I actually love Frozen so much guys. So anything mean I say about it here is untrue and I'm just saying it for the story.

[The Avengers joined the chatroom]

[Loki joined the chatroom]

Loki: If this ever gets out to anyone I will kill you all

Bruce: If what ever gets out?

Tony: OMG Loki r u gonna send us nudes?

Loki: wtf

Nat: Yeah Tony, what he said.

Tony: it was just a guess

Loki: no I'm not gonna 'send u nudes' that's repulsive.

Clint: repulsive indeed

Loki: Shut up, no one asked you

Clint: :(

Nat: It's ok Clint, Loki is an ass to everyone

Loki: Is that news to you or something? Cuz I thought it made it pretty clear that I hate you all

Bruce: He did make that ABUNDANTLY clear

Tony: Ok, great. Loki hates us. We hate him. Nothing new. But what was the thing U want no one to know?

Loki: Ughh.. I'm-im asking- you for h-h-h-help

Tony: 0.0

Bruce: No way

Clint: did I just read what I read?

Nat: *facepalm*

Tony: The great independent god of mischief asks his arch enemies for help!

Bruce: whatever u need help with must be rlly bad if you are coming to us

Loki: oooh, It is.

Nat: how bad could it be?

Loki: well...

Clint: what is it?

Loki: ok. Well. You guys aren't going to like this. Not that I care about your feelings or anything...

Nat: just get on with it!

Loki: some idiot showed Thor that movie Frozen and now he won't stop singing the songs!! He asked me 10 times today if I wanted to build a damned snowman!

Tony: X.x

Clint: omggggg I luv tht movie! I know all the songs!!

Nat: you do?

Clint: YES OFC!

Nat: >.>

Clint: I mean, no, ofc not. I'm a man. I don't like Let it Go at all... And I definitely don't sing it in the shower and car all the time...

Bruce: *facepalm*

Tony: You are no longer a man

Loki: was he ever a man?

Tony: Ahaha good one! High five!

Loki: Ew

Tony: :|

Bruce: ok, so what exactly do you want us to do?

Loki: I need you to help me get him to shut up

Nat: I'm afraid that may be impossible

Tony: once infected, the disease never goes away

Bruce: I'm afraid your brother-

Loki: not my brother

Bruce: shut up for a second, U ruined the moment

Loki: I had to correct you. People can't just go around knowing that big buff guy who sings Frozen all day is my adoptive brother

Clint: I would just leave the country

Loki: You can still do that if you want. I'll help you pack.

Tony: Me too

Clint: :0 Tony! I thought we were friends!

Tony: Eh.. I'm jk man! It's all cool!

Clint: phew! That's a relief!

Tony: 0~0 Hmm...

Clint: :(

Bruce: AS I WAS SAYING- I'm afraid Thor has been diagnosed with frozen fever!

Loki: .... Umm was that suppose to be a joke or something?

Clint: I don't get it...

Tony: Me either. Sorry buddy, that sucked.

Clint: yah man

Bruce: :( I wanted to say it earlier but I was rudely interrupted

Loki: oh how rude. By who?

Bruce: YOU!

Loki: :) mission accomplished

Bruce: >.>

Tony: ok so, who wants scotch?

Loki: Nope! No scotch till thor stops singing

Tony: :O U can't deny me of my scotch!! I am Iron Man!

Loki: Yeah well, I locked your scotch cabinet and hid the key!

Bruce: looks like he can deny you of your scotch

Tony: :| and looks like he can deny you of humorous moments

Bruce: :|

Loki: I can deny you both of full lives in one second if you don't shut up

Nat: Can we please just get this over with? Clint is starting to hum one of the Frozen songs

Clint: Nat! Why would you say that??

Nat: Cuz your annoying!

Clint: You could've just asked me to stop!

Nat: It doesn't work that way... Not when you have frozen fever

Clint: I do not!

Tony: yah you do

Clint: idk what ur talking about

Clint: you people are crazy

Bruce: you do though Clint.

Nat: mhm

Clint: Uhm, uh... YOUR OPINIONS NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

[Clint left the chatroom]

Loki: if he starts singing with Thor I will kill you all

Tony: we know you will Loki, we know

Bruce: i will actually kill myself, you don't even have to worry about it

Loki: don't take the joy out of this Bruce. My threats to kill U guys are the only thing that makes my day worthwhile

Tony: That's sad

Loki: don't I know it

Loki: now, please help me!

Nat: did you just say please?

Bruce: Manners are in your vocabulary?

Tony: screenshotting that

Loki: just shut up and get thor to do the same!

Bruce: this is going to take a while, you need to give us some time

Tony: yeah, this disease isn't rare, but highly contagious and very difficult to cure

Nat: my husband seems to have caught it

Tony: I'll get the divorce papers ready

Bruce: Good idea

Nat: we aren't getting divorced

Loki: when you do, can I shove him off the roof?

Nat: *rolls eyes*

Loki: I'll take that as a yes

Tony: So Loki, give us two days to come up with a solution

Loki: I may not be alive then, so work as fast as possible

Bruce: This truly is a dire emergency

Tony: Better get to work

[Tony left the chatroom]

[Bruce left the chatroom]

Nat: Oh crap, I gotta run, Clint is singing again

Loki: I can't wait to shove him off the roof

Nat: Die in a fire Loki

[Nat left the chatroom]

Loki: :/ no U die in a fire

[Loki left the chatroom]