"HHL Flowers will always give you the good news over the bud news."

"I'd like some of that good news please."

"So would I."

"Explain?"

"My fucktard of a boyfriend dumped me."

"..."

"Oh wow what a good conversationalist you are."

"It's just that... clearly he doesn't know what he's missing out on."

"And you would know?"

"Because I popped in once to spy on you?"

"Oh really now?"

"Yeah."

"So, what's he missing out on them apart from my 'bitchy attitude'?"

"Well, you're beautiful for one and I mean that bubble but bro, but more importantly you have a real, soft side and clearly you volunteer at the animal centre from the t-shirt you were wearing."

"..."

"I think you just pretend to be a hard ass to stop people from hurting you... again."

"Your fucking flowers are on the fucking way."

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