(Loki is online)

Loki: So, our new house member needs a little welcoming present. Well hope he likes it. Because he can't return it!

(Loki has logged off laughing his head off)

(Vision is online)

Vision: What was that weird noise? It sounded slightly like a dying cow but almost like a laughter!

(Pietro is online)

Pietro: Hi Vision! That was a fun tea yesterday right? Though Wanda didn't look awfully pleased with Thor and I!

Vision: Oh dear, I could tell!

Pietro: Anyways, wanna come with me to this awesome place called shwarma?? IT'S THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER!

Vision: I'd be glad to join you for a meal, my friend!

Pietro: F-friend?? *dies of joy* I HAVE A FRIEND!

Vision: I do believe that we are all friends no matter what we say or do to each other.

Pietro: Oh yeah! *smiles* FRIEND!

Vision: Err - anyways, let us head off to this lovely place you speak of!

Pietro: Oh ok! Let's go!

Vision: *opens door*

Pietro: BUCKET ON THE DOOR! *runs to push Vision*

(Loki is online)

Loki: MAN! That bucket of water was meant to land on you! Now it's on me!

Vision: Playing tricks on others is not a good idea, my friend.

Loki: FRIEND? Bah!

Pietro: But really, Loki, if you wanna play tricks, a bucket of water on a door is really cheesy and lame!

Loki: Gah! I'm gonna clean myself up, you pathetic mortals!

(Loki has logged off)

Vision: I'm sorry that was...odd. Thank-you.

Pietro: Don't mention it *nudges Vision* FRIEND!

Vision: Okay...

Pietro: Anyways! Let's head to shwarma now!

(Pietro and Vision have logged off)

At shwarma

Vision: This food is rather lovely!

Pietro: I know right! Let's have some more food! Waiter!

(Waiter that Rules The World is online)

Waiter that Rules The World: WHAT MORTAL FOOD DO YOU WANT HUH?

Vision: Umm...are you alright, my friend?

Waiter that Rules The World: HEY I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!

Pietro: 0.0

Waiter that Rules The World: I mean, umm what may I get you?

Vision: What happened to the waiter before?

Waiter that Rules The World: What oh him? I mean err - he's not tied up in the bathroom at all!

Pietro: Okay...then...one chicken veal wrap with curry sauce then.

Vision: I'll have a lamb wrap with tomatoes and lettuce please, my friend.

Waiter that Rules The World: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!! *cough* I mean, sure.

(Waiter that Rules The World has logged off)

Pietro: That waiter is really suspicious.

Vision: Yeah, he was very...well...crazy.

Pietro: Hold on be right back.

Pietro: *super speeds to kitchen* *super speeds back*

Pietro: OH MY GOSH! IT'S LOKI! WHAT THE HELL!

Vision: I knew it was him! What shall we do?

Pietro: Call the Avengers of course!

(Pietro has invited The Avengers online)

Tony: WHAT? I WAS DOING SCIENCE WITH BRUCE!

Bruce: YEAH!

Natasha: And I was doing a series of handsprings and Aerial flips across the room!

Tony: Wait you can do all that?

Natasha: Yeah! I AM dancer and spy who can do kick-arse tricks!

Tony: Damn!

Steve: AND I WAS BUYING PEGGY A PRESENT FOR HER BIRTHDAY!

Wanda: Bah! AND I WAS PLANNING STEVE'S FUNERAL!

Pietro: Burn!

Clint: AND I WAS WATCHING NATASHA DO HER AWESOME GYMNASTICS!

Natasha: Wait you were watching me?

Clint: 0.0

Wanda: Clint run!!

Thor: AND I WAS WAITING IN LINE FOR ONE DIRECTION CONCERT TICKETS!

Bruce: Okay Thor, that's weird.

Thor: NO IT ISN'T!

Pietro: Anyways!!

Wanda: Oh yeah.

Pietro: Loki has disguised himself as our waiter and tied up the original man! What're we gonna do?

Vision: How about the Maximoff twins go in and rescue the original water and the rest of us shall take Loki and ask him questions!

Thor: MY BROTHER IS MISBEHAVING??

Clint: Unfortunately.

Steve: Avengers, go!!

(Waiter that Rules The World is online)

Waiter that Rules The World: Oi, mortals! Here's your pathetic-

Natasha: *tackles "waiter" who is really Loki*

Waiter that Rules The World: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

(Waiter that Rules The World has changed their name to Loki)

Loki: What do you want??

Natasha: A lot of things! Now shut up!

Thor: BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Loki: Not. Your. Brother.

Tony: Hey can I just ask now that we have Loki what're we gonna do?

Steve: Yeah! I always wondered that.

Wanda: GOT THE WAITER!

Pietro: YEAH!

Clint: Where is he? Not even my super sight can see him!

Wanda: Oh, he ran away in fear.

Bruce: Oh dear, that's just weird.

Vision: Shall we leave this youngster to his own business?

Tony: Might as well. Got a date with Peppa. To make up for our fighting.

Steve: And I need to go and punch some bags.

Bruce: But-but-but Tony, science!!

Tony: Mate, there are more important things in life.

Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Natasha: *facepalm*

Clint: Anyways, gonna go and shoot some arrows! LIKE A BOSS!

Natasha: *facepalm*

Pietro: Yeah, and I have a FRIEND to show around New York!

Vision: Why thank you, Pietro.

Thor: AND I SHALL JOIN YOU!

Wanda: And I'm going to...stalkvision *cough* I mean, do...stuff...

Pietro: Okay...

(The Avengers have logged off)

(Pietro, Wanda and Pietro have logged off)

Loki: Must carry out more evil plans then.

(Loki has logged off)

A/N-Hi all!

Got immunised today. But I'm fine and alive!

DEDICATION GOES TO WHOEVER CAN COME UP WITH THE BEST TITLE BY MONDAY 19TH OF OCTOBER 2015! I will announce it in an edit of this chapter to keep a close eye on this!

Enjoy!

EDIT: Dedication to Not-So-Long-Username for the chapter title by complete serendipity! Good work! Your comment was the perfect chapter title! Mwah!