Matti: Can I just ... Can I just say ... [Turns to Ash] that I'm glad you are not my child?

Ash: [Chuckles] It's ... one way to come out, I guess?

Matti: You're such a dick. Like, I've seen this video once before, but ... [Laughs] Dude, how much sugar had you eaten?

Ash: I don't need sugar, I do it for the 'Tube. Look, I've got my little hearts-in-eyes face again. [Nudges Matti] So where's your coming-out video, huh?

Matti: [Mutters]

Ash: What was that? You're a massive chicken and can't figure out a camcorder? Ohhhh! Shocker!

Matti: No. True. But no. [Folds arms] I actually did tell them. And I actually did record it.

Ash: [Frowns] Did you heck!

Matti: I did.

Ash: Lies.

Matti: No, I think you'll find--

Ash: Lies! I totally have not seen this!

Matti: It's a voice recording in Swedish, that's why.

Ash: Oh. [Pauses] Hmm. Oh ... I guess that makes sense.

Matti: Yeah.

Ash: So when are you gonna upload that? Mate. When the fuck did you even do this?!

Matti: Today. On the phone. The whole thing's a phone call.

Ash: Oooo. [Winces] Daaaaaamn. I bet that was awkward.

Matti: Yes. Yes it was.

Ash: You gonna ...?

Matti: Gonna?

Ash: Like, add it to this video?

Matti: I'll have to translate it.

Ash: Yeah. Do that. I'll edit it on after we're finished with this one, yeah? Roll clip?

Matti: [Heavy sigh] ... I guess ... Roll clip.