26. An Old Friend
(The Avengers (excluding Tony)are online)
(Wanda and Pietro and online)
(Chrissie is online)
(Emma is online)
Emma: Dad, I'm gonna go and get a smoothie! CYA!
(Emma has logged off)
Chrissie: Did I scare her off?
Natasha+Clint: CHRISSIE!!!!
Chrissie: Hi guys!
Wanda: What're we, ground meat?
Natasha: Everyone, this is Agent Chrissie, an old friend from our Budapest missions.
Chrissie: Sup.
(Tony is online)
Tony: DON'T KILL ME NAT! And who's this?
Chrissie: Agent Chrissie.
Tony: I'm Tony Stark, playboy-
Chrissie: I already know who you are. You're an idiot.
Steve: *mumbles* Gently apply cool water tot he area of the burn.
Chrissie: And you're Steve the amazingly brave supersoldier!
Steve: Gee thanks. #0.0#
Chrissie: You're Bruce, the very nice scientist.
Bruce: Thx, at least you're not referring to me as a massive green rage monster.
Chrissie: I'm considerate.
Chrissie: You're Thor, the god of thunder!
Thor: I HAVE MJOLNIR!
Chrissie: Okay...and you're Pietro and Wanda Maximoff, the supersiblings who are courageous and exciting!
Pietro: Aww thanks!
Wanda: Wow!
Steve: So Chrissie, do you have any superpowers or strengths?
Chrissie: I'm a ninja, highly trained in the martial arts.
Clint: She's helped us out in a lot of missions.
Bruce: Do you work for SHIELD?
Chrissie: I used to. But I'm a lone wolf now.
Wanda: How old are you?
Chrissie: 15. Why? (A/N-Chrissie is meant to be portraying me and 15 is my lucky number)
Tony: *whistles*
Thor: YOU ARE VERY YOUNG!
Steve: Do you have a superhero name?
Natasha: Yeah, she's Ninja Cat.
Clint: Can she join the Avengers?
Tony: Gee she doesn't look muscly. She's very thin and looks malnourished.
Chrissie: You wanna see me fight, huh?
Tony: Hell yeah I do!
Clint: Tony, watch out. She's like Nat. She can be calm and then she can be...
Wanda: Hey, I'm going to call Peppa, Maria, Peggy and Emma! I wanna hang out!
Pietro: Wait don't leave me!
Wanda: Meh.
(Wanda, Chrissie and Natasha have logged off)
Thor: WHY DON'T WE HAVE A GUYS' BRUNCH?
Tony: YEAH!!
Steve: Oh boy I'm gonna regret this.
Bruce: You'd better keep the noise down, Tony.
Pietro: I'm in! Hold on, let me call my daughter and make sure she made it to the smoothie shop alive!
Steve: PIETRO! Her aunt's got her. Cool it.
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