(Steve and Dr Zola are online)

Steve: Dr Zola??

Dr Zola: Steve.

Steve: So, umm, how's prison?

Dr Zola: YOU IDIOT! ULTRON BROKE ME OUTTA PRISON OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE HERE!

Steve: Oh well sorry I'm not up to date with you and your villain friends.

Dr Zola: That's alright!!

Steve: I was using sarcasm, something Stark taught me.

Dr Zola: Well so was I!

Steve: 0.0

Dr Zola: So anyways, I heard you fought with the Winter Soldier recently?

Steve: HE WAS MY FRIEND HOW COULD YOU!

Dr Zola: Ooh I've hit a soft spot, Star Spangled Man with a Plan!

Steve: What about you little Schmidt friend? How is he?

Dr Zola: Well...

Steve: Oh wait, I forgot, he's dead! HAHAHAHAHA!

Dr Zola: Well your friend the Winter Soldier was sorta dead so we're even now!

Steve: NO YOU IDIOT HE'S ALIVE! UNLIKE RED-HEADED SCHMIDT!

Dr Zola: How dare you disrespect Schmidt's memory! He was a loving man who always respected his peers and treated everyone like equals!

Steve: I'm sorry but I think you got the definition wrong, shortie!! RESPECT MEANS WORSHIP AND UNDERSTANDING!!

Dr Zola: HE STILL TREATED HIS PEERS LIKE EQUALS!

Steve: Oh yeah?? Then why did he leave you to rot in prison??

Dr Zola: He didn't have, umm, time to, umm, rescue me?? A mastermind like him must, umm, use his time wisely. 

Steve: EXCUSES EXCUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Zola: Umm, well you know what? I think I'm going to um...

Steve: Cry yo eyes out in the corner??

Dr Zola: Yeah! I mean, wait, I mean, go and eat some steak!

Steve: You don't eat meat!!

Dr Zola: Oh, I meant vegetarian steak!

Steve: Where did you find that?

Dr Zola: Oh did I say steak? I meant, umm, sssstttt-

Steve: Yeah??

Dr Zola: STEW! STEW! I mean, umm, *coughs* stew.

Steve: Err, ok....have fun with your stew??

(Dr Zola has logged off)

(The Avengers are online)

(Pietro and Wanda are online)

Wanda: WOO HOO! Well done, Steve!! *bats eyelashes at Steve*

Tony: For once, I reckon you were great!

Steve: What's that supposed to mean!

Natasha: Tony shut up. *flicks hair out and whips Tony with it*

Tony: Ouch!!

Pietro: Good job Steve.

Clint: Well done!

Thor: WELL DONE CAPTAIN OF AMERICA!

Bruce: I'M HULKING OUT WITH JOY!

Natasha: Is that even possible?

Clint:....

Steve: :D