Dedication goes to professional_dreamer. Thank you for being so kind and reading this!!

(Fury and Maria are online)

Maria: Happy birthday Sir. May I ask how old you are today and whether you liked my present or not?

Fury: WHY THE HELL WOULD I TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM??????????

Maria: I just wanted to know Sir.

Fury: And thank you for the present. I really enjoyed the new eyepatch.

Maria: Thanks. It is a very rare eye patch. *cough* eBay *cough*

(The Avengers are online)

(Loki is online)

(Pietro and Wanda are online)

Thor: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FURY!!!!!!!!!!!

Natasha: Happy Birthday Sir.

Clint: Many happy returns!

Steve: Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: Meh.

Loki: *huffs*

Bruce: Happy Birthday Sir. May I ask how old you are today and whether you liked my present or not?

Maria: Delete that post quick, Bruce!!

Bruce: Why?

Fury: WHY THE HELL WOULD I TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM??????

Bruce: I just wanted to know!

Fury: And thank you for the present. I really enjoyed the science vial with a cartoon of me on it.

Bruce: Thanks. It took a lot of time to make. *coughs* Wallmart *cough*

Pietro: Happy Birthday Director Fury!

Wanda: I promise I won't read your mind today! *crosses fingers behind back*

Fury: Umm, okay...

Tony: PARTY AT STARK TOWER! GONNA ORDER A CAKE WITH FURY'S FACE ON IT!!!

Fury: Excuse me?

Loki: Now THAT would be worth seeing!!

(At the party)

Tony: COME ON FURY YOU HAVING FUN???

Fury: *rolls eyes* having the time of my life

Thor: DANCING QUEEN!! YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17!! OH YEAH!!!

Clint: 0_0

Bruce: This party is going to make me Hulk out. I'm leaving.

Wanda: Wait, we'll turn down the music for you if you wa-

(Bruce has logged off)

Pietro: Don't worry, sis, he'll come round.

Steve: YOU CAN DANCE! YOU CAN DANCE! HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!

Natasha: You too, Steve??

Steve: Yep! SEE THAT GIRL! *points to Natasha* Watch and see! Digging the dancing queen!

Clint: Do you know how weird that sounds?

Maria: Cake time!!

Fury: I'm going to hide in shame.

Tony: Best cake in the world. There's also candles on it!

Maria: How many are there?

Thor: I'll count!! One, two, three, four...

Wanda: Come on, Director Fury, you're not that old, right??

Fury: HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY MIND!

Pietro: Run!!

Thor: ...fourty-one, fourty-two, fourty three! 43!!

Steve: Like Wanda said, you're no THAT old!

Loki; You oldie!

Fury: Somebody lock that monkey up!!

Clint; BACK TO THE PARTY!!!!!!!

Thor: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE! THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELEMD!

Natasha: I wish I was born deaf.

Steve: AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND I AIN'T HARD TO TELL! YOU DON'T KNOW YOU DON'T YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!

Pietro: Grr, not that song!!

Fury: WHO THE HELL SMILES AT THE GROUND!!!

Loki: I do whenever I'm on the verge of ruling Asgard!!

Clint: The verge!! Not WHEN you're ruling cuz it'll never happen, but THE VERGE!!

Loki: Grr!

Thor: IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I CAN SEE! YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I WANT YOU SO DESPERATLEY!

Maria: I'm sick of hearing these weird songs. Girls, wanna have a slumber at my place?

Natasha: Sure, I'll call Peppa.

Wanda: I'M IN!

(Natasha, Wanda and Maria have logged off)

Partying with the Avengers!! LOL. I wanted to be there! Next up will be...girls slumber party!!