A/N-And happy late Father's Day! What'd you all get your dads? I forgot mines in my locker!

(The Avengers are online)

(Loki is online)

(Wanda and Pietro are online)

(Chrissie and Emma are online)

Chrissie: (To Emma) Haha yeah! That movie is awesome!

Emma: (To Chrissie) I agree! Let's watch it later!

Chrissie: (To Emma) Can't wait!

Pietro: Ahh I see you have made a new friend!

Wanda: *gasps* OH MY LITTLE NIECE HAS A NEW BESTIE!

Loki: Bah! I don't have friends...

Tony: That's because you're a loner!!

Loki: I have followers! They worship me!

Thor: BROTHER DON'T BE SO MEAN!

Loki: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?

Thor: *takes out Mjolnir*

Loki: Eep!

Clint: Sucks to be you, Loki. Hahahahahahaha

Natasha: Agreed.

Loki: *sighs* People these days...

Bruce: So getting back to Emma and Chrissie...

Steve: Hey I just realised...

Emma: Oh finally!

Steve: It's Father's Day!

Natasha: You know half of us can't even celebrate it! You can't either!

Clint: My dad died in a car accident.

Tony: My dad was killed.

Bruce: I don't have any parents.

Natasha: My dad was taken from me.

Wanda: Our parents died.

Pietro: Yeah.

Thor: I HAVE A FATHER!

Loki: I sorta don't.

Thor: BROTHER YOU DO!

Loki: Don't even...

Chrissie: My parents abandoned me.

Emma: My dad is here.

Pietro: *cough*

Emma: OH! Happy Father's Day!

Pietro: Finally.

Steve: So how're we celebrating?

Thor: I SHALL INVITE MY FATHER THE GREAT ODIN HERE!

Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Clint: I don't see the harm in-

(Odin is online)

Thor: BEHOLD THE GREAT ODIN RULER OF ASGARD!

Odin: THOR MY SON! I BELIEVE IT IS FATHER'S DAY!

Thor: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FATHER!

Tony: Loki, don't you have something to say?

Loki: No.

Odin: LOKI MY BOY!

Loki: Hello Father.

Thor: FATHER I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!

Odin: *opens gift* OH THIS TINY SILVER WATCH IS AMAZING! *cough* ugly *cough*

Loki: Here Father.

Odin: *opens gift* oh a massive battle helmet and armour

Loki: BUT THOR'S GIFT IS BAD!

Odin: NEVER MIND! EVERYONE I HAVE VALIANTLY INVITED YOU TO A BELOVED FEAST AT MY HOMELY TOURIST-PALACE ON THIS EARTH!

Natasha: What's a tourist palace?

Thor: IT IS A MIGHT ABODE THAT MY FATHER HAS BORROWED FROM YOU MIGUARDIANS FOR HIS EARTH VISITS!

Clint: When you say borrowed do you mean-

A/N-PART 2 SOON!