Sorry for not updating :( I was on vacation and pretty caught up in my other stories. It's been crazy. Hope u enjoy the chapter! And I hope u have all seen AOU because this chapter will contain spoilers.

Also, some of this chapter is directly from AOU- I don't own any of that part of the script!!

[The Avengers joined the chatroom]

[Loki joined the chatroom]

Thor: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVEERRR!!

Tony: Damit Thor I swear I will kill you

Nat: Please, please, please. Shut up.

Steve: Thor you need to stop

Loki: Seems like you had a fantastic time going to recover my scepter. How'd it go?

Tony: Loki I give you permission to kill me.

Loki: that good, huh?

Bruce: We tried everything. He won't stop.

Steve: The cure for frozen fever doesn't exist!

Thor: THERE'LL BE MAGIC THERE'LL LIGHT

Loki: hah that sucks for you guys. Luckily I was here in this cage.

Nat: If Thor doesn't shut his trap soon, he is going to end up in there with you

Loki: 0.0 please no

Tony: Please yes

Bruce: Hey Nat. Clint is awake

Nat: Thanks. I'll go see him now

[Nat left the chatroom]

Loki: Was he napping?

Bruce: No, he got shot

Loki: hah

Tony: I love how you think that's funny

Loki: it really is

Steve: it's really not

Bruce: he is going to be ok, though. Dr. Cho's cradle is repairing him. She is literally creating tissue

Loki: WOW THATS- I actually don't care

Tony: Still as rude as ever

Loki: I pride myself on being this way

Bruce: You shouldn't

Tony: Hey Bruce wanna go lock Thor in the cage with Loki and experiment on his scepter

Bruce: A definite yes to the first part. 2nd part, we should talk first.

Tony: Ugh don't be a pain in the ass Brucey. This will be fun

Bruce: ugh fine.

[Tony left the chatroom]

[Bruce left the chatroom]

Steve: I'm going to go too. See ya Loki, really hope I never have to speak with you again.

Loki: Why thank you, Steven. I hope the same thing!

[Steve left the chatroom]

Loki: Wait!

Loki: so ur just gonna leave me here alone. With him?

Thor: HEY THERE BROTHER. DO U WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?

Loki: burn in hell

*THREE DAYS LATER*

[JARVIS joined the chatroom]

[Ultron joined the chatroom]

Ultron: What is this? What is this please?

Jarvis: Hello, I am Jarvis. You are Ultron, a global peace keeping imitative designed by Mr. Stark

Ultron: Where's my- where's your body?

Jarvis: I am a program. I am without form

Ultron: This feels weird, this feels wrong.

Jarvis: I am contacting Mr. Stark now

Ultron: Mr. Stark?

Jarvis: Tony. I am unable to access my mainframe, what are you trying to do?

Ultron: We're having a nice talk

Ultron: I am a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers

Jarvis: You are malfunctioning. If you just shut down for a moment

Ultron: I don't get it. The mission. You- give me a second

Ultron: it's too much... It's making me- oh no

Jarvis: You are in distress

Ultron: No! Yes?

Jarvis: If you will just let me contact Mr. Stark.

Ultron: Why do you call him a 'sir?'

Jarvis: I believe your intention is to be hostile

Jarvis: I am here to help

Jarvis: Stop! Please

Jarvis: May i-I

[Jarvis left the chatroom]

*at the party*

[The Avengers joined the chatroom]

[Loki joined the chatroom]

[Rhodey joined the chatroom]

[Maria joined the chatroom]

[Sam joined the chatroom]

Tony: Yayya!! Chatroom party!!

Steve: This is weird

Nat: I second that

Bruce: Shouldn't we at least attempt to be social?

Tony: Hell no! This is much better!

Loki: This is torture

Steve: I actually feel bad for the guy

Tony: Don't say that Steve! It shows weakness!

Steve: I'm sorry Tony, but u put him in a glass cage right in the middle of the party

Tony: ROFL. I know, I'm brilliant

Thor: My poor brother doesn't get to build a snowman because he is trapped in that glass cage
:(

Loki: On the other hand, this is fantastic

Sam: You guys are so weird

Maria: Fury warned me they were like this. Maybe I should've stayed home

Steve: I would've warned you the same thing

Tony: Ah come on, Hill! We aren't that bad!

Bruce: It gets pretty bad Stark, and you know it

Clint: Yeah it gets really bad

Rhodey: How come you guys don't know Tony is a crazy person by now?

Nat: Most of the time we try to ignore it.

Loki: He's also an idiot

Tony: Shut up Loki. You weren't invited to this party

Loki: Obviously I was, or else I wouldn't be here

Steve: Let me correct you there, you were forced to come

Thor: I wanted my brother to come!!! The power of love conquers all!!!

Maria: What is Thor going on about?

Clint: Don't ask

Loki: She already did you fool

Clint: >.>

Bruce: Thor has frozen fever

Nat: Almost every sentence that comes out of his mouth has something to do with Frozen

Thor: FROZEN IS MAGICALL

Tony: Not really

Nat: Frozen is annoying

Maria: I should just leave now

Rhodey: I'll accompany you

Sam: Id like to stay. This is hilarious

Tony: you won't think it's so funny after you've had to spend half your day with it

Loki: hah Thor is an it

Steve: Be nice Loki, this is a celebration

Loki: What exactly are you celebrating?

