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31. Profile Pictures

A/N-Hi guys! I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have to cancel the special as I can't add anything more to it. I hope you can understand but I promise I'll add another special when I can! I've been very busy lately. Please understand. Here's a chapter to make up for it. I feel so bad and I've been plotting this chapter for ages now!


(Steve is online)

(Tony is online)

Steve: Hey, why do we all have these weird small colourful squares next to our posts?

Tony: *gasps* THEY'RE PROFILE PICTURES STEVE!

Steve: What's a profile picture?

Tony: IT'S A PICTURE THAT YOU USE TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF ONLINE WHEN YOU CHAT OR POST ANYTHING! 

Steve: Oh, like how yours is a picture of some ugly person painted in red and gold?

Tony: THAT'S IRON MAN YOU-

Steve: Just messing around!! Jeez!

(Steve has invited The Avengers, Wanda and Pietro to the chat)

Natasha: What Steve??

Steve: I just wanted to see what all your profile pictures are!

Clint: Well now you know, so can we go now? 

Pietro: Yeah, we all have a life to get on with!!

Wanda: lol

Pietro: Why aren't you angry?

Wanda: CUZ I CAN!

Bruce: Steve, why is your profile picture of Tony standing on top of his tower with the words IRON MAN IS THE BEST on it?

Steve: I NEVER DID THAT! I never even chose a profile picture!

Thor: SO ALL THIS TIME CAPTAIN OF AMERICA WHO HAS BEEN CHOOSING YOUR PICTURES?

Steve: >_>

Natasha: >_>

Bruce: >_>

Wanda: >_>

Pietro: >_>

Clint: >_>

Thor: OH THIS LOOKS FUN! 

Thor: O_O O0O&^?]|=>_<)96,!!!!!!

Bruce: What on Earth Thor?!

Tony: *whistles innocently*

Steve: TONY!

Tony: I DID NOTHING!

Clint: STEVE JUST CHANGE THE PICTURE!

Natasha: SAY SORRY TONY!

Bruce; GUYS SHUT UP!

Pietro: WHAT ARE THEY YELLING ABOUT?

Wanda: I KNOW BUT I DON'T CARE!

Thor: I LIKE FOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Natasha: Okay shush! I'll deal with this!

Clint: 0.0

Natasha: Steve, click on the little camera button on your profile. Then select whatever photo you want.

Steve: Finally! Thanks!

(Steve has changed his profile picture)

Steve There! It's Peggy from the 40's!

Wanda: *cough*

Steve: What?

Wanda: Nothing.

Pietro (aside to everyone else): They broke up last night.

Natasha: *gasp*

Clint: *gasp*

Bruce: *gasp*

Tony: *gasp*

Thor: *MEGA GASP*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanda: *facepalm*

Natasha: WHAT HAPPENED? STEVE HOW COULD YOU!

Steve: I'll explain later! Right now I just wanna look at your profile pictures!

Clint: Mines is Natasha wearing her arrow necklace!

Tony: Mines if of my armor baby!

Bruce: Albert Einstein! WOO HOO!

Pietro: Nike shoes!

Natasha: Black Widow symbol.

Clint: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME?

Natasha: What about you?

Clint: *cries*

Wanda: *glares at Steve* 

Steve: What's your, um, profile, um, picture Wanda?

Wanda: WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOOK? I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU!

Steve: Oh, it's of me.

(Wanda has changed her profile picture)

Steve: Oh, it's of me...getting torn in half by a bunch of wolves.

Wanda: Something that's gonna happen pretty soon.

Thor: YOU ARE SCARY WITCH OF SCARLET!

Wanda: *bows* *glares at Steve*

Steve: Don't hurt me!

Natasha: WE NEED A DISTRACTION!

(Natasha has invited Loki, Peppa, Fury and Maria to the chat)

Maria: Hi!

Peppa: Hey!

Loki: WHAT?

Fury: I DON'T CARE!

Steve: Okay...

Clint: Steve wan'ts to see all your profile pictures!

Maria: SHIELD symbol.

Tony: You're lame!

Maria: At least I'm dedicated to my work!

Bruce: *cough* burn *cough*

Tony: Shut up, Bruce.

Peppa: Mines is of me in my best dress!

Tony: Hey isn't that the one I got you?

Peppa: Stop acting like you weren't rude to me!

Tony: Okay okay...*looks at Peppa* I'm sorry for being mean but you now me. I won't do it again!

Peppa: *bats eyelashes*

Thor: PEPPERONI FEELS!

Wanda: At least that's one happy relationship...

Pietro: *punches Steve in the guts*

Steve: OI!

Pietro: That's for my sister!

Wanda: *tackles Pietro* That's enough for now.

(Peppa has logged off)

Natasha: They're sweet!

Loki: WHAT DO YOU MORTALS WANT? 

Thor: BROTHER WHAT IS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?

Loki: a)not your brother and b) why don't you look for yourself?

Steve: Oh! A picture of you standing on top of the Earth wearing some massive crown. Looks pretty sad. 

Loki: IT SHALL BECOME TRUE!

Fury: Keep dreaming, Reindeer Games.

Loki: GAH!

Maria: I like your profile picture Sir!

Fury: Thank you Agent Hill.

Bruce: Is your profile picture a pirate flag?

Fury: IT'S THE SYMBOL FROM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! 

Bruce: Okay then...

Loki: I'm done with this rubbish! Good bye!

Thor: BROTHER WAIT-

(Loki has logged off)

(Loki is online)

Loki: NOT YOUR BROTHER!

(Loki has logged off)

Fury: I'm going too! I have enough work to do without having to bicker with you six monkeys!

Maria: Bye Sir!

Fury: You get back to work too Agent Hill!

Maria: Fine, see you all!

Wanda: Don't forget our girls slumber next week! Bye!

(Maria and Fury have logged off)

Tony: Well that was nice.

Steve: Hmm....

Wanda: *glares at Steve* Nat, let's go and find Peppa! I can't stand these people anymore! *cough* Steve *cough*

(Wanda and Natasha have logged off)

Pietro: Steve, you're mean!

(Pietro has logged off)

Steve: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

(Steve has logged off)

Bruce: Maybe Wanda can find someone else?

Thor: THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH OUT THERE IN THE SEA!

Tony: Well said Thor. Just lose the caps!

Thor: NO!

Bruce: I'm hungry. Which means-

Thor: SHWARMA TIME!

Tony: And maybe we can find someone to date Wanda.

Bruce: TONY!

(Tony, Steve and Bruce have logged off)

(Vison is online)

Vision: Where is everyone?


A/N-I hope this makes up for cancelling the special!

YAY! TONY AND PEPPA ARE BACK!

I'LL EXPLAIN STEVE AND WANDA'S BREAK UP LATER!

VISION IS HERE! Wanda, look out! 

Bye!

EDIT: Dedication to Not-So-Long-Username for reading this! THANKS!








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