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(Natasha and Clint are online)

Clint: You look very nice, Nat.

Natasha: Stop trying to be a gent, I wear this all the time.

Clint: Except for that flower in your hair.

Natasha: 0_0

Clint: And the dark blue dress

Natasha: Want to order now-

Clint: and the massive red heels.

Natasha: OK stop, maybe I DID change my outfit, but I still have the bright red lipstick!!

Clint: OH BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

Waitress: MAY I TAKE UR ORDERS NOW?

Clint: oh sorry. I'll have a meatball taco with a salsa dressing plz.

Natasha: And I'll have a-

Clint: With a bunch of fried chips on the side

Natasha: Erm, Clint??

Clint: And a large cola please. Yes Nat?

Natasha: Never mind. I'll have a regular cheese burger please with a small lemonade.

Waitress: SURE THING MR AND MRS BARTON!

Natasha: What??

(Waitress has logged off)

Clint: Hey doesn't that waitress' hair remind you of Thor's?

Natasha: Yeah sorta.

Clint: So....

Natasha: So....

(Waitress has logged on)

Waitress: HERE ARE YOUR EARTH FOODS!!!!!!!!!!!

Natasha: Earth food? Thor is that you?

Waitress: DAMNIT! THE MAN OF IRON AND CAPTAIN OF AMERICA SENT ME HERE.

Clint: What??

Natasha: This explains a lot. I'm going to go and kill them!!

(Natasha, Clint and waitress have logged off)

BONUS: This is whilst Clint and Natasha are eating/talking

(Tony is online)

(Steve is online)

(Loki is online)

Steve: Tony, why do we have to hide in the kitchens? The smell of yummy foods is making me hungry!!!

Tony: Shut it, pie face!

Loki: Are you hungry, Steve, cuz Im gonna give you some food!!

Steve: Loki wait stop-

Loki: *smashes pasta bowl in Steve's face*

Tony: *takes a picture of Steve*

Steve: Give me a towel someone.

Loki: Look, Thor is taking their orders!!

Tony: He looks funny in that waitress outfit and makeup.

Steve: Will someone PLEASE GIVE ME A TOWEL??

Tony: Now Thor's going to get the food.

(Waitress has logged on)

Waitress: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A MEATBALL TACO WITH SALSA DRESSING AND FRIED CHIPS ON THE SIDE AND A LARGE COLA?

Loki: Is that what Clint is eating?

Waitress: AND A REGULAR CHEESEBURGER WITH A SMALL LEMONADE!

Steve WILL SOMEONE GOD DAMNIT GET ME A TOWEL???????????????????????

Tony: Here's' the food, Thor, now go and find out what they're talking about.

(Waitress had logged off)

Loki: Oh, hey Steve, you've got some pasta sauce on your face. Need a towel.

Steve: OH SO NOW YOU NOTICE!!

Tony: Calm it Grandpa!! *hands Steve a towel*

Loki: Oh look, Thor is talking to Clint and Natasha. *smiles evilly*

Steve: OH NO THEY'RE LOOKING PRETTY ANGRY

Tony: Now they're heading over here.

Loki: And taking out their weapons!

Steve: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

(The chatroom has been disabled)

Hehe. First date turned out to be an assassin mission! How cute.

*cries* AGE OF ULTRON JUST RUINED THE FACT THAT THERE'LL BE NO CLINTASHA!