(Christine Everhart is online)

Christine: *flips hair* Okay, guys! Let's get this interview started shall we? So, let me just flip through my amazing and expensive phone to find the questions and then we'll invite the Avengers online shall we? *pulls of phone* Ah, here we go!

(Christine has invited the Avengers and Scott online)

(The Avengers and Scott are online)

Scott: Oh hey guys!

Steve: Hi Scott!

Clint: Hey there Scott!

Natasha: Hey!

Thor: HELLO MAN OF ANT!

Pietro: Really, Thor?

Wanda: Hi, Scott!

Vision: Hello, Mr Lang! It's lovely to see –

Scott: AHHHHHHH IT'S YOU! THE CREEPY GUY FROM THE PARTY!

Tony: Huh? What's he talking about, Vision?

Vision: Uh, nothing Mr Stark. It is all fine.

Scott: NO IT ISN'T! THIS CREEPY GUY IS –

Christine: *coughs* Scott, shut-up.

Scott: Oh! Who are you?

Christine: I'm here to interview you all with questions from your fans. Now, let me read to you the questions from my oh-so-fabulous phone! Oh, wait. I need to give myself a quick spray of my luscious Dior perfume. *sprays perfume* *sniffs* Okay, which one of you guys is drinking tea?

Natasha: Lololol

Christine: Hmm...anyways, on with the questions! EmmaxParker has a long list of questions but I'm sure you guys have a lot of time to answer it, don't you?

Wanda: *whispers to Pietro* She's a bit demanding isn't she?

Pietro: Yep.

Christine: So, first question is for Pietro! Now, EmmaxParker has asked you: why don't you and Emma ever have a daddy, daughter day?

Pietro: Ooh! We should shouldn't we??

Wanda: Are aunts included?

Bruce: Well, are you Emma's father Wanda?

Wanda: *sighs* No.

Pietro: I'm gonna have a daddy, daughter day with Emma! One day. Oh, hey when's Father's Day?

Wanda: When's Aunts Day?

Christine: *rolls eyes* Steve, EmmaxParker has also asked you this: Do you ever want kids?

Steve: Oh! Hmm...*scratches head thoughtfully* Uh...oh, uh...*thinks* Umm...

Christine: Just answer the question, poster boy!

Thor: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE CAPTAIN OF AMERICA LIKE THAT!

Natasha: Yeah, Ms Everhart. If you want him to answer the question, be patient!

Clint: Standing by Nat and Thor here! Cheep!

Steve: Umm...not so much anymore. I don't know. Family, stability. The guy who wanted all that went into the ice 75 years ago.

Christine: Right. Anyways! Tony, EmmaxParker also wants to ask you the same question I've been wondering for a very long time. Why are you such an arse?

Natasha: Whoa.

Clint: Wow, man.

Bruce: *laughs*

Steve: Oh!

Pietro: Hehe.

Vision: That's a bit rude.

Scott: OH LOL!

Thor: *gasps* DO NOT CALL MY PARTY BRO THAT!

Christine: *chuckles* I'll call him whatever I want!

Tony: Interesting, Ms Everhart. You see, the word "arse" can be defined in many ways. If you're calling me the word for a female donkey, then –

Christine: Now's not the time to get technical, Stark!

Tony: I thought you said we had a lot of time to answer your questions??

Christine: Whatever! Now, EmmaxParker also has a question for you Nat!

Natasha: That's Ms Romanoff to you, Ms Everhart.

Christine: Meh. So EmmaxParker said this: Nat, the badass assassin, have you ever broken Tony's suits?

Natasha: Broken his suit?

Tony: NAT YOU EVEN –

Natasha: *laughs evilly*

Christine: Come to think of it, I'd love to see Tony's suits wrecked. Now, Bruce. This is another question from EmmaxParker. When will you ask Nat out?

Bruce: Well, I – wait, what?

Christine: I said –

Clint: Brucie, you wouldn't do that to your Best Bro right?

Bruce: Nah, I wouldn't, Best Bro!

Bruce + Clint: HUGSIES! *hug*

Natasha: 0.0

Scott: This is SO weird, guys, SO weird.

Christine: Yeah, right, Bruce. Alright, Clint. Another question from EmmaxParker is when will you grow up?

Clint: But I am growing up! Every second I'm growing up! And besides, I've already grown up! I'm old enough to be in SHIELD, join the Avengers, go out with Nat –

Christine: *rolls eyes* Alright, next!

Clint: Cheep!

Christine: Wanda, EmmaxParker has asked which is your favourite thing about each Avenger?

Wanda: Oh, I couldn't say. I mean, I love them all – oh screw it. Tony's ego is so big I'm surprised it fits through the door. Steve broke my heart. Thor stole my red velvet cupcakes the other day. Clint's just weird. Pietro is super-duper competitive with me! Nat's hair is awesome but she won't share her secret with me! And Vision –

Vision: Oh!

