Clint: Is anyone going to accept my offer of free archery lessons?

Natasha: No.

Clint: cmon Nat

Natasha: NOOOOOOO

Clint: Fine. 😪

Steve: I'm fine thanks

Spidey: I don't think I need 'em Mr Clint.

Loki: I'll stick to stabbing people to death

Wanda: Dark...

Clint: Wanda? You won't let me down right?

Wanda: Well... since I can make the arrow fly through the air just by using magic there's no point...

Clint: YOU TOO?! 😭😭😭

Thor: OH MASTER OF ARROWS I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN ARCHERY CAN I JOIN YOU?

Clint: ...um, Thor...

Clint: Last time you did archery...

Loki: He impaled the person behind him.

Clint: And before that...

Wanda: Threw the bow at the target in frustration

Clint: And before that...

Steve: Thought my shield was the target and left a massive dent in it

Clint: And the time before that...

Spidey: Didn't you find the arrow 3 metres underground?

Clint: And the first time I trusted you with a bow...

Natasha: You got knocked out and I filmed it and it was HILARIOUS

Clint: DON'T SEND THE-

Natasha sent a video

Clint: I hate you

Thor: PRECISELY WHY I NEED ARCHERY LESSONS MAN OF ARROWS!