAN. CAN YOU GIVE ME LESSONS IN THE WAY OF SPEAKING LIKE A MODERN MORTAL, SPIDER CHILD?

Spidey: ofc Thor! I'll private message u

Thor: MUCH APPRECIATED

Steve: This will be... amusing.

Bucky: I don't know Thor that well but imagining him speaking like that would be...

Steve: Interesting?

Bucky: Yeah

Thor: I IS BACK GUYS. DID YA MISS ME? THE SPIDER HAS TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT "LOL"

Spidey: lol

Thor: LOL XD

Thor: THAT MEANS I AM DYING BECAUSE OF LAUGHTER

Bucky: 🗡️

Bucky: That means I'm planning to kill someone

Spidey: O.O

Thor: O.O

Steve: ...