"HHL Flowers how can we help you to have a good thyme?"

"Maybe by not hanging up on your callers?"

"Oh, it's you."

"Don't get so excited. Seriously, calm down."

"Go away."

"Naw, I think I like you sunshine."

"Don't call me that."

"Well, what should I call you?"

"Nothing."

"Hello then nothing."

"..."

"Did you just growl?"

"Yes."

"That's no way to treat a customer! Didn't you know? The customer is always right!"

"You aren't a customer if you don't buy anything."

"Oh, yeah! Can I buy some flowers?"

"We're a flower shop — what did you think we sold?"

"Oh, yeah, my bad!"

"What fucking flowers do you want?"

"Um, pretty ones?"

"You have got to be joking."

"Why do I hear the dial tone..."

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