(Steve, Tony, Bruce, Natasha, Wanda, Pietro and Clint are online)

Steve: WOWWWWWWWWWW! THIS ROOM LOOKS SUPERDUPER AWESOME! 

Tony: Steve, this room looks like my regular living room...with some decorations. It's not "superduper awesome!"

Steve: Gee, sorry I like parties. Parties in the 40's weren't so spectacular. 

Bruce: I feel a Civil War coming on!

Clint: CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT?

Wanda: 0.0

Natasha: 0.0

Pietro: 0.0

Bruce: If you look around, the whole world's comin' together now, baby! Can you feel it?

Clint: CAN YOU FEEL IT?

Bruce: CAN YOU FEEL IT?

(A/N- This is a Michael Jackson song btw)

Tony: Hm...totally not jealous.

(Tony has invited Thor online)

Thor: GOOD EVENING PARTY BRO! DO YOU LIKE THIS PARTY MY FATHER, BROTHER AND I HAVE SET UP?

Tony: Lovin' it, BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bro! Bro! Bro! Listen guys, BRO!

Thor: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MULTIPLY YOUR 'BROS' MAN OF IRON!

Tony: Let's just get this part started, party BRO!

(Loki and Odin are online)

Odin: BEHOLD, AVENGERS, LET US BEGIN THIS PARTY WITH A FEAST AND A SPEECH! THAT SI THE ASGARDIAN WAY!

Loki: Oh goodness, you guys are not gonna love this party.

Pietro: Who doesn't love a party? *super speeds around for candy*

Natasha: YASSSSS FOOOOOD! LET'S EAT!!!!

Odin: I shall make make a speech for my fellow party mates as it is my doing. Sit, Avengers and I shall speak.

Loki: His speeches aren't speeches! They're battle stories!!!! RUN!

Thor: BROTHER STAY HERE!

Tony: Yeah, I'm agreeing with my PARTY BRO!!

Bruce: Oh boy...Hey Clint! Sit here, Best BRO!

Clint: Sure!! *sits next to Bruce*

Natasha: The bros have split up????

Pietro: Duhn-duhn-duhn!

Wanda: Hey where's Vision?

Steve: He said he's running late. Let's start without him.

Odin: Eh-hem. My beloved party mates, today we are here to celebrate. Simply friendship and bravery between our teammates. Speaking of bravery -

Loki: Oh no.

Odin: I once came across a massive monster in the forests of Asgard and it required a great deal of bravery to defeat him. You know, it also includes a silver sword, a golden shield, bronze helmet, a - 

Natasha: *yawns* *admires nails*

Wanda: *drops head into table*

Steve: *eyelids droop* I haven't been this sleepy in ages - like 65 years.

Tony: *plays with Iron Man merchandise* Oh, fun, fun, fun...*groans*

Bruce: Just a bit tired...*yawns* Just a bit...not much...

Clint: Cheep! Birdy needs sleepy. *sleeps* *snores*

Pietro: Old men these days *sleeps* *snores*

Loki: Yep, just as I thought - *drops head to sleep*

Thor: YAY! TERRIFIC BATTLE TALE FATHER!

Odin: - and then I chopped it's head off. Like, chopped chopped, not slicing like other warriors do. The blade came down really hard - because you know, I'm strong - and -

(Vision is online)

Vision: Hello, everyone. What have I missed?

Wanda: *eyes sparkle*

Everyone (but Thor and Odin): SAVED!

Steve: Hi Vision, you missed nothing. We were just about to eat - 

Tony: - and we were NOT AT ALL LISTENING TO A BORING SPEECH FROM ODIN!

Vision: Okay, then. Shall we eat?

Everyone (but Thor and Odin): YES!

Natasha: *grabs vodka*

Tony: *grabs scotch*

Clint: *grabs Coke*

Wanda: *grabs hot chocolate*

Pietro: *grabs soda*

Loki: *grabs tea*

Bruce: *grabs water*

Vision: *grabs nothing*

Odin: *grabs rum*

Thor: *grabs rum*

Tony: Wait, why is Loki drinking tea?

Loki: CUZ I'M BRITISH!

Natasha: You are?

Loki: QUIET, MORTAL!

Wanda: Okay...

Pietro: Isn't anyone going to question Vision grabbing nothing and Bruce's water?

Everyone: No.

Pietro: Okay then.

(Everyone but Vision has began drinking aggressively)

(Everyone but Vision has dropped onto the table, snoring)

Vision: Why are we all sleeping?

(Loki has woken up quickly)

Loki: Did I mention Asgardian drinks contain sleeping potions? Then we add it to mortal drinks.

(Loki has fallen asleep again)

Vision: That's odd...do they have side effects?

(Chrissie and Emma are online)

Chrissie: Yes they do.

Emma: Just watch.

(Chrissie and Emma have logged off)

(Everyone but Vision has woken up)

Tony: I FEEL LIKE DANCING!! *does the whip and nae nae*

Thor: MEEEEE TOOOOO PARTYYYYY BROOOOOOO! *does the chicken dance*

Vision: Oh, that's one sight I'll never get out of my head. Maybe...deleting image.

Natasha: Hey, Clint, how about some music? NANANANANANANANANANANANANA!

Clint: Yeah! CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT?

Bruce: LET'S DANCE, LET'S SHOUT, SHAKE YOUR BODY DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Vision: Uh, not thank you Dr Banner. I would not like to shake my body to the ground.

Pietro: *super speeds around*  AHOY, MATIES! GIMME YOUR CANDY OR WALK THE PLANK! *wears eye patch* GRR I'M NICK FURY! 

Wanda: LOL! *makes objects fly with telekinesis* LOOK, LOOK, GUYS! THERE'S A BAKED CHICKEN IN THE AIR!

Thor: THE NAME'S ODINSON. THOR ODINSON. PEW PEW PEW! *pretends to shoot mini pistols*

Loki: LET ME JOIN IN BROTHER!! *pretends to be a cowboy* YEE-HAW!

Odin: PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Yeah!

Vision: Uh...

(The chat room has been disabled)

A/N - Yes, there's a part 4.