"HHL Flowers know to go with the flowers."

"The fucking flowers being helping me?"

"I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm glad you're the one on the phone so this time when I lash out, it's at the right person and not and old lady with an earful about customer services."

"Right person? Customer services?"

"Some old bat reported me to to Helga because I said 'dick' and 'shit'."

"What did Helga do?"

"Laugh and tell her what HHL actually stood for."

"Oh."

"Yes."

"Is it really that bad pretending to be my admirer?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"No."

"English?"

"Never."

"Exie, please."

"There's a reason I hung up on you before you asked last time."

"I still haven't technically asked."

"Because you already know my answer."

"To a mystery question?"

"Yes."

"God you are so fucking difficult. Fine."

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