(Pietro and Bruce are online)

Pietro: ...so I was thinking that we read "Cops and Robbers" to the little kids and then we read "Assassins Incorporated" and then we read "The Ghost of Midnight" which is really cool and -

Bruce: Pietro, calm down. We can't read these books to the little kids!

Pietro: What? Why not????

Bruce: Because of two reasons! a) those books are thicker than the Bible and b) those books are too violent or inappropriate for the little kids!

Pietro: Technically, Bruce, all those books are less than half the size of the Bible.

Bruce: I'm exaggerating, Pietro!!

Pietro: Well, anyways, the books aren't even that violent. They only have killing, violence, blood and gore, cursive language - oh. I see what you mean now.

Bruce: Duh! Surely as a father you must know what is for kids and what is not!

Pietro: *pouts* Yeah...

Bruce: Speaking of which, how are Emma and Chrissie?

Pietro: They returned to school. Their suspension is over.

Bruce: Oh, great! Now, let's go to the community centre and then we'll decide on a book.

AT THE COMMUNITY CENTRE

(Toddlers and Parents are online)

Parent #1: Oh, Bruce! I'm so glad you're here! The children are getting rowdy! They are ecstatic for Story Hour!

Parent #2: So am I! I love Story Hour because we can leave our kids in your hands and relax for an hour! WOO!

Parent #3: Agreed! See you in an hour, Bruce!

(Parents have logged off)

Pietro: WHAT! NO PARENTS TO HELP US?!?!

Bruce: It's nothing to complain about, they always do leave.

Toddler #1: BOOKS! *starts eating pages off a book*

Toddler #2: Bwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce! Bwuuuuuuuuuuuce!

Toddler #3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pietro: Uh...hi kids?

Bruce: Okay, Pietro, get me a copy of "Who Sank the Boat" please.

Pietro: Sure. *super speeds to book shelf*

Toddler #1: *grabs book* BOOK! *eats book*

Pietro: AHHHHH! THE KID AT THE BOOK!

Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET THE BOOK OUT!

Pietro: *grabs book from toddler's mouth* Eep, it's covered in saliva!

Bruce: Chuck that in the bin. I'll get "Green Eggs and Ham" to read. *walks over to book shelf*

Toddler #2: *eats book*

Bruce: Uhh...Pietro, please tell me the kid isn't eating "Green Eggs and Ham."

Pietro: I can't. That'd be lying.

Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET THE BOOK OUT!

Pietro: *grabs book from toddler's mouth* Eep, it's covered in saliva!

Bruce: *sighs* Bin it. I'm going to read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" for the kids instead.

Toddler #3: *eats book*

Bruce: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOO! STOP EATING BOOKS! WHAT ARE YOU A HUNGRY CATERPILLAR? JESUS!

Pietro: Ugh, not touching that book.

Bruce: Put that in the in now, Pietro.

Pietro: Fine! *put book in the bin* What are you going to read?

Bruce: We'll make up one since the kids seem to be eating the books. I say one line and you say one and we'll continue on until we have one big story!

Pietro: Okay then. Let's make the kids sit down. *super speeds to get the toddlers*

Bruce: So, once upon a time there was a princess...

Pietro: ...and there was a knight who like to carry a massive sharp sword that he liked to kill people with...

Bruce: WHAT? Too violent! But the knight never used his sword because killing people is bad...

Pietro: Lame! Instead, the knight used a million machine guns on the battle field to make sure all his enemies were dead!!

Bruce: PIETRO!! What are you doing?

Pietro: That's not violent! 0.0

Bruce: Grr! So, one day the princess was stuck in a tower and needed someone to rescue her...*glares at Pietro*

Pietro: ...and the knight didn't really care about the princess so her left her in the tower to die!!! *evil laughter*

Bruce: No he didn't! *glares at Pietro* He went to a wizard to ask for help and the wizard said...

Pietro: ...The wizard said "The princess is screwed. Leave her there." THE END!

Bruce: NO IT ISN'T THE END! THE WIZARD DID A MAGIC SPELL AND FORMED A LADDER FOR THE KNIGHT TO CLIMB AND RESCUE THE PRINCESS!

Pietro: *sighs* This story is lame...And then, one the way up the ladder, the ladder broke and the knight fell and died!

Bruce: WHAT? That's it! Pietro, shut up. I'm telling the rest of the story.

Pietro: But your story is lame! I'm jazzing it up!

Bruce: Shush! *glares*

Pietro: Eep! *shuts up*

Bruce: And in the end, the knight fixed the ladder, rescued the princess and they lived happily ever after.

Toddler #1: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

Toddler #2: BORRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNG!

Toddler #3: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Toddler #1: NO KILLING? NO DYING? NO VIOLENCE?

Bruce: Duh, kids. Killing is bad. Never do that.

Toddler #2: But you're a superhero! You have to do that!

Pietro: See, Bruce? They love violence! Here, I'll tell them another story about violence. Once upo -

Bruce: Pietro, zip it. You're not influencing them. Story Hour is over, kids.

Toddler #3: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Toddler #1: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Toddler #2: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bruce: Jesus, it's like a scream off here. The other guy would win.

Toddlers: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pietro: Bruce, just tell them a violent story!

Bruce: NO!

Pietro: JUST DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO KEEP CRYING!

Bruce: Ugh, fine. Once upon a time there was a zombie apocalypse. They wanted to eat everyone! One day, they cornered a man and -

(Parents are online)

Bruce: - and they ripped his head off and ate his heart. Blood was everywhere!

Parent #1: BRUCE! WHY ARE YOU TELLING OUR KIDS THIS KIND OF STUFF?

Parent #2: YEAH! THIS INFLUENCES THEIR MINDS!

Parent #3: WHY AREN'T YOU READING PICTURE STORY BOOKS?

Bruce: *mutters* I would if they weren't half way through the kids' digestive system.

Pietro: Okay, you're on your own Bruce. Bye! *super speeds out*

(Pietro has logged off)

Bruce: Uh, hahahaha. *nervous laughter* Long story. No time to explain! BYE!

(Bruce has logged off)

A/N- Hi all! I have announced this in my message to my followers but I'm going to end this book soon to focus on non-fan-fiction stories. There'll be a sequel to this fan fiction, don't worry! Keep the suggestions and requests coming in and I'll add them onto the sequel! Remember to tell me which characters you want to appear more in the chat room!

And lol to the video up top!

Wattpad Story Suggestion of the Day/Week/Update: Senses [Clint/Natasha] by victorious-monkey. A fabulous one-shot book based on senses!!!!! YOU GET THE FEEEEEELS MAN!

Anyways, until next time!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!