(Bruce is online)

Bruce: Thor! Wake up! Thor? Thor! THOR!

(Bruce has invited Thor online)

Bruce: Thor, wake up!

(Thor is online)

Thor: *YAWNS* HULK OF INCREDIBLE, IT IS FIVE AM! WHAT DO YOU WANT? OUR CHARITY BAKE SALE ISN'T UNTIL NOON!

Bruce: Exactly, we have seven hours, twenty minutes and forty-five seconds to get ready

Thor: I AM SLEEPY, HULK OF INCREDIBLE! A GOD MUST HAVE HIS SLUMBER! GOOD-NIGHT!

Bruce: Thor! Tony messed up the cooking class on Wednesday so now we have nothing to bake! Get up and get baking! I have a list of things we need to do!

Thor: *YAWNS* OH HULK OF INCREDIBLE! ALLOW ME FIVE MINUTES TO GET UP!

Bruce: You have three minutes. You just wasted ten seconds of it. GO!

IN THE COMMUNITY CENTRE KITCHEN

Thor: SO I AM GETTING OUT THE INGREDIENTS, HULK OF INCREDIBLE?

Bruce: Yes, you are! Here's the list, everything's in the pantry. Move it! We have six hours, fifty minutes and nineteen seconds left!

Thor: OKAY, ANGRY ONE! NOW, HERE IS THE SUGAR, THE FLOUR, THE CHOCOLATE BUTTONS – OH CHOCOLATE BUTTONS! I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BREAKFAST! I DESERVE A PIECE! *EATS* DELICIOUS! ANOTHER! *EATS ENTIRE PACKET* *EATS ANOTHER PACKET* *EATS ALL THE PACKETS*

Bruce: Thor, nooooooooooooooooooooo! That's all the chocolate buttons we had left! I just said get the ingredients, is that too much to ask.

Thor: *GASPS* NO! A GOD CAN DO ANYTHING! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A GOD!

Bruce: *huffs* Go to the shops and buy more chocolate buttons. Then come back with them still in the packet. You can't eat them until I say so.

Thor: OF COURSE, HULK OF INCREDIBLE!

(Thor has logged off)

Bruce: I'm worried.

(Thor is online)

Thor: I AM BACK, HULK OF INCREDIBLE! HERE ARE THE CHOCOLATE BUTTONS!

Bruce: *gasps* No! They're the white chocolate ones! Damn it, the list says milk chocolate. This'll have to do. We don't have time for this. Thor, here's the recipe for fruit pastries. It's enough for twelve pastries. Double it and make twenty-four. I'm going to make the jam drops biscuits. Then you, Thor, have to make the chocolate brownies. And then I have to make the red velvet cupcakes. Then you have to make the fruit cake. Then I have to make the custard tarts. Then you have to –

Thor: HULK OF INCREDIBLE, THAT IS TOO MUCH! EVEN FOR A GOD!

Bruce: Six hours, thirty-nine minutes and twelve seconds, Thor!!

Thor: *WHIMPERS* OKAY! I'M BAKING! *RUNS*

SIX HOURS, THIRTY-NINE MINUTES AND TWELVE SECONDS LATER

Bruce: Thor! Plate all the food up! Thor! Make sure the cupcakes have enough icing on top! Thor! Don't touch the brownies! Thor! Get the container for the money! Thor! Help me get some tables out! Thor!

Thor: *RUNS AROUND*

Bruce: The bake sale starts now! Thor, get behind the table!

Thor: *HIDES BROWNIES* WHAT, HULK OF INCREDIBLE? I WASN'T EATING A BROWNIE!

Bruce: Thor, just get behind the table!

Thor: OKAY!

(Buyers are online)

Buyer #1: Oh, yay! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Buyer #2: Come on, let's get the food!

Bruce: going over to that end of the table for the customers. Behave, Thor.

(Bruce has logged off)

Thor: HELLO, BELOVED MISGUARDIAN! WHAT ARE YOU BUYING TODAY?

