So I ordered a Lord of the Rings elf costume and today it came in the mail

I was 99% percent sure it was gonna be awesome

INSTEAD, THE DRESS WAS LIKE PEA GREEN

PEA GREEN

I SHIT YOU NOT

On the package it seriously looked white

I am SOOO MAD, that's false advertising right there. It was white on the package, clear as day. Instead it looked like they gave me a tinker bell costume.

Well I'm returning it tomorrow and seeing if they actually have what I wanted... We are allowed to dress up in our costumes for Halloween at my school... I DON'T WANNA MISS A CHANCE THAT SENPAI MAY NOTICE ME. lol it's more complicated than that, so much to tell. All you know is that I have a real-life senpai.

I know I'm being a turd, okay? I'm just a very unsatisfied consumer of products...