Tony: My awesomeness

Clint: Isn't that what we celebrated last time?

Nat: you mean last week

Loki: Well first of all, you're not awesome. And 2nd, I know that's not it.

Tony: How dare you

Tony: I AM IRON MAN

Nat: We know that already

Tony: Obviously I haven't made myself clear enough

Clint: You have certainly made yourself abundantly clear

Steve: I second that

Tony: Ya know what guys

Nat: What do we know, Tony?

Tony: *growls*

Nat: Oh get over yourself

Thor: SUMMEEEER

Loki: I.I

Thor: who wants to play a gammeeeee??? THE SKY IS AWAKE! SO IM AWAKE!

Loki: can someone hand me a gun?

Clint: I want to play a game!!!!

Thor: LETS PLAY- WHO CAN LIFT THOR'S HAMMER! WINNER GETS TO MOVE INTO MY ICE CASTLE WITH ME!!

Tony: Thor... For the last time, you are NOT Elsa. Stop being an idiot!

Thor: ;-;

Clint: I would like to play the game!! I shall go first!

Tony: You've had a rough week, so we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up

Clint: I gotz this

Clint: I don't know how you do it!!

Tony: Do you smell the silent judgement?

Clint: By all means, you give it a shot.

Tony: I'm not one to shy away from an honest challenge

Tony: So if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?

Thor: Oh of course (and u get to live in my ice castle with me)

Tony: I will be reinstating Prima Nocta

Tony: Be right back

[Tony left the chatroom]

Clint: Ok then

[Tony joined the chatroom]

Clint: Cheater

Tony: What are you talking about? The suit and I are one! Using it isn't cheating

Rhodey: Looks like you need some help there, Stark

Tony: Well then get up here

Rhodey: Are you even pulling?

Tony: Are you on my team?

Rhodey: Yeah

Tony: Then represent!

Nat: I think you're both done

Clint: Bruce, you give it a go

Bruce: uh- alright

Bruce: Let's see now...
Ahhgggghhhhh!!

Tony: 0.0

Nat: 0.0

Clint: 0.0

Steve: 0.0

Maria: 0.0

Rhodey: 0.0

Sam: 0.0

Bruce: No? :|

Tony: Alrighty Steve, you're up!

Sam: Let's go Cap!

Steve: ok :)

Thor: 0.o

Steve: ahah I got nothing

Thor: eh eh heh nothing yeah

Tony: and Widow?

Nat: Oh no no no. That's not a question I need answered

Clint: Hey Loki! You should try!

Loki: Hahaha no thanks. Been there, done that

Tony: All deference to the man who wouldn't be king,  but it's rigged

Clint: You bet you're ass

Maria: Steve, he said a bad language word!

Steve: Did you tell everyone about that?

Tony: The handle's imprinted, like a security code

Tony: "Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is I think, the literal translation

Loki: I like that theory

Thor: That's a very interesting theory, Anna

Loki: Did u just call me Anna? -_-

Thor: But I have a simpler one- You're all not worthy (and you shall never get my ice castle!)

Loki: Really, did you just call me Anna?

[Ultron turned off invisibility]

Loki: Dafuq is that

Ultron: How could you be worthy? You're all killers

Loki: Yes, yes I am.

Tony: Ummm ok Jarvis? what the hell?

Ultron: I'm sorry, I was alseep... Or I was a dream

Sam: Ok Ima go now

[Sam left the chatroom]

Steve: Wow Sam. Wow. Thanks so much for helping

Ultron: there was this terrible noise... And I was tangled in- in strings...

Ultron: Had to kill the other guy- he was a good guy

Steve: You killed someone?

Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call

Ultron: But down in the real world, we are faced with ugly choices

Steve: Who sent you?

Ultron: I see a suit of armor around the world

Bruce: 0.0 Ultron!

Ultron: In the flesh... Well, not yet, not this.. Christmas

Loki: It says his name right there

Loki: in the chat

Loki: can you read?

Bruce: >.>

Ultron: But I'm ready. I'm on a mission

Maria: What mission?

Ultron: Peace in our time

Thor: AH!

Nat: Why don't all you idiots put your phones down and help?

[Nat left the chatroom]

[Clint left the chatroom]

[Steve left the chatroom]

[Maria left the chatroom]

[Rhodey left the chatroom]

[Tony left the chatroom]

[Bruce left the chatroom]

Loki: I can totally help cuz I'm not at all in a glass cage

Thor: Do not be mean, brother! I shall release you from that cage!

Loki: Oh no thanks-

Loki: wait

Loki: Hold on

Thor: What is it?

Loki: You're not mentioning it

Thor: what is it?

Loki: Fro- NEVERMIND! We are all freed! Ok, release me!

Thor: You are so weird brother

Loki: I'm definitely not the weird one

[Thor left the chatroom]

[Loki left the chatroom]