31. Profile Pictures
A/N-Hi guys! I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have to cancel the special as I can't add anything more to it. I hope you can understand but I promise I'll add another special when I can! I've been very busy lately. Please understand. Here's a chapter to make up for it. I feel so bad and I've been plotting this chapter for ages now!
(Steve is online)
(Tony is online)
Steve: Hey, why do we all have these weird small colourful squares next to our posts?
Tony: *gasps* THEY'RE PROFILE PICTURES STEVE!
Steve: What's a profile picture?
Tony: IT'S A PICTURE THAT YOU USE TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF ONLINE WHEN YOU CHAT OR POST ANYTHING!
Steve: Oh, like how yours is a picture of some ugly person painted in red and gold?
Tony: THAT'S IRON MAN YOU-
Steve: Just messing around!! Jeez!
(Steve has invited The Avengers, Wanda and Pietro to the chat)
Natasha: What Steve??
Steve: I just wanted to see what all your profile pictures are!
Clint: Well now you know, so can we go now?
Pietro: Yeah, we all have a life to get on with!!
Wanda: lol
Pietro: Why aren't you angry?
Wanda: CUZ I CAN!
Bruce: Steve, why is your profile picture of Tony standing on top of his tower with the words IRON MAN IS THE BEST on it?
Steve: I NEVER DID THAT! I never even chose a profile picture!
Thor: SO ALL THIS TIME CAPTAIN OF AMERICA WHO HAS BEEN CHOOSING YOUR PICTURES?
Steve: >_>
Natasha: >_>
Bruce: >_>
Wanda: >_>
Pietro: >_>
Clint: >_>
Thor: OH THIS LOOKS FUN!
Thor: O_O O0O&^?]|=>_<)96,!!!!!!
Bruce: What on Earth Thor?!
Tony: *whistles innocently*
Steve: TONY!
Tony: I DID NOTHING!
Clint: STEVE JUST CHANGE THE PICTURE!
Natasha: SAY SORRY TONY!
Bruce; GUYS SHUT UP!
Pietro: WHAT ARE THEY YELLING ABOUT?
Wanda: I KNOW BUT I DON'T CARE!
Thor: I LIKE FOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Natasha: Okay shush! I'll deal with this!
Clint: 0.0
Natasha: Steve, click on the little camera button on your profile. Then select whatever photo you want.
Steve: Finally! Thanks!
(Steve has changed his profile picture)
Steve There! It's Peggy from the 40's!
Wanda: *cough*
Steve: What?
Wanda: Nothing.
Pietro (aside to everyone else): They broke up last night.
Natasha: *gasp*
Clint: *gasp*
Bruce: *gasp*
Tony: *gasp*
Thor: *MEGA GASP*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanda: *facepalm*
Natasha: WHAT HAPPENED? STEVE HOW COULD YOU!
Steve: I'll explain later! Right now I just wanna look at your profile pictures!
Clint: Mines is Natasha wearing her arrow necklace!
Tony: Mines if of my armor baby!
Bruce: Albert Einstein! WOO HOO!
Pietro: Nike shoes!
Natasha: Black Widow symbol.
Clint: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME?
Natasha: What about you?
Clint: *cries*
Wanda: *glares at Steve*
Steve: What's your, um, profile, um, picture Wanda?
Wanda: WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOOK? I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU!
Steve: Oh, it's of me.
(Wanda has changed her profile picture)
Steve: Oh, it's of me...getting torn in half by a bunch of wolves.
Wanda: Something that's gonna happen pretty soon.
Thor: YOU ARE SCARY WITCH OF SCARLET!
Wanda: *bows* *glares at Steve*
Steve: Don't hurt me!
Natasha: WE NEED A DISTRACTION!
(Natasha has invited Loki, Peppa, Fury and Maria to the chat)
Maria: Hi!
Peppa: Hey!
Loki: WHAT?
Fury: I DON'T CARE!
Steve: Okay...
Clint: Steve wan'ts to see all your profile pictures!
Maria: SHIELD symbol.
Tony: You're lame!
Maria: At least I'm dedicated to my work!
Bruce: *cough* burn *cough*
Tony: Shut up, Bruce.
Peppa: Mines is of me in my best dress!
Tony: Hey isn't that the one I got you?
Peppa: Stop acting like you weren't rude to me!
Tony: Okay okay...*looks at Peppa* I'm sorry for being mean but you now me. I won't do it again!
Peppa: *bats eyelashes*
Thor: PEPPERONI FEELS!
Wanda: At least that's one happy relationship...
Pietro: *punches Steve in the guts*
Steve: OI!
Pietro: That's for my sister!
Wanda: *tackles Pietro* That's enough for now.
(Peppa has logged off)
Natasha: They're sweet!
Loki: WHAT DO YOU MORTALS WANT?
Thor: BROTHER WHAT IS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?
Loki: a)not your brother and b) why don't you look for yourself?
Steve: Oh! A picture of you standing on top of the Earth wearing some massive crown. Looks pretty sad.
Loki: IT SHALL BECOME TRUE!
Fury: Keep dreaming, Reindeer Games.
Loki: GAH!
Maria: I like your profile picture Sir!
Fury: Thank you Agent Hill.
Bruce: Is your profile picture a pirate flag?
Fury: IT'S THE SYMBOL FROM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!
Bruce: Okay then...
Loki: I'm done with this rubbish! Good bye!
Thor: BROTHER WAIT-
(Loki has logged off)
(Loki is online)
Loki: NOT YOUR BROTHER!
(Loki has logged off)
Fury: I'm going too! I have enough work to do without having to bicker with you six monkeys!
Maria: Bye Sir!
Fury: You get back to work too Agent Hill!
Maria: Fine, see you all!
Wanda: Don't forget our girls slumber next week! Bye!
(Maria and Fury have logged off)
Tony: Well that was nice.
Steve: Hmm....
Wanda: *glares at Steve* Nat, let's go and find Peppa! I can't stand these people anymore! *cough* Steve *cough*
(Wanda and Natasha have logged off)
Pietro: Steve, you're mean!
(Pietro has logged off)
Steve: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
(Steve has logged off)
Bruce: Maybe Wanda can find someone else?
Thor: THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH OUT THERE IN THE SEA!
Tony: Well said Thor. Just lose the caps!
Thor: NO!
Bruce: I'm hungry. Which means-
Thor: SHWARMA TIME!
Tony: And maybe we can find someone to date Wanda.
Bruce: TONY!
(Tony, Steve and Bruce have logged off)
(Vison is online)
Vision: Where is everyone?
A/N-I hope this makes up for cancelling the special!
YAY! TONY AND PEPPA ARE BACK!
I'LL EXPLAIN STEVE AND WANDA'S BREAK UP LATER!
VISION IS HERE! Wanda, look out!
Bye!
EDIT: Dedication to Not-So-Long-Username for reading this! THANKS!
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