Dedication to Loki_is_amazing for adding me to her fanfic!! Thanks!!

(Pietro and Mandarin are online)

Pietro: Oh h-hi?

Mandarin: Bwa! If this it...

Pietro: NO! I mean *cough* no I am very fast and very strong!

Mandarin: Well I have you know, like, umm...

Pietro: Yeah, actually, what powers and strengths do you have?

Mandarin: Actually, I don't know. I rely on weapons mainly to survive.

Pietro: Oh. *looses facade* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YA LOSER!

Mandarin: Stop it! At least I look better than you!

Pietro: Oi! This sweatshirt is Nike!

Mandarin: Well this dress is-

Pietro: Oh wait, dress??

Mandarin: Ok I'm fat alright? You got a problem with me trying to hide it?

Pietro: Oh, no actually.

Mandarin: Exactly.

Pietro: But if you wanna lose some fat. you should eat FRUIT!! As in mandarine, fruits!! Get it??

Mandarin: Shut up, you-you-

Pietro: What huh?

Mandarin: OH GRRRRR! That's it! Imma get a missile and blast in your face!

Pietro: Then I'll just have to SPEED out of the way

Mandarin: COWARD!

Pietro: BALDY!

Mandarin: SOMETHING!

Pietro: IDIOT!

Mandarin: Alright i give up 

(Mandarin has logged off)

Pietro: WOO HOO! AND TO THINK I WAS SO SCARED!

(The Avengers are online)

Wanda: YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I JUST WANNA CELEBRATE!

Steve: I understood that reference!

Steve: OHMIGOSH I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE TOO!

Tony: Steve shut up

Steve: Make me

Natasha: Girls, girls you both look pretty okay? Now...SHUT UP!

Steve: 0.0

Tony: 0.0

Clint: Ooh you got told!

Thor: I BELIEVE THAT IS A BURN MAN OF IRON AND CAPTAIN OF AMERICA

Bruce: Guys please just stop bickering. We're a team remember?

Wanda: I kinda agree with him

Pietro: Yeah

Clint: Ok alright we'll shush...TONY YOU LOSER!

Natasha: You know aren't we meant to be celebrating our win??

Thor: OH YEAH!! WE WON WE WON OH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!!!

Natasha: Okay?? 0.0

Tony: Oh to celebrate, PARTY AT STARK TOWER! INVITE WHOEVER YOU WANT!

Bruce: You know I'm fine thanks.

Natasha: Oh yeah!!

Pietro: WOO HOO!

So, next up: PARTY AT STARK TOWER! But...special guests arriving!!