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Tony: Hola!

Steve: That means hi in Spanish, right?

Tony: Si

Steve: And that means yes?

Tony: Si

Steve: I'll take that as a yes

Tony: *facepalm

Thor: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR PALM IN YOUR FACE,
MIGHTY COMRADE????

Rhodey: I seriously think you are all super weird

Bruce: Yeah, I agree. We totally are

Sam: Ah come on, they aren't that bad!

Rhodey: Last week, I was walking down the hall and caught Steve making out with air

Steve: 0.0

Tony: Is that even possible?

Rhodey: Apparently Steve made it a thing

Vision: I apologize if this may seem rude, but I have something to add to what Mr. Rhodes is saying.

Nat: Don't apologize, I'm dying to hear this.

Loki: Please, do share.

Vision: Well, as I can tap into the security cameras of this facility, you can assume I have seen some strange things.

Loki: Such as?

Vision: I shall list them for you.
1. Miss. Potts kicked Mr. Stark in his genital area.
2. Mr. Barton running around with a wig on and calling himself Katniss.
3. Mr. Odinson licking the floor
4. Mr. Laufeyson setting several things on fire
5. Mrs. Barton destroying things in Mr. Stark's room with a baseball bat
6. Mr. Barton and Mrs. Barton participating in sexual activities in strange places
7. A pregnant woman entering the building and screaming at anyone working here for Mr. Stark
8. Miss. Potts having a slap fight with the pregnant woman
9. A man with a metal arm hiding in a corner
10. Mr. Banner walking into Mr. Stark's room, sitting on the floor, and reading there.

Vision: Should I go on?

Nat: NO

Clint: NO

Tony: NO

Bruce: NO

Steve: NO

Loki: YES

Rhodey: Wow, dude, you see a lot.

Vision: Yes, I suppose I do.

Tony: Bruce, why the hell do you read on the floor of my room?

Bruce: I don't know! I JUST DO! Leave me alone :(

Nat: Clint, I thought I told you to get rid of that Katniss wig???

Clint: I did!

Nat: Then explain yourself.

Clint: I... Bought a new one..

Nat: -_-

Clint: I'll throw it out :(

Rhodey: Stark, is the pregnant woman the lady you knocked up in a one night stand?

Tony: Shhhhhh we don't need to talk about that.

Rhodey: Yeah we probably should.

Tony: NO

Rhodey: Fine. Whatever. I hope Pepper breaks up with you.

Tony: Ugh, we'll talk later.

Nat: Is the man with the metal arm who I think it is, Steve?

Steve: Uuhhhhh maybe

Nat: You're an idiot!

Steve: Shut up! Ok! He was lonely and needed a home!

Nat: He's dangerous!

Steve: Uh well.. LETS TALK ABOUT THOR LICKING THE FLOOR!

Tony: That isn't a strange occurrence

Bruce: Yeah, that happens almost everyday

Steve: *backs away slowly

Tony: Ok well, you know what Vision, my robo son. Why don't we talk about what we've seen you doing?

Vision: Have I done something wrong?

Tony: Not something wrong, but something scandalous.

Bruce: Oh Tony, it's probably best you don't bring that up.

Tony: And why not? He has dirt on us! I have dirt on him!

Loki: I would like to hear this dirt

Bruce: I'm not concerned about his reaction..

Tony: Then what are you concerned about?

Bruce: Saying it would give away what I'm trying to avoid giving away

Nat: I know what you're both talking about

Clint: I DONT

Clint: TELL ME

Nat: Bruce and Tony can tell you

Bruce: I will not

Tony: I will

Vision: What are you all talking about?

Steve: I think I see what you're getting at

Tony: No you don't

Steve: Yeah, you're right.. I don't

Rhodey: Is this the thing you told me about last night?

Tony: Yep

Rhodey: Oooh yep, very scandalous stuff

Sam: Is this the thing.

Rhodey: mhm

Tony: You told him about the thing Rhodes?

Rhodey: He wouldn't stop asking me once he found out I had a secret

Tony: Traitor

Clint: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS NO IDEA WTF IS GOING ON???

Steve: No

Thor: I AM UNAWARE OF THE SITUATION

Loki: I think I can guess what's going on.

Tony: No you can't

Loki: Yes I can

Tony: No you can't

Loki: Yes I can

Tony: What makes you think that?

Loki: Because I'm standing right outside your door listening while you talk about it with Bruce

Tony: Shit

Loki: Yes, that you are

Tony: Shut it, reindeer games

Clint: SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

Nat: Love is in the air, Clint.

Clint: Between who? Me and you?

Nat: No idiot, we are already married.

Clint: Tony and Pepper?

Nat: No, their love is fizzling if anything

Tony: ITS SO NOT

Nat: So is

Tony: Don't talk about it :(

Clint: Ok, umm Bruce and Betty?

Bruce: We broke up :(

Tony: How long did you date?

Bruce: A month and a half.

Tony: Ah that's too bad

Bruce: Yeah :(

Clint: Ok... Uh... Steve and Air?

Tony: I can't believe you just said that

Clint: What?? I'm running out of guesses!

Tony: We were talking about Vision, bird brain. Why would he have anything to do with any of those couples?

Clint: idk...

Tony: Stupid..

Loki: Yes, he is.

Vision: Oh... I do know what you are speaking of.

Clint: Wait, Vision is in a relationship???

Steve: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Steve: HE IS PURPLE AND I AM STILL SINGLE

Steve: WHAT

Tony: Lol Steve you're such a loser

Vision: Actually, I am magenta

Bruce: I thought you said you were red?

Vision: I changed my mind

Clint: I don't care what color he is, WHO IS HE DATING????

Tony: Well, two days ago, I walked into his room and saw him in a very compromising position

Clint: WITH WHO

Tony: I even saw some tongue action

Clint: WITH WHO

Tony: Luckily everyone had their clothes on

Clint: WITH WHO

Tony: But it didn't look like that would last for long

Clint: WITH WHO

Tony: I thought that-

Nat: I SWEAR IF U DONT JUST SAY IT ALREADY IM GOING TO MURDER YOU

Tony: Fine fine! Vision was getting hot and heavy with the only person who hasn't yet spoken in this chat

Steve: MY GIRLFRIEND!!!???

Tony: Steve, you're dating air. Obviously not.

Nat: It was Wanda, you idiot.

Tony: Where is the witch? I want her to confirm this.

Nat: Idk she logged on but.. Wait a minute.

Nat: She's busy from what I can tell

Tony: Wtf is more important than talking to me?

Loki: Everything

Nat: There is a sock on her doorknob

Tony: So wha- Oooooohhhh

Tony: Shit

Tony: Should I barge in?

Nat: No, you ass!

Bruce: I'm assuming Vision is with her.. That's why he didn't react to this?

Nat: Yep.

Clint: Sexy

Clint: OW! Nat slapped me!

Nat: You deserved it.

Clint: ;-;

Thor: MIGHTY COMRADES

Thor: THAT SHOW OF THE 70S IS ON!

Tony: HELL YES

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Loki: I hate everyone so much

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