"You're too young!!" At least I haven't been divorced 17 times!! ^^

"That isnt real..." just like your love life!!

"You'll grow out of it." Just like people grow out of you?

"You just haven't found the right person!" Clearly you haven't either...jeez

"You're too pretty for that!" I know right? Im too pretty to share myself!

"Give it a few more years..." Give it a few more years until you're in the nursing home!!