(The Avengers are online)

(Pietro and Wanda are online)

(Loki is online)

(Peppa is online)

Tony: Does anybody know what day it is???????

Steve: Erm...

Bruce: The two month anniversary of the day i broke my special science beaker?

Tony: No! It's Valentine's Day!

Loki: Oh god no

Thor: YAY I SHALL GO AND BUY FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES FOR YOU FELLOW AVENGERS AND MY FELLOW BROTHER LOKI AND MY GIRLFRIEND JANE

Natasha: That's just weird Thor

Thor: I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO EXPRESS MY LOVE!

Clint: *face palm*

Loki: Thor, don't. Just don't.

Thor: I SHALL GO TO THE NEARBY FLORIST NOW!

(Thor has logged off)

Steve: Wanda, I got you a gift.

Wanda: *places hand over heart* Aww how sweet!

Steve: I got you a bouquet of roses and a red makeup set.

Wanda: Omg thank you so much Steve! I got you something too!

Steve: Really? What?

Wanda: Look! A mini Captain America figure that moves and talks

Steve: Thank you very much Wanda!

Pietro: *coughs* I exist too you know!

Wanda: Oh sorry.

Loki: How ironic.

Clint: Nat? Happy Valentine's Day! I got you some flowers!

Natasha: Nice! I'll use them as a target for my next gun training!

Clint: Ok...wait what?

Natasha: Just kidding. I got you a Hunger Games arrow set.

Clint: Yay! Thanks! I'm gonna use it!

Bruce: Aww Clintasha is so sweet!

Natasha: Bruce, I shall murder you.

Loki: What happened to "Love is for Children"?

Natasha: It went out the door because Clint came into the room

Clint: Ohh burn!

Loki: I'm going to go and die of embarrassment

Tony: Ohh shame Loki!!

Steve: Poor thing, second-best boy.

Loki: How dare you!

Steve: Hehe

Tony: So...Peppa

Peppa: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU SELFISH PERSON?

Tony: Umm, I got you a new dress and roses??

Peppa: OK FIRST OF ALL THAT DRESS IS THE UGLIEST IN THE WORLD! SERIOUSLY WHOEVER TOLD YOU I LOOKED GOOD IN  PINK LIED BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATCH MY HAIR! AND ROSES? WHAT A GESTURE! WE WERE DONE AGES AGO TONY! PEPPERONI ENDED ON MY CALL BECAUSE OF YOU!

Tony: excuse me while i go and cry in the corner

Peppa: Have fun, RICH BOY!

Steve: Damn, Peppa, you're on fire!

Peppa: Excuse me?

Bruce: I'm going to go and comfort Tony. *cough* do some science *cough*

(Tony, Peppa and Bruce have logged off)

Loki: Maybe I should go and make some evil plans today wreck couples today

Clint: No!

Pietro: No I've got him.

Wanda: Brother,  tie him to a chair and I'll make him imagine that he no longer has any powers!

Loki: *gulps*

Pietro: Got him!

Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AH! WHY DO I FEEL SO WEAK? 

Steve: Good job, Wanda.

Wanda: Thanks. *gives Steve a kiss on the cheek*

Pietro: *vomits*

Natasha: How sweet!!

Clint: Maximogers is so cute!

Steve: Clint...

Clint: I'm not saying no nothing

Loki: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Wanda: Ok, I'll stop. *releases power off Loki* But keep him on the chair

Loki: I'm going to cry

(Loki has logged off)

Natasha: hey Clint wanna go and-

Clint: YES I WANNA BE WITH YOU

Natasha: I was going to say eat shwarma

Clint: Oh ok sure you guys coming, Maximogers?

Wanda: Don't say that. Just don't

Steve: OK!

(Steve, Wanda, Natasha and Clint have logged off)

(Loki and Ultron are online)

Ultron: Evil villain reign time?

Loki: Definitley.