Buyer #1: Buying? Oh! This is a bake SALE, I see. Sadly, I've got no money.

Thor: I'M SORRY, MISGUARDIAN. THAT MEANS I CANNOT LET YOU GET ANY OF THIS DELICIOUS FOOD!

Buyer #1: But – but it's because my family is so poor! We can't even afford proper clothes!

Thor: YOUR CLOTHES LOOK FINE TO ME, MISGUARDIAN!

Buyer #1: *sobs* I'm so poor, man! Just let me have one piece! One tiny piece!

Thor: *CRIES* OH, THIS IS SO SAD! HERE, YOU POOR MISGUARDIAN! TAKE THE ENTIRE PLATE OF FRUIT PASTRIES!

Buyer #1: REALLY? Thanks! *takes plate* See ya!

(Buyer #1 has logged off)

Buyer #2: Sup, mate! I'm sure you worked really hard for this bake sale –

Thor: I DDI! I HAD TO WAKE UP AT FIVE AM THIS MORNING FOR THIS!

Buyer #2: - but this is the worst bake sale I've ever seen! The variety of food is terrible! It needs to be more creative! You need to express more power in your food! More passion!

Thor: I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS BAKE SALE, O'MISGUARDIAN! ARE YOU GOING TO BUY ANYTHING OR NOT?

Buyer #2: No, I just came to criticise you. Bye!

(Buyer #2 has logged off)

(Peter is online)

Thor: WHY IF IT ISN'T THE SPIDER-MAN OF AMAZING? HELLO!!

Peter: Hey, Thor! Having a bake sale for my school I see. Need any help selling?

Thor: NO IT IS FINE! WE ARE DOING VERY WELL TODAY!

Peter: Really? How much money have you made, man?

Thor: UH...NONE. I GAVE SOME AWAY TO THAT POOR KID AND ONE PEROSN JUST CAME TO CRITICISE US!

Peter: Poor kid? I saw that guy walking away with a plate of fruit pastries and a thick wallet in his hand. He even had a credit card in there!

Thor: WHAT??????????????????? HE IS A THEIF! HOW DARE HE! NOOOOOOO! WE MUST FIND HIM! WE MUST HUNT HIM DOWN! WE MUST –

Peter: How about I dress up in my Spider-Man suit and catch him for you?

Thor: YES, SPIDER-MAN OF AMAZING! GO SPIDEY GO!

(Peter has logged off)

(Peter is online)

Peter: Here's the freeloader. You need to pay for those fruit pastries, sir.

(Buyer #1 is online)

Buyer #1: OKAY OKAY! HERE! TAKE HOW EVER MUCH MONEY THE PASTRIES COST! I'M SORRY FOR LYING!

Peter: You'd better be, man. There are people out there starving and actually need food more than you do and you're here mocking them and pretending to be unprivileged. With great power comes great responsibility man!

Buyer #1: Okay! Here's your money for charity! Let me go!

Peter: Okay then.

(Buyer #1 has logged off)

Thor: THANK YOU, SPIDER-MAN OF AMAZING! HERE, TAKE A CUPCAKE AS A THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!

Peter: I'm going to pay for that cupcake, Thor. It's for my school. *pays* *takes cupcakes* Anyways, gotta go man! My spider senses are sensing a house on fire!

Thor: BYE!!!!!!!!!

(Peter has logged off)

(Bruce is online)

Bruce: Hey, Thor. How much money did you make?

Thor: HERE HULK OF INCREDIBLE!

Bruce: Great! Now let's pack up the bake sale!

A/N- HI GUYS! HOPE YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER! I'm going to try and add Peter and Scott in a bit more. Plus, Bucky and Sam!

Hope you liked the video at the top! Lolz! So legit man! BTW the guy isn't trying to be mean, don't take it seriously. Half the sins are just rubbish about the movie, which is meant to be humour!

Anyways, bye!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!