Once upon a time, there was a magical cat princess named Glally the glalux. She was really, really rich and always wanted more money even though she put all the other princesses to shame. Even though Glally was a heartless soul, the universe had a special plan for her. . . and it involved her meeting her long lost brother, Prince Andrew of Glally land. Except he wasn't a cat, he was a human cat hybrid. And he liked milk. 

Now, reader, let me tell you a little sumthin' 'bout Prince Andrew, he was afraid of cats. And that's why he ran away from Glally land! It's actually quite a tale. He travelled to Wattpadland (a neighbouring continent) and decided to jump into a story called 'The Art of Robbing' written by none other than a glalux herself!!! And this writer glalux had a lot in store for Andrew. 

And so, our epic tale of heroism begins, starting in Glally land. 

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LA/N Yes, I know. There is SO much wrong with this that it disgusts me. Don't worry, this ISN'T how I really write. This is a parody and a fanfiction dedicated to the star of this story, glalux (the evil writer who writes Andrew's story.) :3