(Thor is online)

Thor: OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THIS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING THREE HOURS FOR THIS FUN EVENT WITH LADY JANE!

(Jane is online)

Jane: Hi Thor! You excited?

Thor: I CAN'T WAIT TO GO WHAT YOU MISGUARDIANS CALL GO KARTING!

Jane: Yeah, it's fun! Let's go! I'll drive you as you don't seem to have your drivers' licence!

Thor: LET US GO TO THIS GLORIOUS PLACE LADY JANE!

HALF AN HOUR LATER

Thor: LOOK LADY JANE THIS AMUSEMENT PARK IS LIKE A BATTLE FIELD IN ASGARD! SCREAMING CHILDREN, DEAD PIGS, FLASHING LIGHTS, BATTLE WEAPONS EVERYWHERE...

Jane: Umm, Thor, they are just children laughing on the kids's tea cup ride. And that's just a hot dog stand. And the flashing lights are the rides' decorations. And what do you mean battle weapons? It's a shooting stand where you shoot the rocket ship for a prize.

Thor: CAN WE PLEASE DO THAT LADY JANE?

Jane: Uh, I thought we were go-karting?

Thor: PLEASE LADY JANE? PLEASE????

Jane: No Thor. Come on. *drags Thor to go-kart line*

TEN MINUTES LATER

Thor: THE GO KARTING IS STARTING IN 3, 2, 1 NING NING NING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jane: *facepalm* *drives go-kart*

Thor: HEY LADY JANE BUT I DON'T HAVE MY DRIVERS' LICENCE! 

Jane: Urgh, just go, Thor!

Thor: *DRIVES GO-KART*

Jane: WOOHOO THIS IS FUN!

Thor: WOOOOOOOO! HEY THAT BOY JUST CRASHED HIS GO-KART INTO ME! HOW DARE HE? I AM THE SON OF ODIN AND THE MIGHTY - 

Jane: Thor...

Thor: I SHALL GET HIM BACK!

Jane: Thor NO!

Thor: *DRIVES GO-KART INTO BOY* AHHHHHHHHHHH! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY THOR!!!

Jane: Thor stop it!

Thor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU DO NOT DEFEAT THE MIGHTY THOR!

Jane: Thor stop!!!!

(Go-Kart Instructor is online)

Go-Kart Instructor: Excuse me, ma'am but I'm gonna have to ask you and this crazy viking to leave this place immediately. That young boy seems rather distressed.

Thor: THIS BOY HAS TRIED TO ATTACK ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jane: Thor please stop it or you will no longer have 1D cupcakes for dessert!

Thor: WHAT? NO CUPCAKES?

Go-Kart Instructor: Please leave ma'am and Crazy Viking. 

Jane: DON'T BE SO RUDE!! *punches instructor*

Go-Kart Instructor: VUBSIBFBjbjdbkjcbkn8OL,/")_*UBXSKBjbKHCJSAV$ ..........................

Thor: GO LADY JANE! BUT WE MUST GO BEFORE HE GETS ANGRY LIKE MY BROTHER LOKI!

Jane: Agreed. Come on Thor.

(Go-Kart Instructor has been disabled from the chat)

Jane: Woo! I'm hungry! Want a candy corn Thor?

Thor: WHY YES LADY JANE! PLEASE GET US THESE CORNS OF CANDY!!!

Jane: Alright, wait here!

(Jane has logged off)

(Tony, Steve and Clint have logged on)

Tony: Oh wow, Thor. Good job. sarcasm there

Steve: Jane is tough, Thor you're just...

Clint: Anyways, Tony you're next! Time to impress Peppa!

Tony: WHAT?

Steve: Oh look, a haunted house! Let's go there!

Thor: LET US GO TO THIS HOUSE OF HAUNTED!

(Tony, Thor, Steve and Clint have logged off)

(Jane is online)

Jane: Thor, where are you??

A/N- Thor is crazy.

Anyways, Tony next!!

And dedication to IsadoraQuagmire13 for reading this!! Remember to check out her stories!! They're perfection!