Wanda: *sighs dreamily* Vision's just perfect!

Steve: Wha-?

Scott: Yeah, man! Why did she leave me out?

Natasha: Oh, Wanda! I'll share with you my hair secrets! But you have to tell me where you get your nails done! Girl slumber tonight?

Wanda: Totally! *squeals*

Tony: Wait, is no-one going to question the fact that Wanda said Vision is perfect?

Wanda: I know!

Steve: Hey, that's my line!

Christine: Weird. Now, Scott, EmmaxParker has also asked you why don't you ask Wasp out?

Thor: THE MAN OF ANT LIKES WASP! COME MAN OF ANT, I SHALL TAKE YOU TO THE BUG MUSEUM TO FIND YOUR BELOVED WASP!

Scott: #0_0# she doesn't mean that, Thor. Well, Ms Everhart, I don't plan on asking her out....BECAUSE I ALREADY DID! Didn't you watch the end of Ant Man guys?

Pietro: Oh, yeah. Knew dat.

Christine: Now, Steve. EmmaxParker also wants to ask you, will you ask Tony out?

Everyone (except Tony and Steve): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tony: Wait, what?

Steve: #0_0#

Christine: Now, Vision. EmmaxParker has asked you do you hate Tony?

Tony: WHO HATES ME?

Vision: Well, Stark is a rather intelligent person who is the life and soul of parties –

Tony: YEAH MAN! YOU DA BEST! AFTER ME!

Vision: -but he is rather nosy and rather bigheaded at times.

Tony: WHA-?

Vision: As much as I wish he wasn't foolish enough to create the program as dangerous as Ultron, we're only human and if he hadn't, I wouldn't have been turned into Vision and rather remained JARVIS.

Wanda: *sighs dreamily* I'm glad he made you.

Tony: WHA-?

Christine: Ha! Now for Thor, EmmaxParker wanted to ask have you eaten Reese's Pieces before?

Thor: WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF REESE THAT YOU SPEAK OF? IS IT LIKE VELVET OF RED CUPCAKES?

Bruce: No, Thor. It's a chocolate. Like MnMs!

Thor: OOOOOOOHHHHH A NEW TREAT TO TRY! I SHALL EAT IT LATER!

Christine: Well, that's it with EmmaxParker's questions. WhitneyBrock9 wants to ask you all this: do you guys think yourselves crazy?

Thor: NO! WE ARE NOT CRAZY AT ALL!

Tony: I'm not, but Point Break is.

Steve: I'm not, but Tin Head is.

Scott: *points to all the Avengers* THEY ALL ARE!

Christine: I agree. Now, Nat, SereneTLW wants to know who you always give people a different thought of your bae in every movie?

Natasha: Clint is my one and only bae!!! *bats eyelids at Clint*

Clint: AWW!

Thor: THE CLINTASHA FEELS!

Vision: 0.0

Pietro: 0.0

Natasha: I don't know about any other baes. I heard people ship me and Loki! *gags* Bruce is a nice guy but there's someone else there that deserves him.

Bruce: Thanks, Nat!

Christine: So, Steve, SereneTLW also asks you: will you get a girlfriend after Peggy?

Wanda: *coughs*

Steve: #0_0#

Steve: Well, I dunno. Peggy's always been my girl!

Wanda: *coughs*

Christine: Huh! Drama. Now, last question is for none of you but for Peppa. Let me invite her online.

(Christine has invited Peppa online)

(Peppa is online)

Peppa: Oh, you. What?

Christine: I'm doing an interview with everyone and SereneTLW wants to know this: why do you like Tony if he's so annoying?

Peppa: What? I love Tony! He's so sweet and gives me everything I want! But yeah, he's a bit annoying. I have to contain him from time to time. It's not easy!

Tony: That's me!

(Peppa has logged off)

Christine: Now, Avengers. Scott. Toodles. Imma leave you to the fangirls.

(Christine has logged off)

Tony: What fangirls?

(The fangirls are online)

Fan Girl 1: AHHHHH IT'S THE AVENGERS! STEVE!

Fan Girl 2: TONY!

Fan Girl 3: NATASHA!

Fan Girl 4: CLINT!

Fan Girl 5: BRUCE!

Fan Girl 6: THOR!

Fan Girl 7: VISION!

Fan Girl 8: WANDA!

Fan Girl 9: PIETRO!

Fan Girl 10: Oh, ew, it's Scott.

Scott: Hey!

Fan Girl 11: SCOTT!

Scott: Yeah!

Fan Girl 1: GET THEM! WE MUST TOUCH THEIR FACE!

Pietro: Eep! *runs*

Fan Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Avengers and Scott: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The chat has been disabled)

A/N- I'll make another one soon. 

EDIT: Dedication to @LauraCantana for her reads and votes! Thank you!!