(The Drunk Avengers and Odin and Loki are online)

Everyone (except Vision): WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PARTY!!!!!

Steve: OOH CANDY! *dunks face in candy bowl* *collapses*

Natasha: *spots living room* A JUNGLE GYM! *runs into couch* *collapses*

Clint: CHEEP! I'M COMING TOO NAT! *runs into plant* *collapses*

Wanda: *uses telekinesis to turn on the sink* OOOOH WATER FOUNTAIN! *gets soaked* *collapses*

Loki: *puts chicken on head and over eyes* I'M DAH KING, KNEEEEEEEEL! *runs into wall* *collapses*

Thor: BROTHER YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! HERE IS MJOLNIR! *hits own head with hammer* *collapses*

Pietro: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN! *collapses in exhaustion*

Tony: SCOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTCCCHHHHH IS MIIIIIIINE! *collapses*

Odin: GINGERBREAD MAN COME HERE! *trips over Pietro* *collapses*

Bruce: *yawns* I'm sleepy. *sleeps*

Vision: Uh, Mr Stark? Are you awake? Dr Banner? Anyone?

(Scott and Cassie are online)

Scott: Cassie, these are my friends. I would lie you to meet Daddy's mates, okay? 

Cassie: Yes, Daddy!

Scott: Hi, guys!! What's up? This is my daughter - *screams* WHO DID THIS?

Cassie: Daddie?!?!?

Vision: Please remain calm, Mr Lang. This is just a - 

Scott: Calm? CALM? You want me to be calm? My friend Steve is lying dead on the floor with poisoned candy in his face!! My mates Clint and Nat are - 

Cassie: Daddy, can I have this juice? *points to Tony's drink*

Scott: NO! Cassie, don't touch anything!!

Vision: Please remain calm, Mr Lang. I shall alert Mr Stark at once of your arrival and - 

Scott: MR STARK? TONY? HE'S LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS OWN SCOTCH IN HIS HAND! WHO DID THIS? WHO ARE YOU? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? WHO AM I???

Vision: I am - 

Scott: CASSIE! Let's go! I'm scared!!

Cassie: What, Daddy? *looks up from candy bowl*

Scott: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T EAT THAT!

Vision: It's quite alright, Mr Lang - 

Scott: DON'T CALL ME THAT! CASSIE LET'S GO!

Vision: Mr Lang - 

Scott: *screams* Cassie!

Cassie: Yes, Daddy.

(Cassie and Scott have logged off)

Vision: *sighs* I guess I'll just clean everything up and wait for them to wake up.

(Vision has logged off)

A/N- Hi guys!

I know I'm not up to my usual standards but I'm tired and I've started school again so I'm stressed even more. My maths teacher is sooooo demanding. If I have not dedicated anything to you yet, say so NOW! PLEASE!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!

xoxo