(The Avengers are online)

Clint: THISSSAMAGUD!

Natasha: What?

Clint: *swallows* This shwarma is so good!

THOR: EARTH FOOD IS THE BEST!

Bruce: *face palm*

Tony: Natasha, you might wanna run.

Natasha: Why?? I'm enjoying this food!

Tony: JUST RUN!

Natasha: *points gun at Tony* TELL ME!

Steve: TELL HER TONY!

Tony: Peppa just called and she says she's coming here to eat.

Natasha: So??

Tony: SHE'S GONNA INVITE ON A GOD DAMN SHOE SHOPPING SPREE!

Natasha: *flees out the door but it's too late*

Bruce: It's too late.

(Peppa is online)

Peppa: Hi everyone! There you are Natasha! I've been looking for you everywhere!

Natasha: *cowers in the corner* Oh, have you?

Steve: Hi Peppa!

Bruce: Hi Peppa!

Clint: Hi Peppa!

Thor: Hi Lady Peppa!

Peppa: So, Natasha, wanna go shoe shopping tomorrow?  TONY GOT ME A GIFT CARD TO EVERY SHOE SHOP IN NEW YORK!

Natasha: Oh, did he? How generous! Is he the reason why we're going shopping tomorrow?

Peppa: Yes!

Tony: I'm gonna run.

Bruce: But wait, you need to pay!

Tony: *throws whole wallet at the waitress*

Natasha: TONY YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Peppa: I think I'm gonna leave.

(Peppa has logged off)

Natasha: TONY YOU'RE DEAD!

(Natasha has logged off)

(Tony has logged off)

Thor: Do you think the man of iron is ok?

Bruce: Man of iron??

Steve: Meh, just leave him.

Clint: OK!!

(Thor, Bruce, Steve and Clint have logged off)

Not as funny I know but I tried once again. Next up is the shopping spree!