Clintasha is whaaaat???
Author's Note: Like 10 or so chapters ago I made Clint propose to Natasha, and she said yes. Being that I'm retarded, I forgot about that xD so I came up with a solution for my forgetfulness :3 enjoyy!!!
[The Avengers joined the chatroom]
[Loki joined the chatroom]
Thor: FELLOW AVENGERS AND MY BROTHER IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE CHATTING IN THIS ROOM WTH YOU!!
Tony: nice to be chatting with u too Thor :3 sorta....
Loki: I hate you
Bruce: Uhm.. Ok Thor I'm glad your so happy to see us
Thor: IM OVERJOYED
Steve: We were literally all in the same room together 5 minutes ago...
Thor: OH ITS BEEN SO LONG!!
Loki: Shutup you oaf!
Thor: I LOVE YOU TOO BROTHER!
Loki: Ugh... Your such an idiot.
Bruce: Yo Clintasha, you have been totally silent!
Natasha: >.> I will decide when I wanna talk
Tony: are things still hawkward between u guys?
Steve: oh god don't break up please!
Natasha: we can't break up
Bruce: YES! YOU ARE INSEPARABLE!
Clint: Not really we can still divorce
Tony: SHE WAS DRUNK GET OV- wait divorce?
Natasha: Yes that is what he said Tony
Steve: Only married people get divorced....
Clint: Thank you captain obvious
Tony: You two are
Bruce: MARRIED?
Natasha: Yes
Clint: Nat... I think we forgot to tell them
Loki: No shit
Tony: YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED! WHERE WERE WE? WAS I DRUNK? WHEN WAS THE WEDDING?
Bruce: I DIDNT GET TO WITNESS CLINTASHA GET MARRIED? GAAAAHHHHHH WHAT IS LIFE ANYMORE?
Clint: We had a small, private wedding.
Tony: Where did you have this wedding?
Natasha: The basement
Tony: my basement?
Natasha: yes
Bruce: So you two got married alone?
Clint: Pepper and a couple of Tony's rich friends were there
Tony: WHY THE SHIT WERENT WE THERE?
Natasha: We didn't want you there
Steve: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEE??? WE SPEND LIKE EVERY DAY WITH YOU! WE FOUGHT THE BATTLE OF NY WITH YOU!
Tony: Wow Steve...
Steve: :o I apologize for my language
Tony: *tears up* I'm so proud
Steve: You should be ashamed I used horrible language!
Tony: Less proud
Bruce: anyways... WE ARE LIKE YOUR BEST FRIENDS! WE PUT UP WITH U GUYS EVERY DAY!! I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULDNT INVITE LOKI BUT ME, TONY, BRUCE, THOR, AND EVEN STEVE? WTF!!
Loki: -_- screw you
Natasha: Just listen for a second
Loki: I'm listening...
Tony: Feel free to explain yourselves!
Bruce: I can't wait to hear this
Thor: I DIDNT GET TO BRING POPTARTS TO THE WEDDING!
Clint: We thought maybe u guys would screw it up...
Natasha: We didn't want our perfect day to be ruined by poptarts, shwarma, yelling, caps lock, scotch, hulking out, and Loki
Loki: -_-
Thor: POPTARTS AND SHWARMA WOULD ONLY MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER!
Bruce: maybe I wouldn't have hulked out... I am calm usually.... But u are pissing me off right now!!
Tony: I could've stopped for a day!
Steve: No you couldn't have.
Tony: Yes!
Steve: Nope!
Tony: Ugh your right :(
Steve: I could've been invited I do nothing wrong!
Clint: We figured you'd tell everyone else if u were invited
Natasha: yeah, you can't keep a secret.
Steve: Yes I can!
Tony: Not really
Steve: Shut up Tony your not involved!
Clint: Remember the time I told you that I was taking Nat on vacation and I didn't want her to know
Steve: Sorta
Clint: well the next day I saw it on the SHIELD wesbite -_-
Steve: I can't even work the SHIELD website!
Tony: I can
Clint: You told Tony, who told all of SHIELD
Steve: ok maybe I just don't like secrets OK
Bruce: I feel betrayed.
Natasha: don't feel that way
Bruce: you guys are my OTP and I didn't even get to see your wedding?
Thor: WHAT IS AN OTP MR BANNER
Tony: One True Pair, Thor!
Bruce: Get wit the program!
Natasha: Look, I'm sorry guys but we had 2!
Bruce: NO YOU DIDNT!!
Clint: Yes we did
Bruce: NUHUH
Clint: UHUH
Bruce: NUHUH
Clint: UHUH
Bruce: NUH-
Natasha: SHUT THE HELL UP! Listen Clint, I love you, more than you would ever know! If I hadn't been drunk I wouldn't have done all those horrible things! I swear Clint, if it means keeping you, I will never drink again.
Clint: I love you Nat <3
Natasha: Right back at ya bird boy <3
Bruce: OTP!!
Tony: I STILL SHIP BLACKFROST BUT THAT WAS ADORABLE!
Steve: Yay your back together!
Loki: yay -_-
Thor: THANK ODIN THAT THE EYE OF HAWKS AND LADY ROMANOFF ARE OK!
Natasha: *highfives Clint*
Clint: *highfives back*
Tony: *highfives bruce*
Bruce: *highfives back*
Steve: *highfives air*
Steve: Air: *highfives back*
Tony: lol
Thor: WHAT IS A HIGHFIVE AND WHY ARE WE ALL DOING IT?
Bruce: I'll explain later Thor, don't ruin this touching moment. Loki you don't ruin it either
Loki: wtf! I was just standing here!
Bruce: Exactly.... >.>
Loki: Pathetic..
[Loki left the chatroom]
Thor: I SHALL GO FIND MY BROTHER AND MAKE SURE HE IS NOT SAD!
[Thor left the chatroom]
Tony: Science?
Bruce: Science!
[Tony left the chatroom]
[Bruce left the chatroom]
Steve: Hey Steve wanna go watch the avengers?
Steve: Sure Steve let's go!
Steve: I'm so lonely....
[Steve left the chatroom]
Natasha: We are so good :)
Clint: ikr! They fell for it!
Natasha: I knew pretending u were mad at me then getting back together in the most adorable way possible would be a perfect way to break the whole private wedding thing to them!
Clint: Victory sex?
Natasha: You read my mind
[Clint left the chatroom]
[Natasha left the chatroom]
[Tony turned off invisibility]
Tony: Son of a bitch...
[Tony left the chatroom]
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