21. Natasha and Wanda vs Loki
(Natasha, Wanda and Loki are online)
Natasha: Oh you.
Loki: Yes, me. KNOW KNEEL YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!!
Wanda: Oh hell no! *gets ready to use powers on Loki*
Natasha: *gets ready to KILL THAT MOTHER EFFER*
Loki: Umm, you know what? I think I'm gonna run.
Wanda: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs Loki*
Natasha: Why are you doing this Loki??
Loki: Cuz I can. NOW KNEEL!
Wanda: That's not an answer! *throws Loki onto the floor*
Loki: I CAN BE EVIL IF I WANTED TO YA KNOW!! mortals these days *facepalm*
Wanda: *uses powers on Loki*
Natasha: *starts beating up Loki*
Loki: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE MY POWERS DISAPPEARING? IS THIS SOME KIND OF HALLUCINATION? WHY DO I FEEL SOMEONE KICKING ME IN THE-
Natasha: Shut up!
Wanda: *releases power from Loki*
Loki: OUCH! STOP IT YOU MORTAL!
Natasha: The Black Widow will do as she pleases, ya filthy animal!
Wanda: Ooh that's gonna burn
Loki: DUCK!
Natasha: What?
Wanda: Sorry?
Loki: LOOK A BIFROST!
Wanda + Natasha: *ducks in shock*
Loki: *pushes Natasha and Wanda onto their knees*
Wanda: What's going on?
Loki: YOU ARE NOW KNEELING TO THE GREAT LOKI!!
Natasha: Oh hell no! I'M SQUATTING YOU IDIOT!
Wanda: And I'm basically sitting so there!
Loki: 0.0
Loki: You know, I think I'm just going to go and-
Natasha: OH HELL NO!
Wanda (at the same time): OH NO YOU DON'T!
Natasha: *punches Loki in the face*
Wanda: *knocks Loki out with powers*
Loki: *passes out*
Natasha: HIGH FIVE!
Wanda: YEAH!
(The Avengers are online)
Pietro: Well done sis!
Steve: Good job Wanda!
Clint: Look at little Loki cooing in the corner. He's so little LIKE A LITTLE FETUS!
Bruce: *raises eyebrow*
Clint: Sorry that wasn't called for.
Tony: I am resisting the urge of give Loki a good kick in the-
Wanda: I think Loki has suffered enough.
Thor: I AGREE WITCH OF SCARLET
Wanda: For now.
Natasha: Well said, girl, well said.
Thor: OH
Tony: Fine.
Pietro: I can't believe Loki tried to make my sister kneel to him.
Steve: How dare he try and take over my girlfriend.
Natasha: Excuse me, but in case you failed to notice I EXIST TOO!
Clint: Oh yeah I can't believe he tried to make my girlfriend kneel to him.
Natasha: And that's why I love you. *bats eyelashes*
Bruce: The sight of Natasha looking sweet and innocent looks deadlier than when she pointed her gun at me when we first met.
Natasha: ALRIGHT WHO SAID THAT? *takes out weapons*
Bruce: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Tony: I got you man I got you!
Natasha: OH YOU WANNA GET INVOLVED TOO?
Tony: On second thoughts...
Thor: LET US GO TO THE NEXT FIGHT SHALL WE?
Wanda: *hold back Natasha* Yeah
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