(Tony, Thor, Maria and Rhodey are online)

Rhodey: No Peppa? She's not coming?

Tony: No.

Maria: Thor, hey what about Jane? Where are the ladies gentlemen?

Tony: Well...Miss Potts has a company to run!

Thor: I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT COUNTRY LADY JANE IS IN! HER WORK IN CONVERGENCE HAS MADE HER THE WORLD'S MOST FOREMOST ASTRONOMER!

Tony: Uh...and the company that Peppa runs is is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting!

Thor: THERE IS EVEN TALK OF LADY JANE GETTING A...WHAT YOU MISGUARDIANS CALL A NOBEL PRIZE!

Maria: Yeah they must be pertty busy because they'd hate missing you guys get together.... *cough* TESTOSTERONE! 

Rhodey: Oh my goodness, want a lozenge?

Maria: Mmm-hmm!

(Maria and Rhodey have logged off)

Thor: ...

Tony: ...

Thor: BUT LADY JANE IS BETTER!

Tony: Hmph!! Well at least I treat my lady better and don't keep leaving her to go to Asgard!

Thor: BUT I HAD MY MATTERS TO ATTEND TO MAN OF IRON!

Tony: Fine, let's see who is better with their woman!

Thor: OKAY THEN MAN OF IRON WE SHALL SPEND THE WHOLE WEEK IMPRESSING OUR LADIES AND TREATING THEM TO THE BEST DATES ANY WOMAN HAS EVER HAD! 

Tony: Oh...you meant dates? I meant...

Thor: WHAT WERE YOU MEANING MAN OF IRON??

Tony: Err...nothing.

Thor: LET US BEGIN OUR ROMANCE WEEK CHALLENGE NOW!

Tony: Urgh, fine!

Thor: I SHALL GO AND MAKE LOVELY PLANS FOR LADY JANE AND I! GOOD BYE MAN OF IRON!

(Thor has logged off)

Tony: Gah! I don't know what to do!

(Steve, Vision, Bruce and Pietro are online)

Bruce: SCIENCE BROTHER! I HEARD YOUR DISTRESS CALLS!

Tony: ...

Steve: Err, Tony what's wrong?

Tony: THORANDIAREATWARTOSEEWHOTREATSTHEIRLADYBETTERYOUHAVETOJOINMEEEEEEEEEE!

Vision: Please repeat that again, Mr Stark.

Tony: *breathes* 

Thor...and...I...are...at...war...to...see...who...treats...their...lady...better...you...have...to...join...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pietro: NO WAY JOSE!!!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WOMAN TO TREAT WELL! YOU'RE DOING THIS ON YOUR OWN!

Tony: Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase!

Bruce: Tony, this is something you have to do on your own!

Tony: PLEASE!

Steve: Okay, I'll join you! I'll show you how great Peggy and I are at the swing clubs!

Vision: Swing clubs, Captain Rogers?

Steve: YEAH!

Tony: ...

Bruce: ...

Pietro: ...

Vision: ...

Tony: So anyways, Bruce are you in? Vision? Pietro?

Pietro: HEY WHAT ABOUT CLINT? HE ISN'T HERE!

Tony: Okay fine!!

(Tony has invited Clint online)

Clint: What do you want?

Tony: Okay so - 

TEN MINUTES LATER

Tony: - ANDWEWANNASEEWHOISBETTERBUTACCORDINGTOTHORJANEISBETTERANDYEAH!

Clint: Errrrr...

Tony: Please?

Clint: Yeah fine.

Bruce: I'M NOT DOING IT. THERE END OF STORY. FULL STOP.

Pietro: I'm with you, Bruce!

Vision: I man with you, my friend.

Pietro: Friend? I HAVE A FRIEND!!!!!

Vision: Excuse me, my friend? I did not quite catch that.

Pietro: Friend? I HAVE A -

Tony: Okay the romantic week challenge starts now! 

A/N- I have been dying to do something like this for ages now!!

I'm beginning the romantic week next!!! 

P.S But Jane is better!

P.P.S A reading suggestion! IsadoraQuagmire13 had written a new but fabulous fan fiction based on A Series of Unfortunate Events called "A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Hidden File." It is beautiful and it is about ten years after the final book describing the Baudelaires' lives and their newest adventures! I love it and you should check it out!

Mwah!