Me: So this is apparently a ship from Star vs. The Forces of Evil... it's a heterosexual ship between the two teenage protagonists, an princess from an alternate dimension named Star and an average boy from Earth named Marco. It's called Starco.

Nico: You're being so... business-like.

Everyone: *nods in agreement*

Me: Would you rather me scream "OTP" for five hours straight?

Everyone: *nods in agreement*

Me: *sighs*

Percy: I totally ship Starco.

Jason: But Marco likes Jackie!

Percy: I'm never speaking to you again.

Jason: But saying that counts as you speaking to me.

Percy: *sighs*

Annabeth: I can't take a side because I don't watch kid's shows like an imbecile.

Percy: *frowns*

Piper: But they're like brother and sister! That would be like shipping...

Piper: *whispers* Pincest.

Everyone: *shudders*