(Thor and Whiplash are online)

Thor: HELL LASH OF WHIP! HOW ARE YOU?

Whiplash: So, I don't have much competition do I?

Thor: WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL SO SCARED, LASH OF WHIP?

Whiplash: Seriously, just don't call me that!

Thor: HOW ABOUT WE GO AND LISTEN TO SOME SONGS?

Whiplash: That's it, Hammer Boy, I'm going to use this whip on you!

Thor: BUT THAT WHIP IS HORRIBLE! IT DOES YOU NO GOOD!

Whiplash: Puh-lease, I could slice you in half with it, Hammer Boy.

Thor: MJOLNIR COULD ZAP YOU AND ONLY I COULD DO IT CUZ IT ONLY ANSWERS TO ME

Whiplash: Well my whips are...are...

Thor: WANT TO HEAR ME SING ABOUT MY HAMMER? IT'S A REMIX OF MONEY MONEY MONEY BY ABBA!

Whiplash: OH HELL NO!

Thor: I ZAP ALL NIGHT I ZAP ALL DAY! AIN'T THAT FUN? AND STILL I HAVEN'T GOT A-

Whiplash: *lashes whip at Thor*

Thor: HOW DARE YOU!

Whiplash: Oh yes I dare!

Thor: *zaps hammer at Whiplash*

Whiplash: EEHH!

Thor: YOU DO NOT MESS WITH ME WHILST I AM SINGING MY FAVOURITE SONGS!!

Whiplash: ABBA is horrible!

Thor: WHAT SONGS DO YOU LIKE THEN? 

Whiplash: TO HER DOOR BY PAUL KELLY!

Thor: THAT SONG SUCKS! THE WIFE TOOK THE KIDS! HOW CRAZY!

Whiplash: Grr...(*sings* they got married early, never had no money)

Thor: SEE YOU ARE SINGING TOO!

Whiplash: No I'm not! (*sings* then when he got laid off they really hit the skits)

Thor: I WANT TO SING TOO! I LOVE THE WIGGLES! 

Whiplash: What?

Thor: DO THE PROPELLER! DO THE PROPELLER! DO THE PROPELLER, ROUND AND ROUND!

Whiplash: How wierd. 

Thor: SING YOU HUMAN SING!!

Whiplash: No way Jose!

Thor: *zaps hammer at Whiplash* SING!

Whiplash: Ah! OK OK Umm propellers propellers?

Thor: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SING IT! SING!!!!! *zaps hammer at Whiplash*

Whiplash; BUT-BUT

Thor: NOW!!

Whiplash: Ok ok umm do the propeller propeller propeller??

Thor: NO YOU IDIOT! I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT THE DOOR!

Whiplash: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(Whiplash has been disabled from the chat)

(The Avengers have logged on)

Bruce: WOO HOO THAT WAS AWESOME!

Natasha: Good job!!

Clint: TWO WINS FOR THE AVNGERS!

Steve: WELL DONE!!

Tony: We're gonna win this thing!