(Wah, wah, wah, wah)

(Wah, wah, wah, wah)

(Wah, wah, wah, wah)

(Wah, wah)

Oh, circumcise my love for you (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

It's far too vapid and aimless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

I wanna be painless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

Love soldier, I want closure (Wah, wah)

And a dollar for the bus back home

Oh, euthanize my heartbeat (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

As I set more in the concrete (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

The deified love meat (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

Madonna, oh, rare fauna (Wah, wah)

Pack your horror, ride the bus alone

How can, Cupid

How could you be so cruel?

How can, Cupid

How could you be so-?

Oh, circumcise my love for you (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

It's far too vapid and aimless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

I wanna be painless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)

Love soldier, I want closure (Wah, wah)

And a dollar for the bus back home