Girls slumber party!! 

(Peppa, Natasha, Maria and Wanda are online)

Peppa: So, I heard we were having a slumber party??

Wanda: Hell yeah!

Maria: Did we all bring something to share??

Natasha: Black liquorice!!

Wanda: Red velvet cupcakes!!

Peppa: Extra-butter popcorn!

Maria: Vinegar-flavoured chips!

Wanda: OK, so what are we going to do?

Peppa: *squeals* GIRL TIME! Gonna give each other pedicures and manicures, snack out and watch Britain's Next Top Model, talk about our boyfriends or any boys-

Natasha: I don't mind the eating bit but the rest is just-

Maria: Come on, Nat, you gotta let yourself go at some point.

Wanda: Besides, I've been dying to paint my nails all week!!

Peppa: I'LL DO YOUR NAILS!! WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU LIKE??

Wanda: Scarlet please!!

Maria: Ooh, so now whenever you use your powers it'll match your nails!!

Natasha: *clears throat* I think I'm just going to go and try some of your red velvet cupcakes, Wanda!!

Wanda: GO FOR IT!!

Maria: Anyways, so how are you and Tony, Peppa?

Peppa: Oh didn't you hear? We broke up the other day.

Maria: *gasps* what did he do?

Natasha: He said she was a snob and other mean stuff and didn't even apologise!

Wanda: How mean!!

Peppa: Don't care now. Bet he was drunk but he should be more careful next time!! He had at least ten glasses of scotch!

Maria: You know scotch isn't THAT strong tho

Natasha: Well if you have over ten glasses, it'd probably have a different effect.

Peppa: Besides the one he drinks is VERY strong.

Natasha: So how are your nails coming along, Wanda?

Wanda: THEY LOOK GREAT! NOW I NEED TO LET THEM DRY!

Natasha: How are you typing with wet nails?

Wanda: Voice messaging.

Maria: Oh.

Peppa: Now do you want to watch Britain's Next Top Model or talk about our love lives??

Maria: Oh I don't want to make you sad Peppa.

Peppa: Meh. I'm way over Tony, come on!

Wanda: So how is Clintasha going?

Natasha: I hate all this shipping. The rest of the Avengers are really getting crazy over it.

Maria: Got anyone in mind, Wanda?

Wanda: Umm, if I tell you, will you guys promise not to laugh?

Natasha: i promise on my best knife!!

Peppa: Sure thing, Wanda!

Maria: Promise.

Wanda: It's, um, well...

Natasha: Yeah??

Wanda: OK it's Steve.

Natasha: AHHH! YAY STEVE'S GONNA GO OUT ON A DATE!

Peppa: Ooh! 

Maria: YEE! YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!

Wanda: Ok I think I'm going to go now. See you tomorrow then!

Natasha: Wait! I want to know if-

(Wanda has logged off)

Natasha: Damn it.

Peppa: I'M GONNA GO AND FIND A SHIP NAME FOR THEM!

(Peppa had logged off)

Maria: I'm tired. See ya Nat.

(Maria has logged off)

(Natasha has logged off)

Yay! Steve might finally get a date!